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BetterBrellas: Double Layered, Windproof, Better Protection, Reverse Opening, Upside Down, etc.
BetterBrellas: Double Layered, Windproof, Better Protection, Reverse Opening, Upside Down, etc.
By Noah Brown
May 31st, 2022
Hi, guys! How’s it lookin’? What you’re going to look at is a brand new invention version of umbrellas called BetterBrellas. They are called BetterBrellas because they can reverse-open, be windproof, be waterproof, have better protection and they’re double layered. For my opinion, this is so much better than my other kind of umbrella that I use. The first reason why BetterBrellas are so much better than other types of umbrellas is because when they use reverse-open technology and better protection are to help you get indoors and outdoors without getting wet and additionally it is upside down. The second reason why is because when they are windproof, they would have no damage and enables the shape in strong winds, heavy rains or gusts. The third reason why is because when it closed in reverse-open, it makes a waterproof cone that prevents the moisture and wet surface whenever you are entering things. The fourth reason why is because when they are double layered it gives BetterBrellas to remain wind speeds in success of 50 miles per hour. That is the greatest invention of the type of umbrella in the whole world! They have three different colors such as: Red, Blue and Black. But I'd rather pick another brand to pick a different designed umbrella. Well, if any of guys like BetterBrellas, why don’t you order them on Amazon.com the next time it rains a lot and gets very windy! If you want to learn more on information about BetterBrellas, you can go on any website on the internet to find out. That’s all for my last article this month! I am moving on to this month, which is June! Remember to stay dry in the rain! Bye!
P.S. 138M @ Park West High School's 2022 Dance Show Tour video!
Class V62 Groovy Crew photo!
Park West High School: 9 Dance Show Performances!
Park West High School: 9 Dance Show Performances!
By Noah Brown
May 31st, 2022
Hey, how are you doing out there? I hope you’re very happy about reading this! In the Park West High School Auditorium, there were 9 Dance Performances to perform in this year’s Dance Show. Up 1st was Ms. Jeanine’s Class performing “Groove is in the Heart” by Deee-lite! Their dance performance was Groovy! 2nd was Ms. Christina’s Class performing “Try Everything” by Shakira! Their dance performance was persevering and never giving up! In 3rd was Ms. Tangie’s Class performing “I’m Still Standing” by Elton John. Their dance performance was still standing and jolly good! Coming up in 4th was us, Ms. Sarah’s Class performing “Let’s Groove” by Earth, Wind & Fire. Our dance performance was was groovy, positivity, fun and sensational! Now in 5th was Ms. Jasmine’s Class performing “Right on Time” by Aaron Cole. Their dance performance was wonderful and amazing! Up next in 6th was Ms. Sandra’s Class performing “Let’s Go Crazy” by Prince and The Revolution! Their dance performance was crazy good! Without further ado, in 7th was Ms. Jenny’s Class performing “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen! Their dance performance was non-stoppable and great! Okay, in 8th was Ms. Leah’s Class performing “Walking on Sunshine” (Kidz Bop version). Their dance performance was hot! Last but not least, in 9th was Jonathan, alongside with other students, even me performing the FINALE with a mix of songs! Our dance performance was sensational and dazzling! All of 9 Dance Performances were Outstanding because all of us and the other classes did very well performing in this School Year’s Dance Show! That was fun! Well, That’s all you’ll have to know about! See you next time!
A wisdom tooth seen from the inside of the gums of the mouth
Wisdom Teeth: What are they and why do they cause pain?
Wisdom Teeth: What are they and why do they cause pain?
By Noah Brown
May 16th, 2022
Today, I am going to explain about wisdom teeth. When you’re at the ages of 17 to 23, you start to feel wisdom teeth appearing and growing inside the gums of your mouth. Because they appear at a more mature age they are called wisdom teeth...when you are older you are more wise! But when they are starting to grow inside the gums of your mouth, you can feel and discover that they are very painful. Wisdom teeth can cause pain because they don't make their way through the gums, causing full impaction. The reason why wisdom teeth can be very painful is because the gums around the top crowns of wisdom teeth can become infected and swollen which now can cause extreme pain. But don’t worry, with gargling salt water at some nights, you can suddenly start to feel better. A lot of people have to end up getting their wisdom teeth out!
