SMG4 and FNF Articles

When a specific thing has its fifth anniversary, it HAS to be celebrated! I see this going on with other stuff, so why not talk about Meggy’s fifth anniversary of being on the Smg4 crew?

-2010-ish?...-

At the grandstand, A young Meggy was watching the splatfest battle of Oneshot Wren Vs. An entire squad. Amazed at the sick moves Wren did, she really wanted to meet him, to which she successfully and unknowingly did when Wren saved her from an inkling who was about to splat him. Impressed by her bravery, he gave Meggy his beanie, and told her she would be champion one day. This inspired Meggy to become just like him to which she was, years later…

-2017, HER NEW ADVENTURE AWAITS-

It was a humid Summer 2017. Meggy was trapped in a paint can for some time, until Mario opened it up. They however, didn’t start off as friends until Mario killed one of Meggy’s teammates. Meggy then lets Mario be on her team. When Meggy’s team lost, causing her to feel sad, Mario then comforted her, which started an iconic friendship that will last forever…

-2018, MEETING SAIKO, DESTI. AND TARI-

Meggy joins Mario and SMG4 on a quest to go back to their homes after Mario tampered with Kamek’s wand. During their quest, they are stopped by Saiko. Since this was Meggy’s first time meeting Saiko, they weren’t friends yet. Two months later, Meggy and Mario were training for the next splatfest, to their surprise when a certain octoling girl named Desti crashed the party. Meggy and Desti then proceed to throw hands at each other. Three months later, Meggy and Tari are competing against Mario and SMG4 for the legendary Eggman Football. Meggy, Tari, and Saiko eventually became a great trio of friends by the end of 2018.

-2019, NOT FEELING LIKE HERSELF AND NOT LOOKING LIKE HERSELF AFTERWARDS-

After breaking a fight over Milk vs Lemonade, Meggy eventually grabs Mario, Luigi and Tari and makes them her permanent team members because her old team left and SMG4, Saiko, Bob, and Boopkins, went to Japan. Meggy became more than just strict to Mario, Luigi, and Tari… She went Full Military Boot Camp Drill Instructor Mode on all three of them! Meggy eventually has a breakdown, and Mario was the only one who actually CARED. He shared her his spaghetti from lunch break, and Meggy got back on her tracks to the point where she and Desti got kidnapped weeks later.

Desti dies, Meggy turns human, blah blah blah,

Weeks after the event of Desti’s death, Luigi heard construction noises and saw Meggy was building a treehouse while still upset about the whole event.

Luigi mentions Training for Splatfest, which causes Meggy to get flashbacks and continue building it, but aggressively. Luigi got Mario to cheer her up to which he destroyed the treehouse, and caused Meggy to go Ballistic. Mario, Luigi, and Tari know this was because of Desti’s death. Eventually, Meggy had another breakdown, and Tari, Mario, and Luigi cheered her up, Again. A flashback shows Mario being impatient as Meggy was buying clothes. Meggy then noticed a sweater with the same design Desti wore.

-2020, FULFILLING A DESTINY, BEING A COP, AND GETTING A NEW VOICE-

Meggy made a promise to Desti. And Meggy kept the promise. Greeted by Desti’s ghost, this would be their last interaction, unless you watch the alternative ending to the movie done by a fan. Meggy then moves into the mushroom kingdom, and becomes a cop, until certain events happened… During a rap battle against Smg3, he zapped/translated Meggy with the YouTube remote causing Meggy to speak/sing English now, without any inkling effects.

-2021, FULFILLING ANOTHER DESTINY-

Mario has rejected Meggy to be her coach in a battle against YouTubers, causing Meggy to not feel like herself, AGAIN. Meggy could not find a passion she was good with. Eventually, she loses consciousness and meets her shadow self. Eventually, her friends cheered her up, and Meggy decided to go on a long vacation. From not being able to eat ice cream to rap battling with the Boyfriend of Friday Night Funkin’ saving a lighthouse, and feeling all better. When she came back, her friendship with Mario was starting to descend. Especially during college times. There are times when their friendship is still intact, but it mostly descended…

-2022, HAPPY FIVE YEARS, MEGGY!!!-

When Mario couldn’t find an outfit to do it to em, the audience starts laughing at him, to which Meggy defends Mario/threatens to throw hands at the bullies. This is a sign their friendship is still intact. Ironically, someone sings “happy birthday” to Meggy, but in a rude way of responding to her.

-EPILOGUE-

If Meggy and Mario’s friendship were still at a huge low, the smg4 video of July 16th, 2022 would get so much hate, unlike any other. Happy fifth anniversary and birthday, Meggy! From all of us at Class V62, PWHS Snack Store, and Elevator Representation!

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3 Years Of Meta Runner

By Jonathan MnukhinAugust 27th, 2022

We had five years of Meggy, so now let’s talk about what there is to encounter in the Meta Runner universe.

Tari’s first appearance in the Smg4 Universe: August 2018

Tari’s first appearance in the Meta Runner Universe: July 2019

Belle’s first appearance in the Meta Runner Universe: July 2019

Belle’s first appearance in the Smg4 Universe: June 2020

In the Meta Runner universe, you play games like you are actually in the game without any VR equipment. To play the game like you’re in the game, you need a Meta Runner Arm. The Meta Runner Arm can warp you in the game, make you do advanced stuff, and is overall a cool thing to have. This can be seen on Smg4’s company; Glitch Productions.

Be careful! Meta Runner Arms can short circuit if someone hits it, or if it gets affected by liquid. Back in September 2018, The show remained a secret that was not to be revealed in an Smg4 Direct, which is a parody of a Nintendo Direct. There were teasers for the show starting on Smg4 videos from December 2018-July 2019. In July 2019, the channel banner was changed to a promo of Meta Runner Season 1. Starting April 2019, the channel “SMG4” was renamed to “SMG4 // Glitch Productions” until the day all future “Glitch Productions” content was redirected to a separate channel for that.

Meta Runner Season 2 and 3(FINAL) were uploaded there since then, along with Sunset Paradise and Murder Drones.

Episodes on Meta Runner and Sunset Paradise both ended in cliffhangers until the true last episode. This is because Smg4/Luke’s brother Kevin loves cliffhangers. This can also be seen in all Waluigi Rejection, Rapper Bob, Anime Ban, Smg3 Takeover, Zero Infestation, and God Box story arcs on the original Smg4 channel.

