Jokes-Funnies

Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

A: Elf-is Presley

Q: What do snowmen order at fast food restaurants?

A: Icebergers

Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?

A: Nothing, it just waved

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Boo-berries

Q: Why didn’t the cheese want to be sliced?

A: It had grater plans

Q: What do mountains wear to keep warm?

A: Snow Caps

Q: What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?

A: A cookie sheet

Q: Why do mummies like holiday gifts?

A: Because of all the wrappings

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snowbank

Q: What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

A: Bubble O 7

Q: What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A: He’s a fizzician

Q: How do you cut the ocean in half?

A: With a sea-saw

Q: What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?

A: A dog

Q: How did the pirate get his ship so cheap?

A: It was on sail

I ordered a Thesaurus recently, and all of the pages were 

blank. I have no words to describe my anger.