Entertainment

• What do you call a well-balanced horse?

Stable 

• What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain

• Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana 

• What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

• What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

Upcoming albums of 2024

P1Harmony: Killin’ It (Feb 5)

Chelsea Wolfe: She Reaches Out to She Reaches Out to She (Feb 9)

Declan McKenna: What Happened to the Beach? (Feb 9)

Five Finger Death Punch: AFTERLIFE (Feb 9)

Usher: Coming Home (Feb 11)

n.SSign: Happy & (Feb 15)

Mother Mother: Grief Chapter (Feb 16)

LE SSERAFIM:  EASY (Feb 19)

IU: The Winning (Feb 20)

TWICE: With YOU-th (Feb 23)

I Dont Know How But They Found Me: GLOOM DIVISION (Feb 23)

Jazmin Bean: Traumatic Livelihood (Feb 23)

Faye Webster: Underdressed at the Symphony (Mar 1)

Everything Everything: Mountainhead (Mar 1)

Ariana Grande: Eternal Sunshine (Mar 8)

Judas Priest: Invincible Shield (Mar 8)

Kim Gordon: The Collective (Mar 8)

Justin Timberlake: Everything I Thought It Was (Mar 15)

Lenny Kravitz: Blue Electric Light (Mar 15)

Sierra Ferrell: Trail Of Flowers (Mar 22)

Chief Keef: Almighty So 2 (Mar 29)

Conan Gray: Found Heaven (Apr 5)

Girl in Red: I’m Doing It Again Baby! (Apr 12)

Pet Shop Boys: Nonetheless (Apr 26)

MacKenzie Porter: Nobody's Born with a Broken Heart (Apr 26)

A$AP Rocky: Don't Be Dumb (TBA)

Ice Spice: Y2K (TBA)

SZA: Lana (TBA)

Anitta: Funk Generation (TBA)

Coldplay: Moon Music (TBA)

Chance the Rapper: Star Line Gallery (TBA) 

Brad Paisley: Son of the Mountains (TBA)

Miguel: Viscera (TBA) 

Deftones: TBA

Rihanna: TBA 

Cardi B: TBA 

Metro Boomin: TBA 

Dua Lipa: TBA

FKA Twigs: (TBA)

Katy Perry: (TBA)

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