I have written this in honor of Tari’s 4th anniversary.

Photos by TheEpicMario, FransiscoJRG10, MetroPro536, ManZilla, RicoGamerBoi, and I forgot the rest

Meggy and Desti (A friendship that ended way too soon) - An Smg4 ARTICLE (Spoiler Warning)

By Jonathan MnukhinJanuary 15th, 2022
Let's talk about two girls who had a dispiriting past that has put the fanbase in tears.

If you have been following along with my previous articles, you may know I am a huge SMG4 fan as well as a passionate archiver of small moments in media history. I love examining moments people may have missed and explaining their larger significance. One such small yet significant moment that still lingers in my mind (and many SMG4 fans' minds) happened in June 2018 when Desti was introduced. Desti claimed to be better than the protagonist Meggy. This led to a historic rivalry. How was it historic exactly? In April of 2019 during a dark and deadly “Anime Arc," Meggy was kidnapped in the second half of a thrilling but dark story. Desti agrees to help the crew with saving her. Weeks later as the story progressed, she was abducted as well. While Meggy was in handcuffs, she and Desti were noticed by minions of the boss who had captured them. The boss goes by the name of "Francis." They hid in a locker and only after the coast was clear, they got out. Meggy questioned why Desti helped her. Desti admitted she wanted Meggy humiliated, not dead. There was never a winner in this battle...yet.

This all leads us to June 2019. Meggy is trapped in a machine called the “Ink Zuccer” and along with the crew consisting of Mario, Luigi, Saiko, Tari, and Luke(SMG4) fighting a summoned Goku for her. Viewers thought a victory was close with Desti however we were shocked and saddened to watch Desti get stabbed by a variant of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy. Everyone was not only shocked but devastated. To finish things off, Shaggy was summoned to fight Goku as Mario was desperately looking for Meggy after the machine sucked/zucced her ink out. Goku was then about to explode/self-destruct. Thanks to Shaggy, everyone escaped the island, forgetting about Meggy. When Shaggy returned to get Meggy at the last minute, the island exploded. Has Meggy died as well? No, she didn’t. She was carried by Shaggy in a brand new human form, much to everyone’s shock and dismay. Even Meggy proceeded to faint after looking at her humanized hands. Desti’s last words were “You better win the splatfest for me, okay?” Everyone was at the funeral, saluting the death of Desti, with Shaggy bidding everybody farewell as he flew off into the skies.

We travel forward to Leap Year/02/29/2020, when the Meggy’s Destiny movie was released. After Meggy wins the splatfest, the spirit of Desti visits an alone little Meggy on the roof one more time before she truly fades away. Her smg4 friends were still partying down in her apartment. Desti’s death and final goodbyes were saddening, the actual friendship they could have had since her death was unexpected for the first time by fans, including me. The community created photos of Desti with Meggy on paper, their apple iPad, SFM, or on Garry’s Mod.

Fans immortalize these beloved characters through various forms, adaptations, and modifications. In October 2020, a modified variant of Humanized Meggy where her skin is tan and her headphones are different was released. In early 2021, a fan group created a humanized version of Desti and published it on the Steam workshop. Fan photos and videos were posted on DeviantArt, Reddit r/smg4, and even in a few smg4 fan videos on YouTube. Later in June 2021, a “Deluxe” variant of the original humanized Meggy model was released with a ponytail hairstyle and police officer’s outfit. Finally, in August 2021, the humanized Desti model got a version 4.0 update making her body look less similar to Meggy’s. SFM or GMOD art with the modernized variants of the Humanized Girls was posted on DeviantArt, or r/smg4, whether Meggy is tan or Desti is human.

Their friendship still lives on, it just doesn’t live on canonically. Stay tuned for an article I will write about Saiko, who is another SMG4 character. While Meggy has the personality of enthusiasm, Desti has the personality of a bully.

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Tari and Meggy

Tari and Belle (Ex-rivals) - An Smg4, Glitch Productions, and Meta Runner article

By Jonathan Mnukhin

February 18th, 2022

Hello. I am here to talk about two girls. Their appearance is technically half robot. They appear in two separate YouTube channels, which are created by the same person. A human-robot named Tari wakes up in an abandoned lab. She treks around the city and explores the sights and sounds of gameplay. She was stopped by a group of people who took notice of her robotic arm. To get out of this predicament, Tari claims to be a member of TAS Corp. and rushes into the nearby building to escape.

For all of you guys living under a rock, “TAS” stands for “Tool Assisted Speedrun.” This hints this corporation is all about video game speed runs. Tari then converses with a robot salesman named Afro-Bot. Tari then discovers she is located in Silica City, which is the center of all things gaming.

She then gets distracted by a crowd at a speed running arena rooting for TAS Corp.'s number one speed runner who is named Belle Fontiere. Belle Fontiere is attempting a new glitch in Ultra Jump Mania to set the narrow world record. Despite Belle's efforts, she blows it on the very last jump and storms off in frustration as the crowd disperses. Intrigued, Tari takes up the controller and decides to try the game herself. A still-miffed Belle is unimpressed by Tari at first, only to see Tari is learning the game at a remarkable rate. As Tari continues to play, her eyes suddenly go blue and she goes into a trance.

Tari wakes up to find herself on an island, her outfit has changed to tropical gear and numerous stats are before her eyes. This implies games like these are some VR type of thing. Days later, Tari is seen running away from Belle and Derek Lucks, who was the CEO of Tascorp. Lucks’ goal was to Capture Tari for her to use her abilities for his own nefarious plans. This means Lucks wants to manipulate her. And Belle was helping him.

This caused a rivalry between Tari and Belle. Eventually, Belle later discovers that Tari is seemingly involved with the presumed death of her best friend Lucinia Porter, ultimately resulting in Belle holding a grudge against her, but later discovered Lucks lied about her friend's death. This results in a “sort-of” friendship between Tari and Belle?

Also, Lucks died.

Tari and Belle are later seen in a theater, with Tari being the audience and Belle being the performer. The leader of the show was SMG3, who was trying to plagiarize past SMG4 episodes in order to be better than SMG4. When Tari says the girl looks familiar, she then has a second thought and says it’s probably nothing. The audience also consists of Meggy, Saiko, Tari, SMG4, Bob, and Boopkins. The performers consist of Mario, Melony, Whimpu, Belle, SMG3, Rob, and Jubjub who is the little brother of Boopkins. After the play, the audience (and Mario) fought the performers (the copycats) due to how it was LITERATE PLAGIARISM of SMG4 content. SMG4 and SMG3’s rivalry was ongoing at that time. We don’t talk about that YET.

