My Girl’s a Vegetable
My girl’s a vegetable She lives in a hospital But I would do anything To keep her aliveShe has a green TV
It’s called an EKG
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
She prefers puréed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
But I would do anything
To keep her alive