To the council of Grognards: i, Melvin Milletoast have been tasked to write thr summary from Thag as the last scribe has disappeared. There have been rumblings thatThag did not think he wrote well enough so i am doing my best to accurateley convey the information. He smells particulary ripe, even for him, almost like, well, vomitus or stomach acid. With no fu adieu: Novad, Manawa, Kastor, Immeral and Rhys decided to ventur forth to find our missing guild member Thag. We approached the naga liar and found a greeting
Arty that included Thag, who looked hale and hearty. With no issue whatsoever, the naga released Thag back to the party. Thag has made it quite clear that he thinks the naga are “feckin nuts” and “no die”. After Thag was returned in good standing, we explored the mountain further and fought more umber hulks, eventually defeating “tha big, uglee, momma bug dat was black as Thags butt crack and twice as smelleh”. Thag keeps telling me that during this battle the nug actually swallowed him and the only reason he survived was his brave comrades but i think this must be some weird metaphor as i can not imagine any creature, no matter how foul, wantin* to eat him.Either way, they all managed to return safely and with Thag.
Tha real deal.
Dis Thag. Larnt to write. Dem snakes hab snakes in dem head. Dey say dee bosses be coming back. Call dem Genesai or so e sech. Dey fight fervsport, dont die. Stay in de cave all de time and wait fer bosses come back. Der be big gate, iffin it break, bosses back. Bosses wanna maka whole werld der slaves. I dont like dem. We go umber hulk cabe. Kilt 3 of dem. Den ziggy show us main nest. Fust ziggy grab me cod piece, it ok, manee want ta grab der. We go nest, Ziggy lead all umber hulks away ceot fer da big biotch. We fight. De party hab good plan, cept Thag git swallered. (Several tear marks seem to mark the parchment here). Thag almos die, cept Immeral, Kastor, Manawa, Rhys and Novad kilt de damn bug. Dey sabe Thag life. Thag owe dem. Mebbe even let dem grab Thag cod piece. We grab coins and run afta fight cause udda umbers come back. (When figuring the gold spli add in 3 sets o& umber hulk mandibles, 6 sets of claws, 4 pieces of artworh worth 750 gp each. We also got sone magical items, we gave Novad the bolts) . If anyone else has the list of the other things, please post them, i seem to have not written that down. I apologize for any typis, etc, on m6 ipad so its hard to proff. Signed in blood with big huge letters THAG.