Happy 2023! (Photo taken at Corlear Gardens on December 2019)
By, Jonathan Mnukhin
Writing start date: December 20th, 2022
Final publish date: January 3rd, 2023
The jingle bells ring. The elevator bells ding. Once again is that time to listen to that chime. The beautiful sound is louder than a mime. The chimes of the sleigh ring above the Henry Hudson Parkway, and all the bridges and roads were infested with traffic jam rushers that Saturday. Seen outside are lights and a Christmas tree in the lobby of a tenant building. What could this mean? Tenants are celebrating Christmas. Isn’t that serene? It makes sense for the buildings to have a tree every December. The trees are put up by more than 1 building staff member. The trees are always a yearly Christmas attraction.
Promenade Apartments located on the hill of the marbles, have turned its blue roof lights red and green for the holidays, might I warble. At Corlear Gardens, leis are hung up on the lobby entryway doors. Do you think they could have put up more? The Christmas tree (with the addition of 2 Santas) is also put up next to a wall. The Christmas tree has colorful lights and can be seen by all.
At Tibbett Towers are two trees. The lights on the tree at BLDG A are colorful while the tree at BLDG B is just plain beige. Stockings are hung on the glass next to the entryway doors. Hanging them up might have been hard, maybe even harder. The same also applies to Nathan Hale Gardens must I say, which is just a vacant two blocks away.
Waldo Gardens has a Christmas tree with Santa Claus. The tree’s reflection can be seen through the walls.
Edwardian Apartments has a Christmas tree with animated lights. The lights fit in with the lights on the bushes outside. The building staff decorated the tree and bushes with pride. The building also had decorations for Halloween. Lights under the Words “315 Edwardian” can also be seen.
Many other buildings have all of those behind their wall. But I obviously can’t see them all. I hope this was a good piece to randomly come up to and read in class. Now say your prayers, because the grinches will trespass. They will steal all the decorations and presents too. You have no hope for Christmas this year, why even bother to report a missing stool?
By Helfry Flores
January 3rd 2023
Happy New Year everyone! the news crew is back from our break, Now do you remember when you asked mom for her phone so you can play some games that you downloaded on them Well I know I have, so i’m gonna talk about not just some of the more popular games but also some of the more obscure ones that only a small amount of people have played So let’s get started!
For now let’s just talk about the three grand-daddys of classic mobile games, The first of which being…
Temple Run: The gameplay is pretty self-explanatory: you swipe left and right to turn, swipe up to jump, and swipe down to slide under things. You have to do these actions to avoid getting eaten alive by these demon monsters which somehow sound like monkeys, but hey I’m all for any kind of monkeys in a game on a device that i can fit in my pocket. You also need to tilt your device to collect coins, you use them to upgrade your power ups or unlock new characters, speaking of which the characters are a little generic Especially Guy Dangerous (the character that you first start off with) However the game did received enough popularity to gain a sequel and a handful of movie tie-ins. The second game is actually the first one but on steroids, It features new characters, new mechanics and new worlds to explore, And not to mention Temple run went on to pioneer the runner mobile game genre, and it inspired many games such as Subway Surfers, and Minion Rush. (Has anyone besides my friends ever played minion rush before?)
Next up we have Angry Birds: The gameplay is pretty simple, you fling your birds at the many structures the pigs have made, Each bird has their own unique power: The Blues (Jay Jake and Jim) start off as one bird but when they’re flung they split into three of the same bird for mass destruction, they’re very effective against glass blocks, Chuck, (The Yellow bird that’s shaped like an upside-down dorito) speeds up his flight for mass destruction, he’s very effective against wood blocks, Bomb (The Black Bird that’s actually shaped like a bomb) Simply blows himself up, Matilda (The White Bird with a mother-esque personality) drops an explosive egg, Hal (The green toucan) changes his entire direction right on the fly, Terrance (The Humongous Red Bird) uses his strength and momentum to plow through everything, and that was just the birds that appeared in the classic version. I would name all of the birds and their abilities but that would carry on for too long, so let’s talk about the Cinematic Trailer for the original game
Surprisingly the game actually has a story: According to the cinematic trailer, the birds are actually guarding the eggs from anyone and anything, not even insects could survive the wrath of those birds. The pigs were apparently sick and tired of eating grass and wanted some variety so they went and stole the eggs from the birds while they’re checking to see if they killed the mosquito. And when they saw that the eggs were stolen by the pigs, Apparently they go into they’re limit and Bomb blows up the pigs. That was it for the cinematic trailer for this game, however it did go on to receive many spin-offs, a long awaited sequel, and three movie tie-ins. Rio, Star Wars, And Transformers respectively.