Noah and Ms. Sarah, smiling together!
Cluster Teacher Interview with Ms. Sarah
Cluster Teacher Interview with Ms. Sarah
By Noah Brown
May 9th, 2022
Ms. Sarah is a school teacher who is very busy and hard working. She has worked at J117 (a middle school) for 6 years and worked at J47 (a middle school) for 2 years. In the later year 2021, Ms. Sarah started to work at Park West High School. Ms. Sarah’s favorite part of teaching is working with students at J117, working with staff at J47, and working with both staff and students Park West High School. At Park West, whenever I feel upset, I talk to Ms. Sarah about something and then I do some calming skills such as: taking some deep breaths or role playing with her before I start to let conversations go. Ms. Sarah is very helpful, sensible, busy and great at teaching things to students. I know that the best transportation Ms. Sarah uses to get to Park West by driving the BMW X3. Whenever I say something funny, Ms. Sarah laughs. One of the greatest tips is that whenever I make mistakes at Park West, Ms. Sarah says “It’s okay to make mistakes and it’s a good thing! Don’t worry about it.” Whenever I ask a question to Ms. Sarah, she says to me “You don’t need to worry about help. You can do it by yourself. I believe in you.” Ms. Sarah’s favorite color is yellow. Ms. Sarah wasn't sure she wanted to be a teacher when she was a kid! Ms. Sarah only decided to become a teacher when she graduated college. However, Ms. Sarah always loved helping people. In high school, Ms. Sarah worked as a swim coach for children with special needs. That led her to work in high school with the special education program as an independent study. Ms. Sarah always enjoyed working with individuals with special needs and was good at it! She’d like to think Ms. Sarah have a positive attitude most of the time but she's only human and sometimes she can be negative! Ms. Sarah tries her best to model professional behaviors in class for her students. (Being respectful, hard working, enthusiastic, and being resilient!)
Here are some fun facts about Ms. Sarah. She has one pet - a cockapoo named Cece. Ms. Sarah loves her and she is like her daughter! Ms. Sarah has many favorite shows! Her favorite show is The Office (Seasons 1-4). She also love It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, and LOST. Ms. Sarah can't choose her favorite movie, but she loves comedies and documentaries. Ms. Sarah’s favorite movie snack is popcorn with peanut M&M's with a coke/cherry slushie. She loves all flowers! Anything colorful and "wild" looking are Ms. Sarah’s favorite. Her family is great! Ms. Sarah has three siblings: an older sister (who is married and has a 2 month old son). She has a twin brother and a younger sister. Ms. Sarah is very close with her family. They are the most important people in my life! Ms. Sarah lives in New York, but soon Ms. Sarah is going to move to New Jersey on Wednesday, June 1st, 2022. Well, don’t be sad because we can still see Ms. Sarah at Park West High School every day for another school year (2022-2023).
Y'ALL ARE BEING DISCRIMATORY!!!
Female Mario Kart characters can no longer drive karts?! Hoax or Truth?
Female Mario Kart characters can no longer drive karts?! Hoax or Truth?
Published by Jonathan Mnukhin
May 24th, 2022
POV#1: Your parents brought a Mario Kart game. You wanted to play as Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Isabelle, or other females.
POV#2: You were highly disrespected as a female. You get a news article saying female characters in the Mario Kart series can no longer drive karts.
What’s going on: Nintendo announced that playable female characters in the Mario Kart series can no longer drive karts, following a “Saudi Arabia” Investment. This was discrimination in gaming!
4 days later, Nintendo reveals they will NOT ban female characters from driving karts. The article posted 4 days ago was a whole bunch of satire. The part where it was satirical when they said Nintendo has banned female characters from kart-driving.
Women in Saudi Arabia have been legally able to drive in the patriarchal monarchy since 2018.
Women driving in Saudi Arabia was banned back in the past. Hours before the ban was lifted, a woman was actually driving.
We have Women’s day for a reason!
I wrote about Women’s month here.
How do you feel about this whole thing?