After a reconciliation, a massive rap battle with SMG3, and true reconciliation, they started a “sort-of” friendship. That was during the SMG3 YouTube Arc. When SMG3 attacked Meggy with the powerful YouTube Remote, her Inkling voice was no more when she had the singing interlude role. She sang with a human voice. The voice change was permanent, just like her body. Everyone else reconciled, along with SMG4 and SMG3 in 2021.

While Tari is more friendly, Belle is more aggressive and short-tempered.

I hope this article was a pleasure for you to read!

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Photos by TheEpicMario, FransiscoJRG10, MetroPro536, ManZilla and I forgot the rest

Whisk (A shy cat person) - An Smg4, Glitch Productions and Sunset Paradise article (Spoiler Warning)

By Jonathan Mnukhin03/20/2022

Hello everybody! Here I am with another female character to talk about. Her name is Whisk. She is a cat girl who:

Is very, very shy.
Is confident whenever she has a mask on.
Addicted to ice cream.
She robs and steals stuff.

Whisk was working for an alive egg who formerly was a monster that went by the name of Sir Benedict Cumbersnatch. SBC also has other minions working for him to get the sacred “Phoenix Egg”. The Phoenix Egg is located in the Borealis Lighthouse. It is said that the Phoenix Egg brings immorality to any individual. Since SBC was a villain, it was up to Meggy to stop him during her whole vacation. Meggy was assisted by Auri Bori, who was a young deputy. Now back to Whisk.

Whisk was foolish in the past and decided to become a criminal and rob banks to pay off her debts and be able to afford to return to college. There were times when she teamed up with Meggy, only for Whisk to lose her trust in later episodes. Whisk and Meggy was stealing stuff for a hotel, LITERALLY PUTTING AN ELEVATOR OUT OF ORDER, and they were fighting in the last episode! As seen in the epilogue, Whisk still continues her life of crime.

Meggy and Whisk were shown to be enemies in the series. But as seen in a Sunset Paradise short, they were dancing as if classes were canceled. This might imply they eventually hugged it out. When we first saw her, we mistook her for an official humanized Desti. However, we were wrong. We also thought Whisk was going to be the main character of the show! Tbh, Whisk and Desti look similar ngl.

See you when I talk about more girls!

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Monika and Yuri (The creepiest girls in my opinion.) - An Fnf, Ddlc, Ddt and short Op-Ed Article (Major spoiler warning!)

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Have you ever heard of a friendly person who gets really mad when heartbroken? Did the person appear to be a high school girl with long brown hair and a club outfit? Did she ever like, make a disturbing face? Did they ever talk about her chaos on the news?

If they were to even talk about her, that specific person who’s friendly and heartbroken probably ended their life because they exposed her secret. You could even say she “deleted them from existence” for exposing her secret. Have you also heard of another girl who appears to be negative, shy, and is obsessed with you in a crazy bad way? She probably must have shown you her "affection" for you. Names? Monika and Yuri.

Monika likes writing poems, playing the piano, breaking the fourth wall, and has the role of club president.

Monika is also a stalker in the game and will go through your computer files as you progress through the game.

Formerly, she used to be a regular person overall. But after she underwent an epiphany making her discover she was in a game, she was granted the ability to edit the game files.

As a result, she can force you to be her “virtual” girlfriend. She will also make it so the protagonist spends time with her when he chooses another girl to be with. This caused “crazy depression” to happen to only two out of the three girls. One of them with a rope, the other with a knife.

If you’ve already played or heard of the game, you should know the words “knife” and “rope” and what it means when it comes to “crazy depression” by now. The third girl was basically deleted.

In Act 3 of the game, Monika then reveals she is sad and lonely, considering her life is just a simulation in which she can’t achieve what is considered “happiness.”

In the good ending’s credits of the game, Monika writes a song for the player called “Your Reality”.

She makes a reappearance in a Friday Night Funkin’ mod where she was met by The Boyfriend and Girlfriend, given the message BF wants to sing (rap battle) her, Monika was up for it, curing High School Conflict, which is a remixed Poem Panic, Dreams of Love and Literature and Your Reality from the original DDLC game.

After HSC was over, Monika wanted another round, but another character from the original FNF game named Senpai saw what was going on and was fuming. He sees “his” microphone, yells at Monika and BF, and as usual, calls BF a worm and Monika his “hideously attractive friend.” Monika and Senpai fight for the microphone, curing Bara no Yume, which replaced “Dreams of Roses” due to DOR being composed by someone on the Monika week who dated a minor.

Lesson here? Always ask people their age before dating them.

Monika and Senpai were fighting and taking turns rap-battling BF. Bara no Yume and Dreams of Roses consist of a C minor-modified leitmotif of Your Reality. Both songs also consist of C minor-modified leitmotifs of Senpai and Roses, which was a C-minor song already from the official week 6 where you rap battle against him.

Inside that week, he also wants GF to be his GF. After Senpai (the song), he turns angry and vulgarly calls BF a worm, curing Roses. The third phase/song is called “Thorns”. Inside Thorns, a spirit exits Senpai’s body. The location/game name this takes place in is “Hating Simulator”.

Now back to Vs. Monika week. After Senpai refuses to give back “his” microphone to Monika when she just wanted to sing with BF, Monika had no choice but to delete everybody, especially The Girlfriend. Boyfriend refused to sing with Monika, to which she agreed to put everything back to normal after one more sing-off which cues the third song. The third song in Vs. Monika week is called “Your Demise”, consisting of leitmotifs from Thorns and Your Reality. Monika’s glitched Left, Up, Down and Right poses consist of references to creepy variations of her in the original DDLC game.

After your demise ends, everything returns back to normal, as Monika promised. She and Senpai apologized to each other later on. Senpai then asks her if she would care for another song., to which Monika agreed, curing Your Reality again. An HD version of the original FNF Monika mod consisted of remixes of each piece. However, it also consisted of “sensitive” looks given to GF in the first and second songs and Monika in the third song. Because of how “sensitive” they are, the image assets of GF and Phase 3 Monika will NOT be added to the image carousel or anywhere in this article. Look them up yourself if you’re over 18.

