When My Granny

When my granny was 91 she did PT just for funWhen my granny was 92 she did PT better than you

When my granny was 93 she did PT better than me

When my granny was 94 she did PT more and more

When my granny was 95 she did PT to stay alive

When my granny was 96 she did PT just for kicks

When my granny was 97 she up and died and went to heaven

She met St. Peter at the pearly gates

Said, “St. Peter, St. Peter, hope I’m not late”

St. Peter said with a big ol’ grin

“Get down granny, and knock out ten”

She replied with a big ol’ smile

“Sorry, St. Peter, I’m on profile”