November 2022

It all started on the first day of school on Thursday the 8th, when my bus arrived and called my mother to let us know, “they have already arrived for me.” How would we know in advance what time for me to be downstairs at? Oh, don’t worry. Everything was fine tomorrow on Friday the 9th.

We went through the Broadway Bridge. Despite not going through the Henry Hudson Parkway southbound, my bus has managed to make it to school on time. But traffic and other stuff kept holding up the bus line. My bus dropped me off at my home on time, despite traffic on the Broadway Bridge going north.

We did take the Henry Hudson Parkway northbound, to drop off a child who lived on W 96th St.

On Saturday the 10th, we went to visit one of our family members in Waldo Gardens. On Saturday the 11th, it was 21 years of the horrifying plane crash, for one. And two, I went to Corlear Gardens to bring something to my grandma’s friend that lives there. There was a poster for another concert!

When it was Monday the 12th, things started taking a turn for the good going southbound. My bus took the Harlem River Drive. The entire Harlem River Drive, to pick up a child who lived in East Harlem. East River Plaza is also located there. We also went through a small fragment of the FDR drive to get to W 96th St to pick up the child from Friday. After that, we went through the south entrance which leads to the Henry Hudson Parkway.

After school, we went on the HH PKWY going north, there was traffic again. After dropping off the kid on W 96th, we went to drop off the other one on East Harlem. After that, we went through the HRD going northbound. And guess what? We were in traffic. And not only HRD, but the Major Deegan Expressway as well. (I saw it in the distance.) Because of all this, I kept coming home by 5pm, and because they kept taking too long to bring in the next bus, I kept arriving at the school late. I missed out on the muffin breakfast batch.

Two days later, the same highway story happened. Except my bus actually took the Henry Hudson Bridge (Until Kappock Street Exit) Home! Which I didn’t even expect! This happened after dropping off kids on W 150th St.

This highway mayhem kept going on. (HRD and MDEXPY in the morning = Fine both ways. | HRD in the afternoon after school = South okay, north no.) MDEXPY and HH PKWY had rush hours going on both ways! On Saturday the 17th, it was someone’s birthday at Corlear Gardens. Later, my mother, uncle, and I went to a restaurant. The food was good, and it was someone’s birthday inside. Coincidental? I think so! On Sunday the 18th, it was time. TIME TO COMMENCE THE CORLEAR GARDENS CONCERT OF SEPTEMBER 2022!!!

From Monday the 19th, to Friday the 23rd, was the same story. But let me tell you something about Friday that’s just, no. On our way home, going north, we didn’t even take the HH PKWY for some weird reason. As we progressed, we ended up in the neighborhood where J117, Ms. Sarah C’s old school is.

We went back through HRD going north, and after dropping off kids on W 150th (one of them was my classmate, named Aaron), we went BACK on the HH PKWY to go on the bridge to go to Kappock street to drop me off home. I arrived almost at 6pm. Thursday was the same story, except I just arrived at 5pm because we took the HH pkwy. (The reason why we took the Henry Hudson Bridge on 9/14, 9/22, and 9/23 was that all days before/after that, another kid from our school was on this bus. He eventually was on a different one.)

During the break on Monday and Tuesday the 26th-27th, the bus company separated us into two different buses. Because it just doesn’t work out. Kids living up north, west 150th, east Harlem, no, just no. Let me tell you something crazy. On Wednesday the 28th, The bus that half of us who reside up north and W 150th St are on has forgotten me and (eventually) came back for me!!! My bus came over to the school by 9am!

We then took the HH PKWY southbound, starting from Riverdale Avenue. For me, that meant I got to ride on the bridge going south and again going home north (except it took the Kappock street exit). (The kids on East Harlem and W 96th are still on the other bus.) I came home at 4pm, but missed out on the repair of the electric gate in the middle at Corlear Gardens…

I needed a break… (So I got one!!!) My mother was going on a picnic with her friends. I wanted to come. She agreed to have me come with her. Thursday the 29th, My mother and I took a taxi. We went through the hh pkwy going south starting from Riverdale Avenue. I got to go on the Henry Hudson Bridge again. After our hh pkwy journey, we went through the Holland tunnel to get to New Jersey, and we went through the Bayonne Bridge. We had our picnic. We had barbecues, did other stuff, it was a great time. Around 5pm was home time for us.

