My Girl’s a Vegetable

My girl’s a vegetable She lives in a hospital But I would do anything To keep her aliveShe has a green TV

It’s called an EKG

But I would do anything

To keep her alive

She has no arms or legs

That’s why we call her pegs

But I would do anything

To keep her alive

Sometimes I play a joke

Pull the plug and watch her choke

But I would do anything

To keep her alive

Each time she breaths in air

She sounds like Darth Vader

But I would do anything

To keep her alive

She prefers puréed food

Sucks it down with a plastic tube

But I would do anything

To keep her alive