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The Bible of Mistakes in Love by 反舌鸟/Fan She Niao/Mockingbird
《恋爱错误宝典》Liàn ài cuò wù bǎo diǎn
In the two years that he had been married to Liang Yesheng, Lu Ming had always lived in anger. Every time he quarreled with Liang Yesheng, Lu Ming would think, "Oh, my God, how could someone like him even find a spouse? What kind of idiot would marry this guy? Must be some really bad luck."
Then, he remembered that he seemed to be this idiot.
Fine, he’ll just get a divorce, and go back to being a free and normal person. Then, they can both live happily ever after, separately. If only this were the case.
In actuality, he decided to run back and continue being an idiot.
Liang Yesheng / Lu Ming
Dentist Gong / hip hop producer Shou
Lu Ming's friends don't know Liang Yesheng's gender at first! The word for he(他) is pronounced the same way as she(她) in Chinese. But don't worry, Lu Ming clears it up early on in the book!
I couldn't really find an English equivalent for 恋人 (which can translate to bf/gf, husband/wife, or any two people in a romantic relationship), so I'm using “lovers” instead, even though it really means a partner outside of marriage. But if you guys have any suggestions, please let me know!
Also, I use dollars in the translation to mean Yuan, not USD.
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