Monika then makes an official reappearance in a “sort-of” sequel to DDLC called “DDLC Plus”, followed by a full version of the FNF Monika mod called “Doki Doki Takeover.”Everything becomes unpixelated, followed by more songs, bonus songs, hidden/secret songs, and covers of certain songs. Because FNF is more popular than DDLC, people think Monika is from FNF.

Monika also appeared in another FNF AU called “Friendly Night Funkin”, Where she is the week 6 opponent of Lexi and Aoki.

Monika also appeared in some YouTube channels, video game rap battles, and more. She is part of the indie game community. Some People also claim her to be the Best Girl.

I have basically all there is to say about Monika. Next is Yuri.

Yuri is a shy/introverted type of person. She mostly usually spends her time reading books. Yuri is communicative, so no problem there. She however struggles to talk to people. Yuri wants to be liked by others but is afraid to speak her mind on stuff as she thinks will make her seem unlikable. Yuri also has trouble making and keeping friends. Yuri later reveals she has an unhealthy obsession with the protagonist. No, further more can be said due to... Trauma-inducing spoilers. In Act 1, Yuri's love of surrealism foreshadows further events of the game. In Act 2, Monika implements a code causing Yuri's file to give her more negativity in her personality traits. This caused her to turn her crush on the protagonist into an unhealthy obsession with him.

Yuri then admits she was using the pen she took from him in an uncomfortable fashion and proceeds to do what will not be named afterward. Eventually, her file is deleted from the game and you're only and Just with Monika.

Yuri reappears in DDLC Plus. It is revealed her favorite ice cream flavor is a combination of chocolate and raspberry.

Yuri makes an appearance in FNF Doki Doki Takeover with songs "Deep Breaths" and "Obsession". Clearly, Yuri has the obsessed look in phase 2.

Trivia:

Both Monika and Yuri have disturbing looks on their faces.
They both have long hair.

Anyways, that’s all I have for today.

Saiko (Don't do things she won't like-o) - An SMG4 article

By Jonathan Mnukhin

February 16, 2022

Not all people are chill or laid-back. Don't mess with this girl, unless you want a broken skull in your head.

Today is a special day. Today is all about the hearts. Today is Valentine’s Day as I write this from the start, and from the heart. Valentine’s Day is all about the love and the support to give to your loved ones or your best friend. For the sake of Valentine's Day, I decided to compose an article about Saiko, from SMG4. If you have never heard of Saiko before and are mistaking her for a horror game antagonist that shares the same first name with her, she is not the psychopath I refer to in this article. I also suggest you check out the Meggy and Desti article, it’s cool.

Simply put, Saiko is a girl who originates from a video game based on the real Doki Doki Literature Club. Her love interest was Fishy Boopkins. The fish wanted Saiko to be a real-life character. After many failed attempts to make Saiko real, he saw a wand lying on the ground.

The wand was from Kamek, a Magikoopa from the Super Mario franchise, or as us chads like to call him; “Cody Nutkiss.” Because that’s his name in the SML series. He used the wand on the soon-to-be-former fictional character Saiko, and made her Non-fictional now. As time progressed, they were hanging out.

They went to the movies, where they saw Bob the Garo with his “Girlfriend.” Saiko is revealed to be short-tempered. This can be seen after Bob says Boopkins is not a loser anymore. To reveal her anger, she kicks Bob’s “Girlfriend.” out the theater, falsely claiming that “she slipped.” Later, Lemmy Koopa, who is one of Bowser’s kids from the Mario franchise invites them to binge watch anime. This caused Saiko to become uncomfortable. For the sake of her “safety,” she hides the remote somewhere and changes the channel.

This caused Boopkins and Lemmy to frantically look for the remote, causing a fire over time while Saiko is just chilling on the couch acting like it’s an average Monday. Later at the castle, she was met by the SMG4 version of Mario. His reaction was a scream for mercy, as usual. Much to her annoyance of ignorance, she later meets the SMG4 version of Luigi. As they were about to have a friendly chat, Luigi’s phone rings, causing Saiko to snap again. She shoots Luigi’s phone with a rocket launcher and playfully steals her hat so he can catch it.

The SMG4 version of Toad desperately advises Boopkins to break up due to her being a red flag. However, Boopkins refuses to do so because he doesn’t want to hurt the girl’s feelings. When they get to Boopkins’ residual area which is located underwater, he shows Saiko his set of toys which she is uninterested in. When he shows Saiko his collections of anime girl… models, things take a very dark turn for the poor fish when the time comes.

Boopkins went to prepare “lunch” for himself and Saiko. When he came back, he saw Saiko pile and burn them up. This caused Boopkins to break up with Saiko, making everything take a darker turn. Saiko was fuming heartbroken.

She then later on meets the Wacky Wario Bros, who tried to scam her by offering a vase of flowers for 1,500 coins. Saiko didn’t have money at that time. The Wario Bros. Attempted to snatch the flowers back, but Saiko managed to break the flowers free from their grip and accused them of being mean.

Unsettled by her strength and tone, Wario and Waluigi try to run away, only for Saiko to suddenly appear on the other side. Saiko eventually got them to exact revenge on Boopkins with a horrid look on her face to MAKE THEM HELP HER. Boopkins was sad after the break up, with SMG4 and Luigi comforting him, and Mario babbling about how dating spaghetti is better than a girl.

During the pointless lecture, a large robot mech breaks through the castle door, with Saiko riding on top of it. Claiming that she came to "visit." What she really wanted to do was kill everyone. To keep them from escaping Saiko’s fury, she already had the Wario Bros lock up the doors. Boopkins begs her to stop, claiming that they don't want to hurt her. However, Saiko retracts this by exclaiming how he already broke her heart. Mario tells Saiko that this was not Okie Dokie. Boopkins quickly comes up with a plan and starts to serenade Saiko, singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart." Touched by the song, she can't resist joining in and eventually gets distracted long enough for Mario to tackle her and pin her down.

Then, Saiko orders Wario and Waluigi to help her, but instead of helping her, they seize the opportunity and escape, taking the mech with them. Saiko eventually breaks down in tears, letting out all her frustrations about being ignored and unloved inside her video game for so many years, and how her unhinged jealousy is out of fear of being alone again. To show remorse from Boopkins, he told Mario to let her go. Saiko then runs away from the castle crying.

