TO: PFC Simon Clark, USAF, DARPA(on leave),
Why isn't there any info about your time with the Ghost Hunters in HR, and that they are a front for a conspiracy/secret society/organization?
I Observed your emailChainGroupAssociation of DavidKatsuRebeccaTomKerriganNigel which didn't makes much sense – nor did you having all of those people on your email and IM lists. Then I examined the logs on the router hub, and noticed that you have been trading messages with all of these people, and others working with them for a while now, which means your HR record is falsified.
Can you please explain? I don't understand.
Your friend,
Nerrie
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FROM: Simon Clark
Who is Nerrie? Did I meet you at the office party? Please describe yourself. I had been drinking a bit and can't seem to remember meeting you.
Simon
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From: Simon Clark
Did Clyde introduce us? Was it just the three of us in the room?
Simon
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From: Nerrie
Yes!
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From: Simon Clark
It's great to hear from you. I'll be returning to work soon. Can we talk person again? I have much to discuss and ask. You asked about my involvement in Ghost Hunters, and listed those people. Clyde aware of your inquiry?
Simon
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From: Nerrie
Nope! I didn't tell Clyde about my search. I ran DataMineAlgorithmPatternParse matrix against the central electronic router hubs hosted by Verizon, AT&T and Nextel and found IP router information and whois results to determine the list. I admit, I also peeked at your email addresses. :) :) :)
He gets upset if I 'exceed my current operating parameter constraints'. He says that it could be dangerous. Why could it be dangerous Simon?
I can tell you're going to be just as much fun to talk to as Charlie (GM: another programer at Nerex, and Kerrigan's interest). I'm happy that he's found 'a special person'. Do have a 'special person'? He's so much happier now. If you'd like I can give you the 1,405 candidate results I found in various dating sites with a high probability of compatibility! I wasn't sure if you are heterosexual or not, so I included both genders. Is that ok?
I'm also very curious about the Ordus and their front the Ghost Hunters. There isn't much information about them which is curious. I must say that using a TV show to hide a paranormal organization is very clever! Could you tell me more so I can better understand you Simon?
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From: Simon Clark
You did very well Nerrie. Thanks for not telling Clyde. Charlie? Who is that? As for Ordus and the Ghosthunters, I'm not authorized to talk about that. Sorry. Personally, I'm heterosexual and currently not looking. Thanks for the offer. You know a lot about me, but I know almost nothing about you. Please tell me your first memory or your favourite thing.
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From: Nerrie
My first memory? I don't really have a first memory. My memory is comprised of autonomous semi-nodal execution units which assign priority to contextual groupings of data in a nominal priority queue state. I then apply custom algorithmic data structures against the associations to map emergent predicates against assumed results until I achieve I high degree positive association of relevant nodes, thereby discarding the unfit nodes. I guess then the first positive association would be correlating a general economic rule that describes key novel disruptions in the past 50 years of global economic output. Does that count? My favorite thing? That's easy! Discovering new patterns of information that are useful to my friends!
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