Vannamelon, LizzieBiz, and WolfyChu - Your general voice actors Article
Vannamelon, LizzieBiz, and WolfyChu - Your general voice actors Article
Article created by Jonathan Mnukhin
Meggy icon edited by Jonathan Mnukhin
Vanna icon illustrated by Jonathan Mnukhin
Wolfy icon transparency by Jonathan Mnukhin
May 7th, 2022
UPDATE MAY 28TH, 2022: ATTENTION READERS! MEGGY HAS A NEW VOICE ACTRESS NOW AS OF MAY 28TH, 2022.
So, you’ve probably heard of voice actors. Have you ever heard of YouTuber voice actors? It’s an actual thing. YouTube animation projects or Comic Dubs sometimes require other YouTubers to take a part in voicing a specific character.
Today, I chose Vannamelon, LizzieBiz, and WolfyChu because;
The Human Melony OC was inspired by the Vannamelon OC
WolfyChu took the role in voicing Human Melony
LizzieBiz was Meggy’s voice actress after concluding the YouTube arc
-LIZZIE LORE-
Before voicing Meggy, Lizzie took roles in voice acting for various shows, English dubs of various anime shows, and ENA, which is a vaporwave type of YouTube series created by Joel G.
Lizzie voiced Trish Una, who was a character from and was done for an english dub of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. She was known for playing various characters on tv. Lizzie is also a cat enthusiast and coffee drinker.
-WOLFY LORE-
Back in the past as according to the wiki, Wolfy had no idea on what kind of career she wanted. She first tried working as a teacher’s assistant in a primary school, but despite enjoying it, she felt like it wasn’t the right path for her. She only wanted to be an artist. She started getting into drawing and was drawing pictures for people on the internet.
Years later, she finally created her YouTube channel and did animation memes. She was encouraged to do so by an Australian YouTuber nicknamed Jordan Sweeto after he discovered the YouTube animation community. She later shifted to storytime animations and original animations and was Jordan’s girlfriend. Wolfy is controversial because a majority of people think her voice is fake. It really isn’t! Check out her content! Both Wolfy and Jordan took roles in WOTFI 2020 voice acting for Axol’s two-piece anime. Wolfy also collaborated with Meggy(Lizzie) in an Smg4 live stream once.
-VANNA LORE-
Vanna created her channel in 2009. According to the wiki, she created the channel to practice on becoming a voice actress, “but she was too shy to continue.” The channel’s name being “Vannamelon” was because of her love for puns, her name, and the fruit itself. In late 2011, she was introduced to My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic. Despite the show’s controversy, the show gave her inspiration for her to actually create videos. To start it off, she did MLP comic dubs showcasing her character impressions. However, she did dubs of dark comics to which are privated as of 2020 because they don't fit with Vanna's current style.
She started shifting to gameplays which mostly occur today. Vanna started off with a playthrough of Fnaf 1 voice acting fluttershy, which started a series called fluttershy/flutterchan plays. She later put more characters, such as pinkie pie, her OC, an evil lemony dupe of her OC, an OC which was a literate demon child, another sea-salty OC, Isabelle from Animal Crossing, Bowsette, Yuri and Monika from DDLC. To comply with the Children Online Privacy Protection Act, Monika made fluttershy more mature and humanized her. We originally were hoping for Vanna to voice act Human Melony because both OC’s look freaking similar to each other. Vanna also made a short animal crossing animation called “I AM THE LAW” which hit up to 10 million views. The animation consists of the mayor wanting Sea Bass to be illegal and arguing with Isabelle afterwards. “ISABELLE, I AM THE LAW!” The animation was done by her Boyfriend, Nick Dante, who also created his own show called group 5. Vannamelon did the voice acting for her animal crossing animation.
-END-
MADE BEFORE MEGGY GOT A NEW VOICE ACTRESS.
11 Years of SMG4 - A short Smg4 and Glitch Productions article
11 Years of SMG4 - A short Smg4 and Glitch Productions article
By Jonathan Mnukhin
May 6th, 2022
The anniversary of something, The anniversary of anything, is a very, very important milestone. Especially when it involves filming elevators for 5 years, or 1 year of a certain game mod representing what happens if you over smoke. Today’s spotlight is Smg4’s first video; The cake is a Lie.