Two months have passed since the breakup of Boopkins and Saiko. Saiko’s vengeance story continues in a Mario-parodied final fantasy. Since this is mainly about Saiko, All i can say is Luke(SMG4), Mario, and Meggy meet up with her. Meggy is questioned on who she was. Mario’s response was a “CRAZY WOMAN”, SMG4’s response was Boopkins’ ex-girlfriend. Saiko claims she wanted to exterminate people who look pretty, so she can be the only one who looks pretty on this planet. Her objective failed as Meggy, Luke, and Mario successfully defeated her.

Two months after the failed extermination, Saiko is seen sitting on a beach feeling depressed. Mario and Luigi have ordered 500 hotdogs because Mario thinks he can eat 500 hotdogs in one day, yet we all know he cannot do that. He is a dum-dum either way. Luigi notices the dispiriting Saiko sitting alone. Saiko sees him and lets out a depressed “boo”, causing Luigi to get startled, fall down and scream for mercy. Saiko then tells the master of doing nothing that she doesn’t want to hurt him.

Much to Luigi’s concern, he proceeds to offer her a hot dog. She then walks away from him, full of sadness. Luigi becomes more curious as he tells her that when she gets upset, she would usually go crazy and start hurting everyone. The reason why she doesn’t do violent stuff like that anymore is because people keep hiding from her. Toad, Lakitu, Bob and Boopkins. This implies Saiko is lamentable because literally everyone is scared of her. Luigi even admits that Saiko is alright in his book.

Saiko then replies to Luigi that she just wants everyone to give her their undying attention and worship her. After many lessons and a failed attempt, Saiko is seen to be much calmer. She decided to help Luigi with Mario after he successfully ate 500 hotdogs but got a heart attack afterwards. Despite the good deed, Saiko is still short-tempered and rude at times. In “Mario and the Bob Mansion,” it is revealed that she is still friends with Boopkins. Meggy and Saiko somehow became friends, despite the fact that Saiko is literally an anime character. In “Mario Waits for Pizza” it was also revealed that Meggy DESPISES anime from her heart, excluding Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, as confirmed from a 2021 Meggy live stream.

During the kidnappings of Meggy and Axol in the Anime Arc, Saiko, SMG4, Luigi, and Boopkins believe Axol had nothing to do with this while Tari, Mario, Luigi and Desti believe that Axol did have something to do with Meggy’s disappearance. Luke and Kevin originally decided to make Axol the antagonist, but they went with Francis instead.

The quartets fight, and eventually stop. Later in the arc, Saiko and Desti eventually reconcile. Starting another friendship that could have canonically been, when Desti is abducted by a summoned Godzilla.

Now that we have finally got Saiko’s backstory out of the way, let’s see how messing with her is a death wish. As said in her backstory, she is short tempered. If Mario or Bob would ever try to annoy her, she would take a big hammer, and whack them to oblivion. Saiko is one person you DO NOT want to pull a prank on. Meggy being the second, and Desti the third.

Despite these violent behaviors from Saiko, SMG4 fans became attached to her. Fanart of Saiko was submitted across the internet. Saiko, Meggy and Tari were paired as a Girl Trio after the Waluigi Rejection arc. This would occur in future episodes and in all story arcs after the Waluigi Rejection arc.

Let’s travel to the day when the SMG4 channel successfully hit 3 million subscribers. As a thank you prize for the fans, the official model of Saiko was released to the public along with Tari and Shroomy the mushroom. As a result, Gmod art, SFM art and fan videos of her were composed by the community. Gmod photo art of her was posted on DeviantArt, Reddit, and Twitter. Some gmod photos of her have the consistency of Meggy and Tari in them too because they are a canonical girl trio. The addition of Desti makes the girl trio a non-canonical girl quartet because Desti is canonically dead.

In late December 2020, A modification of Saiko was submitted to the steam workshop. Her canonical appearance has the consistency of blue irises and a normal hammer. The modified appearance of Saiko consists of black irises and the addition of spikes on her hammer. If you see Saiko with black irises in some Gmod art, that is the appearance of the modified Saiko. The only time Saiko is friends with Mario is when fighting is involved. Saiko’s residual home consists of an area where no one should enter, EVER. (Because it leads to Saiko's secret friend Kaizo, update 08/01/22) Saiko’s friendship with the girls lives on canonical and noncanonical, due to Desti’s death. Stay tuned for when I write an article on Tari and Belle.

In late December 2021, A fanmade College outfit for Saiko was submitted to the steam workshop also.

Would you like to learn more about Saiko?

Axol and Melony (The relationship that ended quickly!) - An Smg4 article

SPOILER WARNING!

February 18th, 2022

By Jonathan Mnukhin

Let's talk about the dispiriting relationship of a Fruit and a sea creature...

It is still February as I write this piece. Love continues to spring in the air, family hugs continue to be given, and chocolates are bought in dozens. While love is in the air, heartbreak is too. Today I want to talk about the pain of brutally separating from your loved one. Have you ever lost your loved one before? Did you ever have a time when your dream crush is with another person? If you have ever experienced something involving the separation of your loved one, then this short article is just for you.

-AXOL-

You may not expect this but this has occurred on SMG4. Let’s start off with Axol, who is a humanoid axolotl creature. His childhood home was Inkopolis, where Meggy and Desti also resided in their childhood. In his childhood, he always had a passion for anime. He was constantly bullied by random inklings and octolings for it because they hated anime. As a result, he moved to Japan. He created a magical pen that generically runs on ink. The pen is also large and goes by the name of “Inkweaver”. Whatever you draw with a pen like this comes to real life. This resulted in Axol becoming the center of attention in Japan. The first official appearance of Axol was in an ongoing Anime Arc. Axol also appears to be obsessed with 2-D anime girls, just like Bob and Boopkins.

-MELONY-

We have Melony, who used to be an alive watermelon in her past. It is unknown how she was able to get to certain places, seeing how she was just a watermelon. In December 2019, Melony was “adopted” by Mario in a Mario-parodied home alone. The SMG4 crew left Mario behind by accident. Mario felt lonely. He decided to create statues of what his friends looked like, Introducing us to Melony when he tried to recreate Meggy. Melony also appeared for the rest of the SMG3 YouTube arc, as a doppelganger for Meggy, so SMG3 could be better than SMG4. We now travel to November 2020. Melony was accidentally equipped with a magical face mask, causing her to turn human. We can also see that she has the personality of a heavy sleeper. This also caused Axol to be attached to her. Some controversies can spawn from this due to the fact that Melony has the personality of a literal child.