Now Let’s talk about a more obscure mobile game, Jetpack Joyride: this game revolves around a man named Barry Steakfries, who somehow steals a “Machine Gun Jetpack” from a lab and goes all ham on the scientists who were just trying to get money to pay for their family, Yes it sounds gruesome but thankfully you don’t see any blood and/or gore so it gets a pass. Anyways you use this jetpack to not only gain some height and collect coins but also avoid obstacles such as zappers, lasers, and missiles and You use those coins to buy cosmetics, upgrades and gadgets, most of these gadgets are really helpful for example the Ezy Dodge Missiles not only makes them blue but they’ll also travel slower so that you have more time to dodge them, and the X-Ray Specs allows you to see what power up you’re gonna get and also see through any of the scientist’s lab coats weird but funny at the same time it also makes you look stylish that is according to its description. Speaking of power ups, let's talk about some of them…
Mr. Cuddles is a fire-breathing mecha dragon that can plow through any scientist that comes near and burn them to a crisp.
The Bad as Hog Is literally just a motorcycle but it gives Barry a cool leather jacket and a shotgun for you to shoot at the scientists. Truly an item that can make any terminator fan jump out of their seat in excitement.
And finally the coolest power up of them all The Strong Arm Machine…
Also known as S.A.M for short this power up requires you to collect the three puzzle pieces that make up it’s initials, Once you collect all three of them it’ll assemble itself and then the music changes to dubstep while you use it’s one arm to deflect missiles that will be careening towards you at all times. It takes three missiles to destroy it instead of a measly one for all the other power ups. However you can only use it once per day but you do get a reward from it once you end your run but hey that’s one plus about it. Anyways this game would also gain a sequel, and Barry would later appear in games such as Monster Dash and Dan The Man. The game was developed by Halfbrick Studios, the same company that made Fruit Ninja.
Anyways that’s all for me today. I hope you enjoyed it and I’ll see you all next time.
PS: You have probably noticed something different about my avatar, I decided to dip parts of his hair blue, and I also gave him a necklace. (If you're wondering, yes the necklace he's wearing is actually magical) Anyways this is going to be my avatar's new look for this year, I will make a full body reference eventually. I hope you like it and I'll see you next time!
Hello everyone and welcome to the rewrite of my very first rant, as some of you may know I made this series to complain about the littlest of things and also so that I won’t milk my ranking memes article to become as skinny as those sticks you find and use as swords at the park. The reason why I'm doing this is because I noticed that I’ve been writing what people have been saying and not giving credit to them, more specifically and especially James Rolfe’s “You Know What’s BS” Series, and also because I don’t like how well I executed it. Anyways with that intro out of the way, let’s get Started!
Now Microwaves, we use these everyday to warm up some leftover food from the fridge. That's all fine and dandy until you go and actually use the thing and it all goes downhill from there, every time you press any of the buttons on the microwave it beeps, Key Word: Every Time. Even when you’re setting up the clock on the microwave, it beeps! Why isn’t there a dedicated button to mute the obnoxious beeping or better yet make a microwave that doesn’t have the beeping all together. This sound will be droning inside your brain for all eternity until you die and eventually it will pass on through many generations. This just puts me on edge; I sincerely hope these horrendously obnoxious beeping microwaves get thrown and rot away in the scrapyard where they belong.
Anyways that’s all for me today. I really hope you enjoyed it and I'll see you next time.
by Justin Lowe
January 4th 2023
Hey guys, I'm here and i got some bad news for all people who love watching Pokemon shows. let me tell you there's going to be a new series in 2023 in February. but you don't see ash and Pikachu on there, right? because they won’t be on the show. they retired, so I am going to write about ash and pikachu. you see ash and Pikachu, thry go to many regions like Kanto, johto, hoenn, sinnoh, unova, kalos, Alola and Galar. but this year in 1997 to 2022 they will be no longer be the main characters because they are replaced by a girl and boy that we don’t know their names yet. I am gonna miss Ash and Pikachu. Ash from Pallet town met his panther pikachu and professor Oak lab after he saved ash from Spearow. he used big thunder shock and they became friends. ash made all lot of friends, oh! and also pokemon too and finally became a Pokemon master. Thank you for everything ash and pikachu. your journey came to an end.
Hello everyone, and welcome to another ranting article. It has been a while since I’ve made the last ranting article which was about smartboards, the reason for that is because it’s really hard to come up with original things to “rant” about so staring on this entry I will be putting this series on hold until I actually find more things to rant and complain about. Anyways without any further ado let’s jump into it.
