OWNER - JASON

You may win the game but we will win the war 

COMITTEE - Finance

Fun Facts

 DOESN’T SWEAT THE PETTY STUFF, BUT PETS THE SWEATY STUFF

 EATS LIGHTENING AND CRAPS THUNDER

 CURRENT BROOKTOWN CORNHOLE CHAMPION 

HAS A EXCELLENT FALSETTO

ONCE HAD DRINKS WITH CHRIS FARLEY

WROTE A SCREEN PLAY TITLED PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:THE SEARCH FOR THE BEST RUM PUNCH RECIPE

 IN BRAZIL, HAVING JSTU MAKE YOUR BABY CRY IS CONSIDERED GOOD LUCK

 DREAM RESTAURANT WOULD BE NAMED TAITER TOTS AND TAILS

HAS AN UNCANNY ABILITY TO PREDICT THE WEATHER BASED ON THE SMELL OF ROCKS

HAS A SIXTH SENSE FOR DETECTING WHEN PIZZA IS NEARBY. IT'S A GIFT AND A CURSE