-AXOL AND MELONY-

Axol defends Melony from dangerous stuff whether it’s on the internet or in real life. He would always try his best to prevent Melony’s innocence from getting corrupted, showing he actually cares for her. Various fanart and gmod photos consist of Axol and Melony. Some show they’re either dating or just sitting together.

-BAD RELATIONSHIP SO FAR?-

Axol created this anime called Two-piece. It starred characters such as Pear-senpai, Apple-chan, Peach-chan, and Watermelon-kun. He created it during his time in the Internet Graveyard. Axol wanted to confess to Melony to be his Valentine. but all Melony could do is admire Watermelon-kun. Trying to win her over, Axol proceeds to do a foolhardy move by killing Watermelon-kun off. This caused Melony to become heartbroken. They eventually got back together with an apology after numerous amount of attempts with the help of Bob and Mario.

-FINAL MOMENT TOGETHER?!-

September 2021, Genesis arc. Axol was possessed by Zero, who was the first of the SMG species. This caused the name “Ax0l'' to form. Melony was able to noclip through Zero’s brain and saw Axol’s soul trapped inside Zero, with truly no way out. Axol states that they’re out of time and indicates that killing him is the only option to kill Zero. This means Axol is sacrificing himself for his friends. Melony doesn’t want to let him go, so he comforts her by saying she is the strongest girl he knows. After finally getting his crush to confess, he says his final words before Melony slashes him, destroying Zero's brain and putting an end to his malevolent plans for now by the time she leaves it. The death of Axol caused controversies. FM54321, a character on SMG4 who was also a character in real life confirmed Axol’s death was permanent. This made the controversies proceed to represent the craziness of June 2020. Axol plushies were already for sale after his death. Now, to sum it up, If you and your girlfriend were held hostage, and something happened to cause the boyfriend to sacrifice himself for the girl, then he would die instead of the girl.

In my defense, killing someone off to create a marketable plushie out of them directly after their death was a new low for SMG4, his brother Kevin, and FM54321 because Axol was a “fan-favorite” type of character from the SMG4 community. This relationship doesn’t live on canonically. However, It can still live on in fan videos, though.

Happy belated Valentine’s Day to all SMG4 fans.

Wanna learn more about Axol?

Wanna learn more about Melony?

Wanna learn more about the inspiration for Human Melony?

UPDATE 04/04/2022: The ZERO that executed Axol was a merged SMG0 and Niles.

Compare her to Saiko.

The virtual mascot of Glitch Productions (her name is Bo) - An SMG4 article (Spoiler Warning?)

By Jonathan Mnukhin

April 18, 2022

Alright, I’ve covered down info on Meggy, Desti, Saiko, Tari, Belle, Melony, and Whisk. Up next: Bo, the virtual mascot of Glitch Productions.

Off camera, she is clumsy and disorganized when it comes to advertising. But on camera, she advertises Meta Runner without screwing up. This is seen on a few SMG4 episodes with a promo for Meta Runner Season 2 at the beginning. Like Saiko, Bo has pigtails. They both also have similar outfits. I’m not sure how they would get along…

According to the wiki, Bo was originally going to have a big role in Season 1, but it never came to be. As a result, she only made cameo appearances.

However, she has appeared in Meta Runner shorts. The shorts, not the actual S2 series.

Bo was forced against her will to make the perfect Meta Runner advertisement or else she gets deleted/turned into a marketable plushie by her boss, to which she did successfully and got some KFC as a reward.

A week later, after advertising the final episode of Meta Runner and going through a few “edits,” Her boss congratulated her for the hard work and effort she put into advertising Meta Runner. As a prize/work bonus, Bo got a limited edition gaming rubber duck which she found a little disappointing for her.

She was hoping for something better, as seen from her excitement. In my headcanon, she could give it to Tari. In SMG4, Tari is a duck fan girl and will be able to come to the location where the duck noise was heard. So just give the rubber duck to Tari. She’ll like it!

At this point, I have nothing else to say because very little info was given about her.

Evelyn (the selfish punk of silica city) - A Meta Runner article

Published by Jonathan Mnukhin

March 12th, 2022

This character is one of the most panned characters by fans. I wonder why.

Evelyn - A Meta Runner article

Have you ever come across a fictional character from a tv show who behaved like you would hate her? Has this character ever affected the fandom of that show? Well, for those of you who are living under a rock, I’m talking about Evelyn Claythorne from Seasons 2 & 3 of Meta Runner. She is arrogant, snobby, conceited, and self-centered. She never wanted to befriend Tari. According to the wiki, she also dislikes everyone else. However, she has a heart for cats. Evelyn had a negative past, and when she went to fulfill her dream, Tari went in her way, but she didn’t do it on purpose. According to Evelyn’s POV, Tari just barged in her way. This resulted in Evelyn going all out on Tari, just to make her lose, which failed. She still claims to be better than anyone, but we all know that’s not true. Because of Evelyn’s personality, the fanbase hates her, which is why Evelyn is the SMG4/GLITCH team’s favorite character.

If I ever saw her, I would just show some appreciation for the fact she loves cats.

why Desti’s death matters. - A small ode to Desti

Published by Jonathan Mnukhin

June 9th, 2022

In belated honor of the fallen Octoling Girl...

“You better win the splatfest for me, okay?”

No… no… it can’t be. Already 3 years?…

“It’s just a character. Why are you so obsessed with her?”

“She’s not just a character”

About 6 months ago, I wrote a piece on Desti and Meggy that basically recaps (part of) an actual story arc. Since people are fixated on Desti, it’s time I write why that is.

-RIVALRIES-

You are strolling through your neighborhood. Suddenly, you meet someone who claims to be better than you. They would bully you every day. You and the other person would also get into numerous fights. There would be no way they would truce. Is there?

-FRIENDSHIP-

You are doing an activity that seems to be your favorite. Your rival comes over and says that’s their favorite thing to do as well. Eventually, you guys truce and have the times of your lives.

-SPLIT UP-

Something happens to your friend/ex-rival. They would either be attacked, killed, or move to another country. This makes you upset and you can’t stop thinking about them.

-DESTI LORE-

According to Wikipedia, it says Desti’s character is inspired by IRL female bullies. She is also a popular octoling girl who founded The Octoposse, which is her team. The only reason why Desti kept antagonizing Meggy was because she didn’t recognize Desti.