My mother and I called another taxi to take us home. We took the Goethals Bridge, and ran into a bit of highway traffic. (Everything was alright afterward!) Then we took the embodiment of highway traffic back to NY, the George Washington Bridge. We also went through the hh pkwy northbound. We went through the bridge until we reached the Riverdale Avenue Exit.

On Friday, everything was back to normal. There was a kid who resided on W 187th St, thus allowing me to go on the Broadway Bridge back home northbound. Everything was back to normal, or so I thought.

-OCTOBER-

October 1st and 2nd, were the days smg4’s Twitter got hacked. On Monday the 3rd, everything was normal going southbound. Broadway Bridge, pick up kids, hh pkwy. Northbound was bad. Going south, we took an entrance to the hh pkwy on W 155th St. But something happened with both the matron and the driver that it took a while to find coverages for both!

Eventually, the bus came. Oh, and also on my bus was a student from another high school. (She was on the same bus as me in September.) She told the regular driver and matron (in the morning) they will take the train home. The substitutes were unaware.

They killed 20 minutes just waiting. On the hh pkwy, there was not only traffic, but there were a lot of boats on the Hudson River! It was like this this morning, too! (But less traffic.) I was mad, I was unhappy, I just wanted to go home.

The usual drop-off routine was done, blah blah blah. After the kid who lived in W 187th st was dropped off, we didn’t go home normally via the Broadway Bridge. The substitute driver kept driving west, until we reached Fort Tryon Park. The park had a good view I must say, I should recommend it to my mother and uncle one day when trying to see the fireworks.

Anyways, The substitute driver kept going until they reached an entrance to the hh pkwy going north and north only. Once again, Henry Hudson Bridge, Kappock Street exit. I was too upset to say anything during this switch of directions. I came home before 5pm. I had no choice but to withhold my presence for the sake of my mental health. So I stayed home on Tuesday the 4th, as requested by my grandma after explaining the whole situation to her. On Tuesday, the electric gate in the middle of Corlear Gardens was out of order again.

On Thursday the 6th was the same bus story, except the original matron was back and another substitute driver was here. I was fuming when I arrived inside the school cafeteria by the time Ms. Sarah already came to pick up her class.

Ms. Lisa (the high school psychologist) then came in and asked if I wanted to have a session with her because I was out on Tuesday. Still mad, I angrily raised my voice/yelled at her (I didn’t cuss). Ms. Sarah knew what’s up. And told me to calm down. I still managed to arrive home at 4pm, same with Friday the 7th, except on Friday the 7th, the electric gate repair at Corlear Gardens was already done when I came back home. Being mad over arriving home and school late, I started yelling my loudest to my mother about missing out on the repairs of that specific electric gate. I talked to grandma, she said she will inform my mother I could stay home on Tuesday the 11th.

And I did. I went to school on Wednesday the 12th. Everything was fine, except THURSDAY THE 13TH!!! The phone line on one of the kids' parents was busy. Too busy. And at the time the bus was already at their house! (It was the parents of one of my classmates.) It took almost the entire hour to get him home, and I arrived home by 5pm! And Friday the 14th was the ultimate super traffic! (Maybe not really, but still!) Going north, Traffic jams everywhere! Broadway Avenue/Bridge, hh pkwy, I arrived home by 5pm again!!! During 13 and 14 was another substitute bus driver. I’ve had about enough of this, which is why I’ll be filming the elevators at Waldo Gardens up to 20 again.

On Sunday the 16th, we were visiting our family member again. My mother was upset as I filmed one elevator up to 20, and so was the family member. I did the same thing again with the other elevator, and that just resulted in a straight-up banishment for me, from visiting our family member! For the last two school days, I just overslept. On Wednesday the 19th was the real good stuff. We went to the Chelsea piers. It was a good day for me. Until home time. On the way to school, I could see the other driver was back.

But going home, well, another substitute matron. Everything went fine, except for a traffic STOP on a street close to one of the kids’ homes!!! It almost took a full hour, which for me, I arrived before 5pm again! I withheld my presence again 1 day later. I took a walk on the Broadway Bridge, and came back on the Henry Hudson Bridge. On Friday the 21st, I went to school, it was the usual highway stuff. The original matron came back. I still was unhappy with Wednesday and all days prior. Saturday the 22nd = Electric Gates, University Heights Bridge walk, and Henry Hudson Bridge walk. I went on a 1 hour walk to film electric gates on FT George Hill. One was just stuck open by the time I got there. Time travel to Monday the 24th.

