OWNER - RALPH 

COMITTEE - Rules

Fun Facts

 FURIOUS THAT STAGED WRESTLING IS CALLED "PRO WRESTLING" WHILE REAL WRESTLING IS CALLED "AMATEUR WRESTLING"

 PUTS OUT AN EMPTY CANDY BOWL ON HALLOWEEN WITH SIGN THAT SAYS “PLEASE TAKE ONE”

DESPITE HAVING A TERRIBLE SINGING VOICE INSISTS ON PERFORMING KEROKE AT EVERY OPPURTUNITY AND ALWAYS CHOOSES  "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU" BY WHITTNEY HOUSTON 

ONE GOT LOST IN A CORN MAZE FOR 3 HOURS AND BEFRIENDED A SCARECROW NAMED ALBERT

 STILL RENTS MOVIES FROM BLOCKBUSTER

 DREAM RESTAURANT WOULD BE NAMED THE CODFATHER

DOESN'T TRUST ACCUPUNCTURISTS, FEELS THEY ARE ALL BACK STABBERS

IF PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT, BUT NO ONE IS PERFECT, WHY PRACTICE?

PREFERS LIMERICKS OVER HAIKUS, BUT IN ALL FAIRNESS, WHO DOESN'T

SPEAKING OF LIMERICKS

 There once was a league full of guys

Who drafted with cleverness and guise

They studied the stats

And some where fat

But in the end, it was all about the prize