Off-Beat Topics

We need more sheepdogs

Pink elephants have nasty tempers

Canada is a truck, not a sportscar

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Shamrocks should be crushed

We need greener lawns

Winter is better than you think

We should all be cowboys

TV is everything

This house would dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

TV commercials are right

Slow and steady wins the race, but doesn't enjoy it as much

Clocks are great

Mice are nice

Santa Claus is a communist plot

Darth Vader had the right idea

Ketchup is essential

Never believe us

The mouse should be our national symbol (you may substitute some other animal

Red is rotten

The mirror is mankind's worst invention

We all want to be cowboys

Life is a highway

Violence is the answer

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

All that we ever really needed to know, we learned in kindergarten

We are eggshells

We live in Oz

Life is like football (you may substitute some other sport

Life is a cabaret

Scrooge was right

Don’t let them see you sweat

This house will have its cake and eat it too

This house prefers the sounds of silence

We can't get no satisfaction

Nostalgia is not what it used to be

Anything fits a naked man

Good memories are lost jewels

If we set a devil on horseback, he will ride to the devil

God does play dice

A bad excuse is better than none

The half is better than the whole

We should set a thief to catch a thief

The train is running out of coal

The gloves are finally off

The square root is the best route

It is time to cut bait

The dream is still alive

We don't need no education

To the victor go the toils

We are out of room

This house would charge the guns

This house would damn the torpedoes and go full speed ahead

Hell has frozen over

Elvis lives

This house would rather be a tortoise than a hare

This house would keep its powder dry

This house has no taste

We would rather be Vulcans

We would rather be Klingons

This house believes everything that it reads

The National Enquirer is right

No one ever went broke underestimating the public

This house would sell snake oil

There's gold in them thar hills

We would accept the Trojan Horse

It's not over until the fat lady sings

The colder, the better

We should keep moving

Tomorrow never comes

This house prefers sunset to sunrise

Quantity is better than quality

We should not ask for whom the bell tolls

This house would bury its head in the sand

We would rather be a trumpet than a violin

This house would nuke the whales

This house is casting pearls before swine

Life is a video game

This house is a parrot, not an eagle

The eagle may soar but the beaver doesn't get sucked into the jet engine

We should pass the pepper

It's not the morality, it's how much you can bear

This house would order pizza

It's not the heat, it's the humidity

It's lonely out there

It is never our fault

This doesn't look like Kansas anymore, Toto

We just can't win

This house prefers a bath to a shower

We would rather be a snail than a tiger

Don't trust anyone over

This house would rather not grow up

The X-Files are right

Life is like the Simpsons

Height makes right

This house prefers a rose garden to a vegetable garden

We should close the border

He that shuns trifles must shun the world

The finest amusements are the most pointless ones

Halloween should be banned

Men are but children of a larger growth

Each man must watch out for his own arrow

We have made the wrong choice

This house is wearing blinders

We should turn up the volume

This house believes that it is too late

This house prefers a hiss to a roar

This house is more like Hamlet than Hercules

We should all be devils

This house would just say no

Speed kills

Living is like licking honey off of a thorn

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough

This house would make haste slowly

Life is one long process of getting tired

Good locks are the key to success

It is too hot

This house would ban the computer

This house prefers night to day

The later, the better

This house is a nail not a hammer

We are all vampires

It is getting hotter

We would rather be a sword than a shield

If you live with a lame man, you will learn to limp

This house would rather be a pauper than a prince

This house would rather cry over spilt milk than clean it up

This house would rather be the coyote than the roadrunner

Gossip is good

This house prefers a whisper to a yell

There is no life after graduation

This house is a sprinter rather than a marathon runner

This house would choose the dark side

This house would fight the power

This house would leave the Garden of Eden

There are too many of them

There are rocks ahead

Love is the greatest trap

This house is a spider, not a fly

We are heading over the cliff

It's a long way down

Easy come, easy go

Better dead than red

The machines are in charge

This house should start over

This house would rather be the hunted than the hunter

The eagle is dying

Life was better before TV

This house believes that you are better dead than wed

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

We should let the animals out of the zoo

This house would let it be

The sun is new again, all day

This house would Embrace the light

Goody-goodies are the thieves of virtue

90% percent of success is showing up

You cannot satisfy hunger by drawing a cake

This house would listen to Yoda

If there is no God then anything is permitted

This house would turn up the volume

This house prefer geeks to nerds

This house would change the channel

This house believes in purple people eaters

The cup runneth over

This house would replace the maple leaf as Canada’s national symbol with "the hockey stick"

This House would run while holding scissors

We should remember that in the long run, we are all dead.

This House would rather not win