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May Jokes
By: Delaney Ogden
Q: Why don't oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they're shellfish
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp
Q: What do you call a fish that doesn't have any eyes?
A: A fsh
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A: A puddle
Q: What makes the ocean friendly?
A: It waves
Q: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
A: Hi, this is Patty.
Q: What do you call a detective who solves cases accidentally?
A: Sheer Luck Holmes
Q: What do birds hate?
A: Bills
Q: What do you call security guards that work at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy
Don't be worried about your phone and computer spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering your dirt for years.
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