March Jokes
By: Delaney Ogden
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
A: She always ran away from the ball
Q: Why did the man fall down the well?
A: He couldn’t see that well.
Q: Where do fruits go on vacation?
A: Pearis
Q: What do computers eat for snacks?
A: Microchips
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To say Hello from the other side
Q: What’s a cow without a map?
A: Udderly lost
Q: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
A: They don’t have the koala-fications
Q: Why is the obtuse angle sad?
A: Because it’s never right
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed
Q: What do you call a sick eagle?
A: Illeagle
Q:What type of hat does a camera wear?
A: A lens cap
Q: What is the sidewalk's favorite flavor of toothpaste?
A: Pave-mint
Sources:
https://parade.com/1232832/jessicasager/jokes-for-teens/
https://www.fatherly.com/play/funny-jokes-for-teens/amp/
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