Food

Lads in Carlosland live a gourmet life, enjoying a variety of tasty dishes. Some of the foods are found naturally in Carlosland, while others are specially prepared by master chefs like Torchy's Tacos and Gordon Ramsay.

Bingo Berries

Bingo Berries are fruits that grow atop Bingo Trees. These trees are quite common everywhere outside the badlands, which is why Bingo Berries are often served in many forms of desserts. Like Bingo Pie, Bingo Cake, and Bingo Pudding.

They basically taste like what would happen if you had every skittle flavor in the world and crammed them all into a blender.

Pyro Pizza

Pyro Pizza was invented by Torchy's Tacos after the Great Lad War. It is one of the spiciest foods of all time, and requires fire from the depths of the underworld to be made.

Few have ever had the courage to try the pizza, and those that did burned themselves alive. The only ones who can handle this dish's heat are masters of the spicy element, and Iggy Icecream, who has eaten so much spicy food, he's actually immune to the effects of it.

Fish and Chips, Lad-o-fied

It's just a regular plate of fish and chips. Nothing special.

The only big difference is that the fish is stuffed with Alfredo pasta.

Jello Pie

It may look like it's a bubblegum pie, but it's not. The good stuff is on the inside.

This is one of the most popular desserts in Carlosland. It requires masters of the Jello element to make it.

Also, a warning to all: NEVER eat more than two pints a day. You won't want to find out what happens if you do.

Just... Cereal

Cereal is nothing new. Cereal is cereal.

However, Lad researchers claim cereal is the most common food for humans. They eat it like all the time, it makes up about 85% of their diet.

When a human baby is born, the mother will feed it a scoop of cereal. If the baby eats the cereal, it is said the baby will have good luck for the next 7 years.

Lad researchers assure us it's completely accurate.

Sizzle Crunch Cereal

Throughout the years of researching human foods, lads have realized how much cereal meant to human culture and decided to take their own spin on it.

The first prototype was bland and tasteless, but after years of testing, they turned it in to the most sugary cereal of all time. I'm not even kidding, there is so much frickin sugar, like holy crap.

Anyways, the cereal got popular very quickly. Eventually, the Sizzle Crunch commercial became the most played advertisement on TV. They later appointed Shooga to work as the mascot, and popularity grew even further. To this day, Sizzle Crunch, and cereal as a whole has become one of the lads' favorite foods.

Space Nachos

Space nachos are nachos which pulsate with immense power. They are a acquired taste, mostly because upon eating one you experience all the feeling and emotions throughout the entire universe's life span in the blink of an eye.

Only Cosmic and Black Hole Carlos know the recipe. However, Cosmic Carlos is always happy to make some as long as you aren't watching. If you ever ask him for the recipe, he simply responds with "The entire universe..." Which is (hopefully) just a joke. He also has a weird rule of only making one plate at a time.

Hypnecko Meat

This is a very tasty dish in the badlands. It's a rare occurrence to catch a Hypnecko under normal circumstances. They're usually caught by tribes very advanced in hunting, and then traded to lads to be cooked.

It's very tender, but if cooked poorly, could be very sweet.