When I Get To Heaven

When I get to heaven St. Peter's gonna say,

how'd you earn a livin' boy,

how'd you make your pay,

and I reply with a whole lot of anger,

I made my livin' as an AIRBORNE RANGER!

When I get to hell,

Satan’s gonna say,

how'd you earn a livin' boy,

how'd you earn your pay,

and I reply with a boot to his chest,

I made my livin' puttin' souls to rest!