My mother told me the matron told her all buses will arrive late. My bus arrived, with another substitute driver. We managed to get to the school building before 9am. Our class went on a shopping trip to east river plaza on that Monday, too! We brought snacks for our snack store, and cheesecake for tomorrow. Monday the 24th going home was a similar story to Monday the 3rd, except on the 24th, something happened with the bus, thus resulting in a totally different one with a different matron and driver in it. Not a lot of kids were on the bus with me this morning. After one kid was dropped off, it was back on the hh pkwy for me. Henry Hudson Bridge, Riverdale Monument Exit. I however wasn’t mad because there was going to be cheesecake tomorrow.

Tuesday 25 MORNING = The bus was back. We ate the cheesecake. Tuesday 25 AFTERNOON = Replacement bus, same matron and driver. Wednesday 26 = Same bus throughout the whole day. We went to a Target on W 42nd St. to practice shopping. As I recorded an elevator, Ms. Leah kept telling me to put the phone away before the d!mn door even opened going down. And while we were going back up. And especially while I had those fateful bus rides back home engraved in my head.

While I was fuming, I decided to be less nice and more annoying throughout the rest of the day. I then withheld my presence on Thursday and Friday the 27th-28th. I was so mad that my mother had to have a phone call with Ms. Sarah about this whole situation. Heck, I didn’t even know my bus had a flat tire that time!!! I’m GLAD I was absent!!! Meanwhile at Corlear Gardens, the electric gate on the right was out of order on Friday.

On October Sun. 30th, we went to Brooklyn to get stuff at Russian stores (I managed to record an elevator at one that had elevators.) We went through the Broadway Bridge, Henry Hudson, Joe DiMaggio, and Fort Hamilton Parkways down south and up north on the way back home. On October Mon. 31st, my bus had a wheelchair lift problem. My mother had to drive me to school so I could celebrate Halloween with my friends. My uncle had work to do!, and virtual meetings were one of them! Eventually, a bus came to take me and Aaron home. I wasn’t the only one driven to school. Aaron was driven to school as well.

-NOVEMBER-

On November Tue. 1st and Wed. 2nd, there were motor problems now! My mother was out of gas to drive me to school at such an inconvenient time like this! On November 2nd, I checked the google classroom, and Noah commented they went to Dunkin’ and DeWitt Clinton Park. I wanted to go there… On November Thur. 3rd and Fri. 4th, they said my bus will arrive at the building eventually… BUT THAT WAS A LIE!!! I just wanted to participate working at the Snack Snack and Fun Friday activities, and I didn’t even do so! Ms. Sarah was also going to teach us about late fees too…

11/3 = I woke up feeling sleepy, I didn’t go back to sleep because I thought my bus would arrive, which it DIDN’T. 11/4 = I put on my clothes, and remained in my clothes until my bus would arrive, which it didn’t!!! For the last four days, I was walking on the Broadway Bridge and Henry Hudson Bridge. On 11/4, I got to see the repair process of the electric gate on the right at Corlear Gardens, at least… I thought the bumper needed fixing, but turns out it was the upper rollers that needed replacing. As you can see in my comic, next to this story, there is a bad ending. Because it turns out, this whole “Bus mayhem story arc” in real life, came to a bad ending. Next week in real life, might be a good ending to which I will create a good ending to the comic in my next article…

What made New Super Mario Bros. for DS and Wii memorable games?

bah bah

By Jonathan Mnukhin

November 29th, 2022

If you’ve played New Super Mario Bros. for the DS or Wii before, you can probably relate to this. Today we will be talking about how New Super Mario Bros. for the DS and Wii were best-sellers when they were first released.

New Super Mario Bros. is a 2D side-scrolling adventure game.

The main characters that make appearances in Nsmb DS are Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toadsworth, Bowser, and Bowser Junior. Your adventure begins at the Mushroom Kingdom and ends at Bowser’s residential domain. You also obtain power-ups like the super mushroom, 1-up mushroom, fire flower, and invincibility star. New power-ups like the mini mushroom, blue shell, and mega mushroom make their first appearance. Nsmb DS also had minigames and a versus mode. The games also have red rings, which spawn eight red coins which first appeared in Super Mario 64. Hurry up, because red coins appear for a limited time after jumping through the ring. In Nsmb DS, two flying question blocks fly around the stages. If you are standing under a flying question block, there may be a power-up for you. In some worlds, one of the two flying question blocks is replaced with a hammer bro. In Nsmb Wii, you go through paths in worlds trying to avoid an enemy. If you bump into an enemy, you have to defeat them and collect eight circles with toad faces. You will then obtain power-ups that way. Other stuff like secret exits, roulette blocks and special coins from Super Mario World return. In Nsmb DS, the flag is black when reaching a regular exit. Obtaining a secret exit results in the flag being red. In Nsmb Wii, The flag is black when reaching for the regular exit. Obtaining a secret exit results in the flag to be red, and other things changing color!

