Nuclear Lads

Nuclear lads are broken, mutated lads. So broken, in fact, that they are not given Lad-o-files. These things have no control of their mind or body. Encounters with these, "beasts," have provided evidence that they are far stronger, and more dangerous than normal lads. Many fear that they may someday take over Carlosland. Even Carlos fears this future.

No one knows how they ended up this way, but some believe that lads from long ago picked up little pieces of radiation from the North American nuclear disaster, or that they were nucleotized whenever the nuclear element was first discovered.

There is a terrifying number of these swarming the Ancient Chasm, which is why no one has ventured there before. And the theorists believe that cats and dogs retreated underground through this passageway before the first nuclear lads were formed.

Nuclear Carlos

You thought Evil Carlos was the first failed clone, didn't you?

Well think again!

The first Carlos cloning project created a Carlos that had extreme anger issues. It was so bad that Carlos ended up banishing his clone to the badlands, and decided to never speak of him again.

No one knows of his current status, but some theorists believe that the original clone was nucleotized and became this. Many doubt this theory, but if it's true, then for the love of Carlos, the world is doomed.

Nuclear Jojo Seawater

Once a Jojo Seawater from an alternate dimension came. She was kinda a jerk, so Carlos banished her. She eventually became irradiated and grew an arm. She now roams the Ancient Chasm eating dirt and vomiting up inedible cakes.

Theorists think Carlos may have banished the wrong Jojo, and the evil Jojo is still in the Carlos Woods.

Neuroins

These are common nuclear monsters that roam the chasm. These had no original forms. They were just born from all the nuclear energy that was in the area.

Their limbs can fall off and pop back on at will, so you can tell that they are extremely dangerous.

They're basically like little nuclear zombies.