Basically, Mario is excited for the cake, he comes in and no cake was found. Toad then tells him the cake was a lie and Mario raged at Peach afterwards. The poorly edited video consists of echoes. According to Smg4 in a storytime video. He used a trial version of Avs video editor, and the editor’s logo disappears and reappears. Much to Smg4’s annoyance, he decided to screen-record the entire thing before uploading. A loud echoed beep indicated the screen recorder was also on a trial version.
Five years later, Smg4 uploaded a compilation called “Five Years of Stupidness” consisting of edited compilations of bloopers from the past years. Smg4 would have remained the way it did today if it weren’t for the YouTube video policy and copyright system. In my opinion, the girls can stay. Just don’t overuse them. Five years later, a literate movie was released to commemorate the 10 years of Smg4. This occurred while Meggy was on vacation. As a result, Smg4 had to count on Heavy Squid to cover for her.
Chaos happens as the Mario Recolors become zombified. The only way to stop it is to put ZERO back into his guardian pod. After succeeding in that, the recolors were brought back to life. In the epilogue, the anti-virus subscription was about to end. Resulting in WOTFI 2021 to occur months later, ending Axol’s life, and the Genesis arc.
The death of Axol was the one thing to put Smg4’s Twitter page, YouTube channel, and subreddit page in flames!
Back in 2019, the Anime Arc was considered the longest arc in Smg4. The Genesis Arc has beaten the Anime Arc based on how long it was ongoing.
-ALL ARCS START TO FINISH (AS OF MAY 28, 2022)-
Waluigi Rejection Arc - June 2018→October 2018
Rapper Bob Arc - November 2018→December 2018
Anime Arc - March 2019→June 2019
YouTube Arc - June 2020→September 2020
Genesis Arc - March 2021→September 2021
Revelations Arc - November 2021→April 2022
Unlike normal Smg4 episodes, Episodes in story arcs have to have a sad moment. They mostly involve someone’s death.
Mario’s double cherry clone
Desti
Greg
Spudnick
Axol
Terrence
Fred
One of the ironic characters on SMG4 was the old man from Pokémon. The old man got a 3d remaster which some fans disappreciated because in his official 2D form, he has eyes. In his fanmade 3D form, he does not have eyes.
The Smg4 Cosmology Lore is crazy. There were two friends named Smg0 and Fred, the first avatar, who died because another person named Niles wanted to create the perfect universe, thus killing Fred, and fusing himself with Smg0 to create the virus ZERO. Then, there were three small people named Smg1, Smg2, and Spudnick, the second avatar, who were located in the ToyToy kingdom going on wacky adventures. However, the fun ended when Spudnick was trying to retrieve his teddy bear. Spudnick became captured and all of his life energy was drained by ZERO. Eventually, Spudnick died and the kingdom was falling apart. Smg1 and Smg2 eventually escaped with the Newgrounds characters. Later, we have a normal Mario and Peach sitting outside the castle.
Smg4’s guardian pod crashed into the castle, glitching out, Mario and Peach were zapped and Mario became stupid and Peach became a naggy boss. SMG4 noticed a computer and decided to use it to his advantage to create something funny, such as Mario, the third and current avatar being obsessed with spaghetti.
Later, Smg3 arrived in his own guardian pod, and he and ‘4 became mortal enemies. Mario and ‘4 threw his guardian pod into the dark web, thinking nothing would happen, all until a decade later.
During Smg4’s presence, a new club was in town called the SMG Club. The club consisted of people in Smg4 outfits. Everyone had their own nickname. Smg7, Smg10, Smg18, Smg44, etc. SuperMarioGlitchyFour and Mario eventually met SuperMarioGangstaOne, which was another Smg1. Mario and Smg4 self-destructed his club and everything became normal. Before self-destructing, SuperMarioGangstaOne revealed he did this because ‘4’s style was popular, and no one came to his club, thus stealing Smg4’s outfit design, which was a ”mandatory club uniform”.
Talk about SMG4’s world of Craziness! This can also imply why there are Ssenmodnar’s too. Ssenmodnar’s consist of random short clips which make no sense as they are being made.
Smg4 also made some wacky Halloween, Valentine’s Day, and Christmas specials. However, I wouldn’t recommend this to your children due to the past videos and modern videos being too, too crazy.