The game level music also has a little “bah bah” vocal sample. This allows enemies to dance along to a specific track. The game impacted many childhoods on DS and Wii. Wii was also memorable because it brought back more cool stuff from past Mario games, like the Yoshi’s from Super Mario World. When you hop on a Yoshi, drums are added into the level’s music. This also applies to New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Nsmb Wii also introduces you to new powerups like the Penguin suit and the Propeller mushroom, and the return of the Ice Flower from the Mario and Luigi RPG series. Up to 4 players can play.

Both the games’ mechanics and music were best-selling everywhere.

For the power-ups,

The super mushroom allows you to grow big.

The fire flower changes the color of your clothes and gives you the ability to shoot fireballs.

The invincibility star gives you the ability to kill anyone you touch, and you can’t get injured, but only for a limited time.

The mini mushroom makes you very small and allows you to jump high. The blue shell allows you to glide through the ground as long as you build up speed.

The mega mushroom allows you to grow big and destroy everything in your path, but only for a limited time.

The 1-up mushroom gives you an extra life.

The ice flower gives you the ability to freeze someone into an ice cube for a limited time.

The penguin suit allows you to slide on the ground and is paired with ice flower power.

The propeller mushroom allows you to fly.

Did you know there's a secret way to play as Luigi in Nsmb DS? Press L and R and then select a file. You will then hear Luigi's voice play after the "file selected" sound.

I hope you enjoyed reading this!

Koopa Troopas dancing become a meme.

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By Jonathan Mnukhin

November 27th, 2022

I’m pretty sure everyone played New Super Mario Bros. For the DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U, or Nintendo Switch. Today, we will be talking about the little dancing that comes from the fictional turtle species Nokonoko, or Koopa Troopa in English.

In Super Mario 64, for the Nintendo 64 and DS port of the game, a vocal sample plays when you enter a painting and select a challenge. The vocal sample literally goes “bah.” Crazy, right?

This vocal sample would be reused for the New Super Mario Bros. Series, starting from DS. When the vocal sample “bah” is implemented in the level soundtrack, enemies like Goombas and Spinies jump to the voice, and so do the powerups. However, for Koopa Troopas, they stop moving and do a little dance. After that, they transition back to their duties.

In New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Yoshi also dances to the “bah bah” when you’re not riding one. In New Super Mario Bros. 2 for the 3DS, and New Super Mario Bros. U, for the Wii U, everyone, and everyone dances to the “bah bah.” Especially Baby Yoshi’s when you are not holding one. In 2022, the dancing became viral on TikTok and YouTube. People have been making memes about the Koopa Dance ever since whether it’s an irl roleplay or an animation.

See you in my next article!

We record snack store data digitally now.

By Jonathan Mnukhin

November 15th, 2022

Hey everyone, it’s Jonathan. And I’m back with a new article. Today, we will be talking about how we record snack store data digitally now.

Last year, we would write everything down on paper. We would have a list on paper to write tally marks based on how many items were brought in total. That is no more, as we do everything digitally now! The digital list can be seen here. Just don’t press the submit button, otherwise, I will remove the link. Basically, we used to do everything on paper, but not anymore, as we have devices for it.

This is a step in the advanced direction for our class. The only changes that will never occur are our groups, unless we’re in IS90 for the summer. Another change that will never occur is the snack and drink prices, which are all 1 dollar, except for the Gatorade, which remains 2. Why 2? Click here. I have nothing more to say about this modernization at our store, so that’s it for today! Bye!

A new school is located in the wrong area.

By, Jonathan Mnukhin

November 7th, 2022

If you are a newcomer resident/know someone who is a new coming resident of either Tibbett Towers, Edwardian Apartments, or Corlear Gardens, and if you don't have a parking space yet, then you can easily relate to what will happen in the next two years. About one decade ago, there used to be a suburban home next to other suburban homes, and the upper parking lot of Tibbett Towers.

The suburban home was the home of no one at that time. And it still was. In the Summer of 2017, the home was demolished. During the demolition of the suburban home, the fencing on the Tibbett Towers' upper parking lot was bent during the process.

