Crazy Lady Breaks Into a House

By Samuel Reyes

There has been a break-in at the 3 bears home at 25783 Mythical Road. Multiple eyewitnesses saw the break-in. The Gingerbread Man said, "I saw her go into those poor bears' house and wreck the place." Others agree with The Gingerbread Man's version of events. 

Let's go live to the helicopters we have circling the house. On the ground, we can see the three bears worried and scared about their furniture because of multiple reports of a crazed lady breaking chairs and beds. The worst of it all is that she is apparently eating their food stored away for hibernation. 

According to our reporter on the ground, the lady is becoming more aggressive and the police are waiting to rush in. I'm told that if she does not leave the house this instant, she will be sent to big boy jail. From what I can see, she does not appear to be backing off and this will lead to her big timeout. 

The police are counting down: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1, RUSH IN, GO! GO! GO! 

Wait, what are seeing here, she is coming out on her volition. 

"GET DOWN, STOP RESISTING, GET DOWN!" I can see they have the crazy lady in custody and they are putting handcuffs on here. 

Epilogue: 

Goldilocks sued the police officers for abuse of power and wrongful treament. The three bears got their house back and installed sturdier locks and Ring cameras.