REMEMBER, THIS WAS BECAUSE MEGGY DIDN’T RECOGNIZE DESTI.

-THEORY-

The SMG4 wiki said Meggy didn’t recognize Desti. I have a theory, Meggy and Desti probably met before, and I guess they might have liked each other?… It was also said that Desti is arrogant, vain, and many other words which represent negativity. Most bullies are like this because their parents are probably abusive. So maybe this happened with Desti as well.

-making Desti’s death scene-

In About the Anime Arc and 2019 Was The Biggest Year Of My Life, SMG4/Luke revealed he had a hard time editing and creating Desti's death scene as he found it too emotional. Luke’s brother Kevin suggested he create the scene where she dies. Desti was originally going to have a role in the Waluigi Rejection Arc, but that was scrapped.

I hoped you enjoyed this small ode to Desti!

Garcello (whose life ended too soon) - An Fnf Article

GARELLO

By, Jonathan Mnukhin

Publish Date: January 4th, 2022

I am aware of people dying from lung cancer being a NO SMOKING PSA, but after this emotional gem of a game mod, it's time to make this game mod a NO SMOKING PSA now. I published this joint on my birthday. Ms. Sarah C was in awe from this article when she was taking her time to read it. Spoiler alert for those who haven't actually played the game yet. It's also my birthday as I worked on this!

We sane human beings have our own habits. Some habits are good, and some habits are bad. One of the habits that everyone hates the most is smoking cigarettes. For the sake of the hatred of cigarette smoking, I decided to compose an article about Garcello. As I took an interest in Friday Night Funkin', there was a game mod that came to not only my eyes but the community.

"Smoke 'em out struggle/VS Garcello" was the name of the mod. The game itself is a mix of Dance Dance Resolution and Parappa the Rapper, you play as a blue-haired boyfriend trying to get the girlfriend of your dreams but her dad tries to stop you. All levels/stages go by "Weeks." As confirmed from the creators, the names of the boy and girl are literally "Boyfriend" and "Girlfriend." To start off the Garcello week, the two protagonist lovebirds take notice of a strange glow coming from a random alleyway, as the week starts off.

From there, they meet Garcello. In the text dialogue, he tries to persuade Boyfriend into smoking, cueing the song "Headache." After headache finishes, Garcello's lungs proceed to feel funny. In the text dialogue, he says he refuses to give up. He also says that one more cigar couldn't hurt. This starts off with the second song called "Nerves." In nerves, he starts to sweat. A glow of his soul can be seen pulsing in his body in his idle position on nerves.

He also proceeds to cough on beat to the instrumental. His voice also proceeds to weaken in nerves. After the song finishes, a cutscene plays. Garcello coughs and he looks like he's throwing up, but he's actually not. He "throws up" white steam with seafoam green outlines. After the cutscene ends, it fades from plain white to "Release."

In release, Garcello is dead. His body lays down, his soul is in a ghost-like form. He claims for it to probably be better than what Girlfriend's father would have did to him if he didn't persuade Boyfriend into smoking as said in the Wikipedia. Garcello's voice is no longer weakened in release. In fading, the sun rises.

In the dialogue, Garcello says that he "won't be awake" for once, due to his death. He apologizes for dying, and says to Boyfriend that "He didn't want the smoking to kill him and it was his fault for smoking." There was time for one last sendoff. Cueing "Fading, they sing, Garcello's voice sounds weakened again.

Towards the end of the song, Garcello fades away. Garcello is gone. Garcello is dead. Garcello is no more. This made the whole community literally burst in tears.

I recently thought this game mod should be the perfect PSA. Since people are making memes of FNF, I recently had one in mind called the "Garcello Challenge" where it's basically people smoking cigarettes. Never will I see coughing, calling boys "little man" or cigarette smoking ever again. And as if trashcans weren't enough to look like an among us crewmate... AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS! I hope this game mod becomes a PSA in the future. Garcello and Boyfriend would have been great friends in the future.

Go to YouTube and look up Garcello gameplays from Gegcoin and Flippy, or click on their names. When you get in the videos look at the comments. The fans like him that much! Garcello's singing voice also sounds familiar to Zardy's.

UPDATE MAY 3RD, 2022: HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THE INITIAL RELEASE OF THE SMOKE 'EM OUT STRUGGLE MOD FEATURING GARCELLO!

Wanna learn more about Garcello?

Annie (The friend of the smoker) - An FNF Article

Published by Jonathan Mnukhin

June 1st, 2022

It's time we talked about Garcello's friend, especially on pride month.

Annie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Annie— oh, sorry. I was listening to Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.

Anyways, today’s focus is Annie. Like Garcello, Annie also has an addiction. Instead of cigarette smoking, Annie drinks. The drink's name is the liquid. The drink does not have a specific name besides “the liquid.” Annie drinks it all the time. Annie’s mod came before Garcello’s. The mod is a reskin of week 3 from the original FNF where you rap battle against Pico. The songs replacing “Pico”, “Philly Nice”, and “Blammed”, go by the names of “Good Enough”, “Lover”, and “Tug-O-War.”

According to the official song lyrics posted by the creator, “Good Enough” basically represents the stress of YouTube content creators in general, in other words, those creators don’t think they’re good enough. A small leitmotif of “Good Enough” can be heard in the instrumental of “Release” in the Garcello mod.

Next is “Lover”. According to a fan cover of the song, they sing about a trip to McDonald’s. A leitmotif from the vocals and instrumental of “Lover” would be reused for “Fading” in the Garcello mod.

After that is “Tug-O-War”. According to a fan cover of the song, Annie still doesn’t think she’s good enough.

There is also a fourth song called “Animal”. To access it, go into free play, then select “Winter Horrorland.” Winter Horrorland is in week 5 where BF and GF in the original game are at the mall at Christmas time meeting Santa who is held at gunpoint by GF’s parents, cuing tracks “Cocoa” and “Eggnog”.

The final song “Winter Horrorland” Consists of a severed head of a GF clone on the tree. After the camera pans down, we see that our opponent is a creepy lemon-headed dude. This is not his only appearance in the entire game.

He also appears in week 2 in a secret song called “Monster”, where you battle against the Lemon headed monster. Annie replaces the Lemon headed monster in week 5 in a much taller size. The creator confirmed whenever Annie drinks The Liquid, she grows every drink.