Turquoise boards were later attached to the location of the old home. Over the years, the boards just remained there as people kept vandalizing them. Signs were also attached to the boards which eventually were either falling off or taken away. Around late October 2020, work involving bashing the ground took place at the location of the old home. After that, nothing else happened. In late June 2021, the old boards were taken down, and new boards were put in. In November, new signs were attached to the new boards. In March, only one was vandalized (until someone wiped them off.) The boards themselves were minorly vandalized.

In late September 2022, the new boards were replaced with another set of new boards. Eventually, construction work finally happened. An excavator was inside the location of the old house. A bunch of construction signs were attached to the boards. The blue WIP sign was attached. The anticipated completion date was Fall 2024. Residents of Tibbett Towers, Edwardian Apartments, and Corlear Gardens were unhappy with the work because this will involve loudness from kids, traffic congestion, and worst of all, no parking on school days! It is unknown how the real estate man, Jeffery Dinowitz didn’t know about this until now. Tomorrow is November 8th, as is election day.

Later, I will (try to) ask residents of all three buildings about this witchcraft going on in our neighborhood, since the buildings (and former home/future school) are (technically) located on W 232nd St.

rainbow connection

Justin Lowe 11/7/22

Hi guys, I'm ready for another article today. This article is about the song from a muppet movie called Rainbow Connection. It was a song by Jim Henson created - as Kermit the frog - in the film Rainbow Connection reached no. 25 on the Billboard hot 100 in November 1979, with the song remaining in top 40 for seven weeks total Williams and Ascher received an Academy award nomination for best Original song at the 52nd Academy awards. It was recorded in 1978. it was a nice hit recorded on the b side. I hope that something better ``Comes Along ``Rainbow Connection was released 1979 on June 22. You know my dad loves rainbow connection. What does mean well is in words of its co-writer Paul Williams, Kermit the Frog's “I Am” song, meaning that it sets him up as a character and provides the motivation that sends him out on those highways and byways. In other words, it lends depth and humanity to a character who is mostly fabric and foam. I love when Kermit sings Rainbow connection. This song makes me relax. Would you like to listen to Rainbow connection?

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Helfry Ranks Memes: The Revival, Part 3

By Helfry Flores

November 14th, 2022

Hey Everyone, and I'm back doing what I do best. And that is ranking a bunch of memes for you guys. However I'm thinking about doing something a little different for a few articles only, I’m going to be letter grading the memes so this can only go very well, you already know the deal at this point. I talk about a little history of said memes and then rank them (or rather letter grade them) on a high or low scale, so in this case an A+ is a high ranking whereas an F is a low ranking. Alright let’s not waste any time and just jump into it!

#3, Half Life: this game was created by Valve Corporation back in 1998 and this game has gained a cult following the past few decades, then valve decided to make Half Life 2 In 2004 which I assumed expanded on the first game I might be wrong about this, they are planning on a third entry In the series but it appears that valve is having a hard time counting to 3, I would tell you a snippet of the gameplay and lore but that would be time consuming so i’ll leave it for you to find out. Anyways this game alongside Team Fortress 2 is well known for its SFM and Gmod Animations alongside a bunch of other media such as YTPs, Fanart, And Comics. Anyways this game and meme gets an A, now let us move on to the next meme and that is…

#2, Romeo Cannady’s “Y’all Mind If I Praise The Lord?”: According to Know Your Meme This meme revolves around “a choreographer named Romeo Cannady energetically dancing to “Revolution” by Kirk Franklin.” This meme did also gain a cult following with a green screen version of Cannady’s dance, afterwards people went crazy with said green screen. Anyways as always I don’t have enough time to talk about the rest of the history So it gets a B-, It’s obviously both an underrated and overrated meme at the same time.

And Lastly #1, The Awesome Face/Epic Smiley: Here we have another one of those ancient memes from 2007. According to Chris Ainsworth, this cute little face was actually part of a little series of emoticons designed for the Pokemon- Related web forum called Pokemonopolis. I was actually quite intrigued by this meme that I turned it into a fighting robot whose moveset revolves around modern memes and old memes from Yester-year; It even has its very own theme song, How cool is that? Anyways this meme is such a classic and because of that, it gets an A+ It’s really sad that it’s now dead but it will live on in Most o.g. memer’s hearts.

So that’s 3 more memes Ranked (Letter Graded) . I don't have anything else to say, so I really hope you enjoy it and I'll see you next time!

