Week 7

The doldrums of the Power Rankings are upon us. It's pretty much the shit again except for Luke's team; and someone found life on Planet Schumann.

1. Luke - Don't see any reason why he won't remain in first place the rest of the year barring an injury to Scheelhaase or Ball. Also, Roy Roundtree go screw yourself.

2. Jake - In a distant 2nd at this point and needs a second running back or receiver to step up big time.

3. Farber - Hopefully for this team, Denard doesn't go into "injured every other play" mode like he did the last half of last season.

4. Knipp - Knipp's team lacks those intangibles that were so prevalent from last year's squad. A talented group this year isn't producing much.

5. Heydinger - Coker is alive, however no one else on his team is.

6. Schumann - Good week, and you get Moye back and Young might get some more carries now for Illinois; you'll be out of the cellar in no time.

7. Haines - I'm guessing this guy literally tried to kick his own face during that Wisconsin game.

8. Seth - I'm officially pulling the plug. I think Luke has a participation ribbon he is wanting to get rid of.