-ARTICLE END-
Made in preparation for 11 years on Saturday the 7th.
Pico’s School - An FNF, PS, Newgrounds and Pico Day article
Pico’s School - An FNF, PS, Newgrounds and Pico Day article
By Jonathan Mnukhin
April 30th-May 1st, 2022
WARNING: IF YOU SEE A GUN, CALL THE POLICE. DO NOT ATTEMPT ANYTHING THAT WENT ON IN THE ACTUAL GAME. IF YOU SUFFER FROM SHOOTING TRAUMA THAT MADE YOU CARRY A GUN AROUND, TALK TO A PSYCHOLOGIST.
Have you ever gone to school on the day when a shooting was going on? Was it a school close to a dangerous neighborhood? If you have never had any experiences as dastardly as those, let me introduce you to Pico’s school!
One school day, Pico was learning about the importance of apples and bananas. Until his classmate Cassandra was getting sick of this s__t and started shooting/killing everybody except for Pico. It was up to Pico to save the day! Pico had to grab a fire extinguisher and go to the janitor’s closet to grab a gun, where he met a guy named Cyclops. Outside the closet, Cassandra and another boy named Alucard were shooting outside. Alucard’s attack is throwing actual dead kids at Pico. Alucard’s defense is equipping a shield to protect himself from Pico’s Bullets. You gotta distract Alucard to finish him off. As a reward, he gives Pico the school key. Eventually. Pico meets Hanzou, who has a scary-looking knife and night-vision goggles. Defeating/Killing Hanzou will reward you with his goggles. All four enemies/opponents are part of the goth club. Pico then met Nene who wanted him to end her life because she feels humiliated every time. You can either choose to end her or spare her.
Eventually, Cassandra has had enough this time and turns into an alien, which she has the ability to do when needed. Eventually, she was eliminated by Pico. The next few days, a new teacher came in to replace the previous deceased teacher and new students came in to replace the dead ones. Those new students were part of the Ghettobots. This will lead to another event.
Next, we have Darnell, another friend of Pico, who irresponsibly plays with fire. He burned down buildings and witnessed a plane crash.
Pico makes a reappearance in Friday Night Funkin’ in Week 3 of the original game where he battles the Boyfriend and Girlfriend. The songs are named “Pico”, “Philly”, and “Blammed”. Pico holds a gun in his hand as he sits idle and sings. The battle takes place above the Newgrounds office building. At this point, Pico was schizophrenic throughout all the school events that happened. Pico was hired by the girlfriend’s father/Daddy Dearest to excruciate the Boyfriend, until Pico saw a familiar face. As jokingly confirmed by one of the creators Pico and the Boyfriend well, used to be boyfriends!
Pico did not shoot the Boyfriend and instead, he rap battled him. The voice effect used for Pico is a robot effect that is used on Kinemaster. On April 1st, 2021, an “AU” version of Pico’s school was released. Basically, everything is different. No shootings, the previous teacher gets to live for a few more decades, and the Boyfriend is in the game.
I hope you liked the thing I wrote.
Student Profile: Jonathan Mnukhin
Student Profile: Jonathan Mnukhin
By Helfry Flores
May 9th, 2022
Hey everyone, and it’s been a long time since I’ve made a new article but here I am doing one. So the reason why I was gone is because I’ve been doing some drawing and that somehow prevented me from doing my articles, so yeah there’s that. Alright so I recently did an interview with one of my fellow News Crew Members, Jonathan Mnukhin and I’ve learned from my mistakes from the last Student profile article which was on Joana Jimenez, For example I only did 6 questions for him instead of the unusual 11 or 12. Anyways let’s not waste any time and let’s get started with the questions!!!
H.F: Who or what inspired you to film the elevators, washing machines, electric gates, etc.
J.M: What Inspired me to film elevators is a bunch of youtubers who did this before. What Inspired me to film electric gates were the many different looks and operators. What inspired me to film washing machines was the many different brands, controls, and the fact they speed up.
H.F: (That might have been a bit too long but whatever, I’ll just ask the next question)
H.F: Speaking of elevators, what kind of elevators do you like best? The normal elevators or the inclined elevators.
J.M: I like normal elevators best, Inclined are too slow!
