AMAZING-ZON

Cereal created by Carlos himself! Both tasty and healthy!

While it's not the real thing, it still can make you feel powerful. Who knows? Maybe with enough imagination your drawings could come to life too!

If you think it may look old and dirty, then you're right! This is a vintage Carlos Plush, made way back during the Great Lad War. Each one has a compliment hand-stitched into its bottom.

Honestly, we don't know who would buy or even sell this. Us AMAZING-ZON employees don't even know who's selling this, they simply go by "Ha". All we know is this must be some kind of elaborate joke.

A book written by many lads over the years about the history of lads as a species.

This is a rare antique from the times during the great lad war. Soldiers would eat their pyro pizza and fish and chips on this plate. Circumference had it made himself.

Introducing the L4D home mini! We all love L4D, and know we can have him (her...? It...?) control our homes for us! Pretty neat, you could also just chat with it if you're lonely...

If you don't know about this cereal, then shame on you. Sizzle Crunch took the human custom of eating large amounts of cereal, and made it even more delicious. The sugar injected into it and our extremely good, persuasive marketing techniques will certainly get you to buy our cereal.

Sizzle Crunch, so much sugar, you'll run lightyears... Literally.

In March 2014, an Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign was started for a sequel titled Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn. The funding goal was $450,000 USD. If achieved, the game creators at Big Deez Productions promised that the game would be released for consoles (PC, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Wii U, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360). The campaign ended on May 5, 2014, with the funding goal exceeded at $473,884. Big Deez announced they will be accepting Quark crypto-currency as a method of in-game payment.

We all like tabletop role playing games, right? But sometimes it's hard as a DM, or to find a good DM... But fret no longer! This is the D-Infinity, a sentient dice that listens in on your role play and upon rolling it, it gives you what should happen next for optimal amounts of fun.

Catch, battle, train and trade cute and ferocious monsters in this new hit game, Plokemon! Choose from 3 coolio starting monsters, yet somehow never pick the water type since there's no Plokemon blue! Go through the world and battle all the expert exercisers to win cool-guy-badges and become the world's number 1 cool guy!

Catch, battle, train and trade cute and ferocious monsters in this new hit game, Plokemon! Choose from 3 coolio starting monsters, yet somehow never pick the water type since there's no Plokemon blue! Go through the world and battle all the expert exercisers to win cool-guy-badges and become the world's number 1 cool guy!

This is the famous hit single recorded by legendary producer, Syntho (Feat. the Cat Club). Critics say this was the best song since the ancient times of the 1980s. Fans are raving about this piece, and the copies are flying off the shelves. Get yours now before we're all out!

Have you ever wanted to cook any kind of meal you want, and do it all on the go? Well, YOU'RE IN LUCK! The Easy Bake Convectional Oven does just that. Our good boy is well behaved, and does exactly as you tell him to. You don't even need to have him potty trained! Get your oven today! (It comes in many more colors, but we're too lazy to add them all.)