Chuck Norris
(sung to the tune of Airborne Ranger)
I see the bearded ninja
Alone upon the hi-ill
His name is Chuck Norris
And kill I know he wi-ill
CHORUS:
Chuck No - orr - rr - iss
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
Now, Chuck's not a surgeon
But he knows some tri-icks
The quickest way to a man's heart
Is with Chuck Norris' fi-ists
CHORUS
If you get out of li-ine
Chuck will put you in your pla-ace
The power of a roundhouse kick
Can be seen from outer spa-ace
CHORUS
If you can see Chuck Norris
Then he can see you-ou
If you can not see-ee him
He's prob'ly right behind you
CHORUS
Don't break the law in Texas
You'll put yourself in danger
Chuck Norris' twin brother
Is Walker Texas Ranger
CHORUS
He doesn't have a chin
But should still be fear-ed
Legend tells of a third fist
Behind his magnificent be-eard
CHORUS