H.F: What is your favorite Mario Kart Racing Track?
J.M: Any track that’s not too hard or complicated.
H.F: Would you rather film the elevators alone or with some friends.
J.M: I would rather film with some friends, that way I wouldn’t get in trouble alone.
H.F: What is your favorite song from the Official Friday Night Funkin' Game?
J.M South and Blammed. I Also like Guns
H.F: Oh, My favorite Songs are Bopeebo due to how simple the charting system is and M.I.L.F because of the name and because of that one part, you know the one
Note: Me and Jonathan actually meant the songs, don’t get the wrong idea!
H.F: Here’s the last one, What memes that I rated over a few months are your favorite?
(Just Name One.)
J.M: Angry Video Game Nerd.
So that’s it for this student profile article, next time Ill do one on another one of my fellow News Crew Members so stay tuned anyways, “Love Peace & Chicken Grease!” - Chaz Smith.
The Bad Guys
The Bad Guys
Bu Justin Lowe
May 4th, 2022
How was everyone’s break? Mine was great! A highlight of my break was watching “The Bad Guys” a new movie from Dreamworks animation. It was released on April 22nd). “The Bad Guys” is an animated movie based on a book series. The book series is also titled “The Bad Guys”. The books are very popular - there are 16 in total. An author named Aaron Blabey wrote the book series. The book series is about a group named the bad guys. The bad guys are animals. Mr. Wolf is the main character and the leader of the bad guys. Mr snake, Mr.shark, Mr. Piranha and Ms. Tarantula are characters too. The bad guys are voiced by famous actors including: Sam Rockwell, Marc Maron, Craig Robinson, Anthony Ramos and Awkwafina.
As you might expect, the bad guys are villains. The bad guys break many laws. Police officers have been looking for the bad guys for a long time. One day, police officers catch the bad guys. The bad guys do not want to go to jail. They promise to be good to stay out of jail. The bad guys get help from Professor Marmalade. Professor Marmalade is a guinea pig who tries to teach the bad guys how to be good. He tries to teach them how to share, how to be kind and how to help others. The bag guys listen to Professor Marmalade and try to be good. They try to follow laws and help others. The bad guys want to prove they are not bad. Then the bad guys discover a new villain in the city. Can the bad guys stop the new villain? Can the bad guys bad guys be good? People can watch the bad guys movie to find out. Would you like to watch The Bad Guys movie?
Asian and pacific American Heritage month
Asian and pacific American Heritage month
By Justin Lowe
May 11, 2022
Did you know May is Asian and Pacific Islanders American month? It starts on May 1st and ends on May 31st. This is a time to recognize the importance Asian and Pacific Americans in our country. According to Wikipedia, "Asian/Pacific American or Asian/Pacific Islander or Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders is a term sometimes used in the United States when including both Asian and Pacific Islander Americans". There are many different cultures, languages, and countries represented in our country by this group of people! I am interested in celebrating this month because of how much I love Japanese culture. I love anime and ramen!
Interview with Mr. Andrew
Interview with Mr. Andrew
By, Justin Lowe
May 18, 2022
This month the News Crew has been interviewing staff and students at Park West. Jonathan started the series - check out all of his interviews here! I decided to interview Mr. Andrew, our school Transition Coordinator. I met Mr. Andrew at J117 when I was in middle school. One of the cool parts of his job is helping students after they graduate and one way is through connecting them with travel training, a program I am really interested in. Travel training helps students learn how to travel on their own in the community using public transportation. It helps students become more independent and go to work or a program without adult help. This is very important and something Mr. Andrew has talked with me about. Travel training was closed when COVID happened which is really sad but now the program is re-opening and Mr. Andrew wants students like me to join.
I am graduating this year and will miss Mr. Andrew. I always liked seeing him and talking to him. I will also miss my friends but I am going to try and be flexible.
Some fun facts about Mr. Andrew. He works at many of the different sites for PS138. He likes tacos. His first job was a tutor. He was a teacher at Park West a long time ago! He loves helping students and families.
I want to thank Mr. Andrew for always helping me and giving me professional advice and understanding work.