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The Pros & Cons Of Being A Middle Child

Hey everyone and today I’m going to talk about being a middle child. Now I know these kinds of articles are not on my usual list but I think occasionally I'll do some random articles that are not ranking memes or me doing some rants. Anyways let’s not waste any more time and let’s jump into it.

Alright, now I think it’s safe to say that being a middle child kinda sucks sometimes, I mean I myself am a middle child so I already have some experiences of it in the bag, but in order to put things simple: Normally being a middle child is about being bossed around by your older sibling and being annoyed by your younger sibling. But I didn’t get these experiences thankfully, However I’m the only son in my family, so this means I have to deal with my older sister’s excessive makeup and my younger sister’s uncanny dolls and overall girly-ish attitude. But there is something me and my older sister have in common, we’re both into gaming. We actually played Mario Kart via wireless play at one point but that’s about it. The only thing that I have in common with my younger sister is that we somewhat have the same sense of humor when it comes to certain memes. Now let’s move on to the moment you’ve been waiting for. It’s time to actually show off the pros and cons of being middle children

First let’s talk about the good things about it:

One: If your older or younger sibling has the same interests as you, like let's say video games, you can form a little bond with one another.

And Two: If you’re being picked on by someone and your older sibling goes to the same school as you they can actually protect you from them.

And now the bad things about it and a few tips on how to counter them:

One: your younger sibling may start asking you for something when you’re clearly tired from school or work or whatever, If so just simply tell them that you are in fact tired, not yell at them. You don’t want to traumatize them now do you.

And Two: If you’re having what’s known as middle child syndrome, just remember that your friends are still there for you and if you still feel this way go ahead and talk to your teacher or your counselor.

Now I think that’s about it for this article. Thank you all for reading and I'll see you all next time.

Godzilla

by Justin Lowe

November 28,2022 Hey everyone justin here for another article and today i am writing about a huge monster who protects tokyo town from any monster godzilla. Godzilla had its first appearance in 1954 it was the first movie created in Tokyo by Tomoyuki tanaka. Tanaka was born on april 26 1910 in Kashiwara he is best known for as the creator with storyteller shigeru Kayama director Ishiro honda writer Takeo murata and special effects wizard Eiji Tsuburaya of Godzilla, the towering embodiment of post world war ll anxiety. Tanaka created godzilla in 1954 in an effort to illustrate the terror Japenese felt after the atomic bombings of hiroshima and nagaski. In an interview in 1985, tanaka summed up the symbolism of Godzilla. In those days, the Japanese had a real horror of radiation, and that horror is what made Godzilla so huge. From the beginning he has symbolized nature’s revenge on mankind. He was active 1940 to 1997 Tanaka died in april 2, 1997 when he turned aged 86 in tokyo japan he loved making Godzilla film. I played 4 games like Godzilla destroy all monsters, melee Godzilla save the Earth Godzilla unleashed and finally Godzilla 2014 video game. You know my dad loves Godzilla and he got all the godzilla’s toys at home. Godzilla was the best character ever and everybody loves Godzilla. I give 5 stars.

Plump Boy Talks About Chips

By Helfry Flores

November 28th, 2022

Hey everyone and I figured I’d do something that I want to talk about for quite some time and that is chips, to put it simply they are thin slices of usually either potato or a taco shell with salt and other seasonings sprinkled onto it. The former can also either be rigid or wavy thus making them dippable: you can dip them in Nacho Cheese, Salsa, Ranch, The possibilities are endless. The same can also apply to tortilla chips except they’re made to be dipped which means they’re ten times more delicious than the potato chips. There are other kinds of chips but we're just gonna focus on these two types of chips for now. So let's talk about lays first… I honestly don’t like them: They taste bland, they leave a lot of residue on your fingers, the other flavors are also just not that good except for the Barbeque flavor, These are the only Lays flavors that I kinda like, There also a sour cream and onion flavor that I also like but not as much as barbeque.

Next Let’s talk about doritos… They’re really good, they’re like the chad of all chips, So I might as well keep it brief. I mainly live on two different flavors of doritos, “Nacho Cheese” And the cooler “Cool Ranch” not to mention I’ve also tried the “Spicy Nacho” And The “Spicy Sweet Chili” flavors of doritos but they either don’t have enough spice to them, or they generally taste weird respectively for these two flavors so technically I have tasted bitterness, but hey I will cut them some slack for at least trying to make these chips spicy.

Now I think that’s about it for this article, I am aware that I’m missing a bunch of other chips such as Fritos, Takis, and many more but I could talk about them in another article. Thanks for Reading and this is Helfry Flores signing off!

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