OWNER - JOSEPH

COMITTEE - Compliance

Fun Facts

 HE IS NOT SURE IF THIS IS HIS HOME PLANET

 IS CONCERNED THAT THE EARTH'S HELIUM SUPPLY WILL RUN OUT WITHIN THE NEXT 10 YEARS AND PARTY BALLOONS WILL COST $500 (AND WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS IT WITHOUT HELIUM BALLOONS)

 THINKS SAUSAGE PUNS ARE THE WURST 

 DREAM RESTAURANT WOULD BE NAMED THE GRILLED CHEESE INCIDENT

NOBODY CAN GET A HOOP ON A STRING TO LAND ON A HOOK FROM 5 FEET AWAY LIKE THIS GUY

IS FAVORED TO WIN THE 2028 FIVE FAMILIES FANTASY LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP

HAS NEVER BEEN CREDITED WITH A PASSED BALL AGAINST HIM

NEVER MAKES ANY DECISIONS BASED ON PAST, PRESENT OR FUTURE WEATHER CONDITIONS

EXCITED FOR THE JETS TO TRADE FOR JORDAN LOVE IN 2036

IS ALLERGIC TO TUESDAYS