So… Every country has their own holidays for them to celebrate. We Americans even have our own holidays, but some of them I either really dislike or never really understood so here’s a few select holidays that I have cherry-picked for some of you guys.
First up is Groundhog Day and no I'm not talking about the film released in 1993, I’m talking about the holiday that is usually celebrated in Punxsutawney, a town in Pennsylvania. This is one of the few holidays that I never understood, the people in the town usually wait until Punxsutawney Phil (Yes, that’s the groundhog’s name) to come out of the hole from hibernation and if he gets scared from his own shadow, we are cursed with another 2 months of winter. However If Phil doesn’t see his shadow then we’re blessed with spring coming way earlier than expected. So apparently from my thoughts on it Phil and all the other groundhogs are fortune tellers who predict what will happen with the seasons, I don’t even know at this point so let’s just move on to the next one…
International Women's Day, This holiday isn’t really that bad from any other person’s perspective, myself included… but those freaks had the audacity to put it on March 8th. That's directly on my birthday, this means everyone else would be honoring the many women from all over the world, meanwhile I’m over here with a cupcake with a single candle on top just celebrating my birthday, with no one but my family and friends. And to make matters worse, by the time you get to college everyone but your family is gonna stop caring about your birthday, I really hope this doesn’t happen to me because I really care about my friends especially the news crew, not only that there’s already an entire month that honors women throughout history and it just so happens to be on the exact same month where this stupid holiday is thus making it redundant. So here you go, my thoughts on International Women’s Day. Originally I was gonna save it for last but my brain just couldn’t take the heat anymore, I just desperately wanted to vent my sheer hatred on it.
Anyways Let’s move on to the Last holiday and that is St. Patrick’s Day. First, allow me to address the elephant in the room when it comes to celebrating this holiday: Out of all the different colors of the rainbow they decided to make us wear GREEN!!! Not only does it have nothing to do with the history of St. Patrick himself, Green doesn’t compliment very well with any of the other colors besides black and gray. But the worst of all the punishment for not wearing Green is that you get pinched… Why Pinch!? Why not have people oh I don’t know… tickle other people for not wearing green, at least it’s not as painful as getting a small piece of your skin pulled out of your body! Also this holiday Is extremely popular in Ireland where they have the usual traditions such as Wearing Green, drinking until you get drunk, and watching the parade. So If you look past the drawbacks of St. Patrick’s Day then it’s a pretty great holiday Overall, Just not as great as let’s say christmas or halloween.
So that’s everything I have to say about a few of the holidays. I really hope you enjoy it and i’ll see you next time.
by Justin Lowe
January 12th 2023
Hi guys. I have more bad news. I heard that I'm not doing news crew anymore because this is my last year. I'm gonna miss Ms. Sarah and my friends because im going work at a program in goodwill. I gotta take like 5 to 10 trials but i'm sure gonna like it here. i don't know what my last year is going to be but I'm just waiting for Mr. Andrew to know. I want to thank Mr. Andrew for helping me find a program and also I want to thank my mom for giving me support. It was a short meeting but it went well so that is my story. I'm sure going to miss Park West High School. If you like this I give everyone 10 stars.
January 30 2023
by Justin Lowe
Hey guys today i am writing an article about an arcade game call mario bros from 1983.
There are two plumbers, Mario and Luigi. They are having trouble with the pipe, so Mario and Luigi try to fix it. but when someone else appeared in the pipe there were three creatures that you need to watch out for from the Shell creeper known as Koopa sidestepper: the crab and the Fighter fly. touch the platform before the enemy flips over and you kick off when upside down. Their even more enemy like Slipice also known as freezie icicle oh watch out for and fireball. They also change color, like Shell creeper and sidestepper. they go faster so be on your guard. When you're in trouble, use the pow block to flip all enemies touching a platform or the floor when a player hits it from below. It can be used three times before it disappears. Bonus rounds give the players a chance to score extra points by collecting coins within a time limit. The "POW" block fills itself at the start of each bonus round. They also have performed in super smash bros brawl and ultimate. In smash bros they remix track Mario bros from brawl the remix it so catchy which in turn is an excerpt of Mozart's classical piece Eine kleine Nachtmusik, and the second subsection is a remix of the music that would play on the title screen of the NES version of Mario Bros., in the last section of this track another remix of the excerpt that plays upon starting a new game is played. l think wanna play mario bros I give 5 stars all of you play this and arcade.