Helfry Rants: Microwaves
Helfry Rants: Microwaves
Hey everyone, Helfry here and I’m kicking it off with a brand new series where I rant about a few different things. I was basically inspired by a rant that I did about Minion Memes back in February, You can check it out by clicking here. Anyways Let’s just jump into it!!
You know what I hate: Microwaves, According to James Rolfe In Cinnemassacre He said "They always beep whenever you push any button, why do they do that? Like I know what i’m pressing I don’t need it to start beeping! I know this is just a minor complaint but it’s really starting to make me angry, every time I push a button on this thing it goes Beep Beep! Beep Beep! And I know what you're thinking “Helfry What if a blind person wants to use a microwave?” Well they can just put braille on the buttons, see Problem Solved! I also hate it that whenever I want to get a midnight snack and I need to heat something in the microwave, I kinda can’t do that because when it reaches the end it beeps very loudly and I accidently wake my mom up. And you might be saying “Oh just stop it when it hits 1!” Well you can but you have to change it back to what it was before and that causes it to beep some more, and don’t even think about heating something for 2 minutes or less because if you’re not back by then, It’ll beep, and then beep some more, and then beep some more, Seriously they should’ve given you the option to turn off the annoying beeping or make a separate microwave without it. Say how do they work? I know they can heat up anything but how come when you microwave a burrito wrapped in aluminum foil, they catch fire! What on earth Is this sorcery!?"
Anyways I need to calm down before I get really mad, I hope you enjoyed this rant and I really hope I can make more of these.
Anyways “Love, Peace, & Chicken Grease” - Chaz Smith
Helfry Rants: Loud Startup Sounds
Helfry Rants: Loud Startup Sounds
By Helfry Flores
May 31st, 2022
Hey everyone and Welcome to the second article on Helfry Rants where I rant on everyday things. This time around i’m going to rant on something that may be annoying for some of you guys but anyways let’s not waste any time and jump right into it.
You Know what I Hate: Startup Sounds, According to James Rolfe In Cinnemassacre He said: "You turn on your computer, game console, or launch Netflix and you get this Welcome Chime that isn’t very welcome. I don’t need a loud noise to let me know I turned on the system. Geez I never knew that about a second ago, I pushed a button, and you better hope that your volume is set to a low number, like what if you’re watching a quiet movie or playing a quiet game, you have to turn the volume up to hear it and next time i turn on my TV, BAM!! Jet engine decibel shattering your eardrums. And if it’s late at night, Congratulations you just woke up the whole house, now everyone has to know I just turned on a computer, Thanks a lot. And if you're in a classroom or a library. Everyone around you has to hear a loud DOUNG!!! Thanks for bringing the attention of the entire room to me, I really appreciate it. Of course there are ways to prevent that from happening, Such as leaving the computer on at all times and on Mac I can mute the speakers on it but the thing is i’m not gonna remember to do that every single time Apple should’ve put in an option to mute the startup sound in the preferences, That would actually have been too easy. Now if you like the startup sounds there’s nothing to complain about but if you don’t like them shouldn't there be a user-friendly way to turn them off. No matter how big or small the appliance is they always make a lot of noise like whenever a washing machine is done washing the clothes they always make a BUZZZZZ!!! Sound, and as for the microwaves they make the signature BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! Sound, I already made an article on that and you can check that out by clicking here There’s too much beeping, it always makes me nervous. It puts me on edge, there could be something beeping around the house as we speak, I hate this so much!"
Anyways I need a break so i’m gonna have to end it here so....
Love Peace & Chicken Grease -Chaz Smith
Women's Rights
Women's Rights
By, Justin Lowe
May 31, 2022
Today I want to talk about women's rights. The other day Mr. Frank told me about a country in the middle east that wants to take Princess Peach out of Super Mario Brothers because she is a woman and in their country, not all women can drive. I heard this and was shocked. This is unfair. Even if she is a cartoon character it made me think about Women's Rights and I wondered why women would not be allowed to drive. Ms. Sarah even told me women couldn't get credit cards without their husband's permission or wear pants to school many years ago! I read some history online about Women's Rights and how women have fought to make sure they have equal rights for a long time. I want all women to have the same rights as men. I think laws should be changed in countries that stop women from doing things like driving, or wearing what they want or going where they want to go, and vote in their country's elections. We should all fight for women's rights!
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