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Jokes!

• How do you talk with an Italian ghost? 

With a Luigi-board

• What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? 

Corny

• What happens when a frog's car breaks down? 

It gets toad

• I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. 

If anything, it made him more sluggish

• What's E.T. short for? 

He's only got little legs 

Madlibs! (best viewed on either a computer/chromebook or a phone in landscape orientation)

Winter is one of the _______ seasons of the year. The other seasons are _______, _______, and ________. Winter is 

(number)               (adjective)       (noun)         (noun)

the time of the year when the _______ is furthest from the earth.  The weather tends to be _______ in winter, with

      (noun) (adjective)

 cold temperatures. Some winter sports include _______, _______, and ________. Hot _______ with  ________ on top

    (verb -ing)        (verb -ing)                 (verb -ing)        (beverage)   (food)

 is a popular winter drink.

Monthly Horoscopes!

*reminder for all horoscopes: Remember that the Universe is on your side, and allow yourself to feel confident in the moves you make, both small and large.*

Aquarius: January 20 - February 18 

Life could seem like a juggling act as the sun, Mercury, and Mars continue to move through Scorpio, dear Aquarius, putting your professional opinions and skills in high demand. On the one hand, this cosmic climate is great for excelling in your field, reaching new levels of success as you build status and reputation. On the other, you could find it difficult to find time to reap the rewards of these benefits, making it important that you maintain a healthy work/life balance.

Standout days: 14, 19, 29

Challenging days: 4, 11, 25

Pisces: February 19 - March 20

 Scorpio season has only the highest vibes to offer you, dear Pisces, as the sun, Mercury, and Mars migrate through the sector of your chart that governs spirituality. You’ll feel connected with the divine and your infinite truth, helping you find guidance on what lies ahead. Listen to the voice inside when making important life choices, trusting that you have the knowledge required to find the right answers if you take the time to slow down and reflect. Your relationships will also benefit from this cosmic climate, making it easier to open your heart and connect on a soul level.

Standout days: 4, 14, 20

Challenging days: 2, 3, 25

Aries: March 21 - April 19 

The sun continues its journey through Scorpio and your house of transformation, dear Aries, priming you for a month filled with personal shifts and plot twists that will allow you to grow and learn. Use this energy to become more devoted to your personal goals, acknowledging what must go so that newness can come through. Luckily, Venus enters harmonious Libra on November 8, promising you smooth transitions. This planetary placement can also bring movement to your love life, so be sure to open your heart to others.

Standout days: 15, 21, 24

Challenging days: 11, 22, 25

Taurus: April 20 - May 20

Scorpio season acts as one of the most sensual and passionate times of the year for you, dear Taurus, as the sun activates your solar seventh house. These vibes are all about leading with an open heart and experiencing love on a deeper level, whether you’re directing these emotions toward yourself, your best friends, or that special someone. Just remember to give your body some extra attention once Venus enters Libra on November 8, urging you to fully embrace wellness.

Standout days:  2, 25, 29

Challenging days: 3, 4, 11

Gemini: May 21 - June 20

Focus on cutting out unhealthy habits this month, dear Gemini, because Scorpio season pushes you to holistically embrace wellness. This cosmic climate could also bring changes to your work environment, especially when the sun and Jupiter face off on November 2. You’ll sense a shift when Venus enters Libra on the eighth, putting you in the mood to create art, socialize with friends, and embrace new interests. These vibes could also result in a new fling, though you won’t know for sure if things will get serious until early next year.

Standout days: 6, 8, 20

Challenging days: 4, 11, 28

Cancer: June 21 - July 22

Scorpio season marks a significantly creative time for you, dear Cancer, because the sun moves through your solar fifth house, urging you to see the world through playful and childlike eyes. Allow yourself to pursue new experiences and relationships with nonjudgmental eyes, keeping an open mind while gaining personal interests. You might also feel called to spend more time in the company of young family members, passing on knowledge or skills as a way to nurture and shape the next generation.

Standout days: 2, 28, 29

Challenging days: 3, 26, 30

Leo: July 23 - August 22

You’ll demonstrate loyalty through acts of love, dear Leo, as Scorpio season activates your solar fourth house. Taking care of family and friends in need will be particularly appealing to you because showcasing your nurturing side allows you to feel energized. While this cosmic climate is sure to heighten your empathic abilities, these vibes are also great for processing emotions you’ve put to the side, though you could be required to pull back socially in order to focus on your heart. Only your closest companions will have your upmost attention, though others may become resentful if they feel neglected or overlooked.

Standout days: 13, 17, 20

Challenging days: 2, 4, 30

Virgo: August 23 - September 22

Your attention will fluctuate as the sun, Mercury, and Mars move through Scorpio, dear Virgo, activating your solar third house. This cosmic climate is all about staying engaged mentally, leaving you with little patience for people or situations you aren’t invested in. Small talk will seem particularly painful, and your mind could wander during social exchanges that feel too surface level. Don’t hesitate to go deep on first dates if you’re on the hunt for love, but try not to dig for information you’re not ready to volunteer yourself.

Standout days: 6, 8, 20

Challenging days: 4, 5, 27

Libra: September 23 - October 22

Feel proud of what you’ve built while honoring your resilience, dear Libra, because Scorpio season promotes themes around gratitude, prosperity, and self-worth. This cosmic climate is also perfect for rewarding yourself for any recent accomplishments, so don’t hesitate to indulge now and again if the impulse should arise. You’ll feel particularly elevated once Venus enters your sign on November 8, promising to upgrade your popularity, charisma, and sense of balance. This planetary placement also bodes well for your love life, though you might need to make the first move when it comes to shy crushes.

Standout days: 6, 28, 29

Challenging days: 3, 10, 22

Scorpio: October 23 - November 21

You’re due for a few victories this month, dear Scorpio, because the sun, Mercury, and Mars all move through your sign. The decisions you make are important right now, and the way you act and think are sure to have a significant impact on the path ahead. Stay positive and remember to have plenty of fun while enjoying your birthday season, keeping in mind your goals and what is required to stay on track. You’ll feel called to spend more time in solitude once Venus enters Libra on November 8, working toward what your heart desires most from behind the scenes.

Standout days: 6, 17, 21

Challenging days: 10, 11, 25

Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21

The stars will ask you to go in and do some heavy lifting, dear Sagittarius, as Scorpio season activates your solar twelfth house. Issues in your behaviors and your relationships will come into view under this cosmic climate as the stars push you to make important changes before another birthday candle lands on your cake. Now is the time to get real with yourself about what is and isn’t working, but try not to beat yourself up in the process, understanding that releasing what no longer serves you can be done from a place of love and acceptance.

Standout days: 14, 15, 20

Challenging days: 2, 4, 25

Capricorn: December 22 - January 19 

Scorpio season tends to be a busy time for you, dear Capricorn, because the demands of your community and social circle seem to climb. While the hustle and bustle that come with rubbing elbows at parties will be hard to resist, be mindful of the crowds you select, considering how your acquaintances impact your mindset and image. You’ll notice shifts to your social sphere once your planetary ruler Saturn stations direct on November 4, helping you course correct if you’ve been investing in the wrong people or connections recently.

Standout days: 6, 8, 21

Challenging dates: 10, 22, 25