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Jokes!

• What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? 

A labracadabrador

• Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 

He pasta-way 

• I like elephants, everything else is irrelephant 

• What’s red and bad for your teeth? 

A brick

• What did the mime say to the elephant? 

Nothing, he held his character because he is a professional 

Madlibs! (best viewed on either a computer/chromebook or a phone in landscape orientation)

Hello, my name is astronaut _________. I am on my way to planet _________.

                       (name)            (silly word)

I will be gone for _______ days, I am very ________ about the trip but I will miss my _______.

                       (number)                             (adjective)                                 (noun)

I have heard that the atmosphere there is very _________, luckily my ________ packed me a 

           (adjective)                     (relative)

jacket to keep me _______. When I land on the planet, I will _______ for joy. I could not be 

                        (adjective)                           (verb)

more _______ for this trip!

                 (adjective)

Monthly Horoscopes!

*reminder for all horoscopes: Remember that the Universe is on your side, and allow yourself to feel confident in the moves you make, both small and large.*

Aquarius: January 20 - February 18 

The sun shines brightly in the sector of your chart that governs luck, expansion, and spirituality. 

Standout days: 13, 22, 31

Challenging days: 8, 9, 20

Pisces: February 19 - March 20

You’ll be in a committed and loving headspace.

Standout days: 11, 13, 21

Challenging days: 9, 25, 28

Aries: March 21 - April 19 

Harmony will be easy to come by this month.

Standout days: 13, 28, 29

Challenging days: 4, 8, 18

Taurus: April 20 - May 20

You’ll be busy revamping and improving your daily routines and personal habits this month.

Standout days: 1, 21, 31

Challenging days: 9, 10, 18

Gemini: May 21 - June 20

Your aura will be spiralling and elevated under the Libra sun, putting you in a sociable, outgoing mood.

Standout days: 19, 22, 29

Challenging days: 10, 20, 28

Cancer: June 21 - July 22

 Libra season carries a homey energy for you.

Standout days: 10, 11, 22

Challenging days: 3, 6, 7

Leo: July 23 - August 22

It will be easy to socialise and sell your ideas once Mercury enters Libra on October 4, supercharging your gifts as a speaker and student. 

Standout days: 8, 9, 19

Challenging days: 10, 18, 20

Virgo: August 23 - September 22

Direct your focus toward grounding and building financial security.

Standout days: 10, 11, 19

Challenging days: 9, 12, 20

Libra: September 23 - October 22

Soak up what remains of your season, honour the sun by stepping into the limelight and prioritise your needs. 

Standout days: 18, 21, 31

Challenging days: 9, 10, 20

Scorpio: October 23 - November 21

Move slowly this month, because Libra season urges you to pull back, enjoy solitude, and reflect. 

Standout days: 11, 13, 29

Challenging days: 4, 8, 20

Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21

Your network will build as the sun continues its journey through Libra, helping you create a sound support system in the community.

Standout days: 13, 19, 21

Challenging days: 9, 20, 28

Capricorn: December 22 - January 19 

You’ll maintain a healthy sense of work/life balance, because Libra season brings grace to the sector of your chart that governs career. 

Standout days: 13, 22, 31

Challenging dates: 9, 10, 20