Up next is an unused song that eventually became used called “TAKE A SWIG OF THIS!” Where you once again, rap battle Annie in her “liquified” form.

Lastly, there is an unused and unfinished song called “Mediocre”. The song is only listenable through a video called “Making the FNF Annie Mod.” Numerous reuploads of the video with just that specific track exist. “Mediocre” would later be reused and rearranged as “Nerves” in the Garcello mod.

Because Garcello gained more popularity than Annie, people think Annie copied Garcello’s music. THIS IS NOT TRUE! VS Annie was released in March 2021 and VS Garcello was released in May 2021. Garcello and Annie are canonically friends, or “homies” as the bois would call them. This would be why we say “Good Enough is a Garcello song.” People who already played Garcello and listened to the VS Annie soundtrack were basically in PTSD after listening to “Lover” because of the leitmotif from “Lover” that was used in “Fading”.

Part of the instrumental in “Lover” and “Fading” has a leitmotif from a trap remix of an sfx from the hit game “Among Us” when a dead body is reported. The remix goes by “Among Us Drip Theme Song.” Or “AMOGUS”.

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Don’t drink or smoke kids.

Update May 2022: Both Garcello and Annie mods both have an update now. The update is a separate mod called "Hazy River" with upgrades to the instrumentals of Garcello and Annie's week music, along with cool extras!

Wanna learn more about Annie?

Wanna learn more about Garcello?

Rebecca, the Starving Artist.

By Jonathan Mnukhin

June 25th, 2022

"Why is Garcello paired with Rebecca?" Read this article!

Many people have heard of random individuals doing dangerous things for money. A famous YouTuber named MrBeast would do ANYTHING for money. But that is not the focus. Either I or Helfry will write about him.

Now back to Rebecca. Like Garcello, Rebecca’s mod is also depressing. It was based on a true story, too.

POV: You and your love have answered an ad saying “I will do anything for money”. The person that created the ad was no other than Rebecca. You both agreed and went to her humble abode.

BF and GF go in and meet Rebecca, who is starving and hasn’t eaten or slept in years. Rebecca then claims she is not a good singer, cuing “Hunger.” Hunger is just depressing.

Rebecca then claims she needed the money for a cartoon she is making which is not making any money right now. This has gone on for 4 years! “Aspirer” begins and it is just as depressing as Hunger. BF also looks worried in Aspirer.

Song 3 is “Crybaby”. In the cutscene before starting “Crybaby”, Rebecca says “Sleep is for the weak.” This implies that Rebecca is going crazy. The second half of “Crybaby” consists of the sound of an alarm clock which gets louder and louder throughout the song until the end.

Now we have Song 4, which is named “Empty.” Rebecca’s voice in empty gets louder throughout the song and she is literally on her knees! BF also goes back to being confident that nothing will happen to Rebecca after “Empty.” Then after “Empty” is over, Rebecca passes out.

The inspiration for this mod is simple. The mod creator, who happened to be named Rebecca, along with her family had to undergo surgeries. Her mother had a diagnosed operation which ended up being cancer, her father had a hernia operation, and the mod creator herself had wisdom teeth pulled out. During that time, she was the only one making money in the family. This led her to constant overworking to the point of being close to hospitalization, or worse, death.

In all four of the mod’s songs, Rebecca repeats the same melody in Hunger, Aspirer, and Crybaby. This probably represents doing the same thing over and over again, without ever getting anywhere.

Rebecca’s cartoon was called “Stellapie.” The money Rebecca (creator) she would be making from her cartoon was to support her family.

The community felt bad, to which Rebecca’s response was that she was grateful for the community being concerned for her mental health. At first, the self-insert Rebecca in the mod was originally meant to have passed away, but because it was depressing enough, she just passed out.

Lesson here? Don’t overwork your work, and create GoFundMe pages instead!!! IT’S EITHER YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW OR YOUR FUTURE AFTER YOU DIE.

Sarvente and Taki (A dynamically violent nun duo) - An FNF article

Published by Jonathan Mnukhin

March 6th, 2022

They look related, but they are not!

Hello. Happy Sunday! Usually, I would create an article on a school day, like Monday, or Tuesday, but I decided to create one on a Sunday because Y E S . Today, I would like to talk about Sarvente and Taki.

Both of their appearances in the musical land of the FNF mods look similar to each other. However, they don’t look the same or are related to each other. To put this in better detail, let’s start off with Sarvente.

Sarvente was rejected from the beautiful, scenic atmosphere of Heaven due to a very big mistake she made in her life, making it no matter what good or bad she has done. This is because she was a demon child in her early life. Now she was on a quest to have other people not experience what she had to go through. To make her look more like those Nuns, she brought a costume from the Dollar Store, and stitched it for herself, so she wouldn’t be a freak when converting people to go to heaven.

The process went on flawlessly until the Boyfriend and Girlfriend came in desperately looking for a bathroom. Much to Sarvente’s idiotic point of view, she thought they refused to join her church, making her lose it in Phases 2 and 3. Phase 1(Parish) is “Join the church,” and Phase 2(Worship) is “JOIN. THE. CHURCH.” And Phase 3(Gospel) is “ALRIGHT, MAYBE THIS WILL MAKE YOU JOIN NOW.” In phase 1, Sarvente is happy. In phase 2, Sarvente looks dimmer and angrier. In phase 3, Sarvente transforms into a literate demon.

Despite all this, she is still a kind-hearted person after the violent acts she committed. Her appearance and skin are based on Neapolitan ice cream. Mod appearance: Mid-Fight Masses

Now we move on to Taki. Taki is… messed up in the head. Taki is a humanoid creature who was given permission to operate FeverTown Church. Taki is also bigender. He holds a chainsaw in her hand so she could make people “meet god.” Unlike Sarvente who uses her words and transforms into a demon to get people to meet god.

Taki finds chainsaws to be cool-looking and messy. The only friends and relatives Taki actually has are only inside FeverTown. Taki is bald. He was also born with a crown on her head. The only time he is possibly a kind-hearted person is when it comes to her favorite animal, which is hamsters. It is also said for Taki is capable of fighting. After rap battles with other protagonists named Cesar and Tea, she becomes friendly. Mod appearance: Friday Night Fever

Now let’s rewind back to how Sarvente and Taki get people to meet god. One transforms into a demon, and the other uses a chainsaw.

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WHAT THE F—

Ayana (The EX GF) - An FNF article

Published by Jonathan Mnukhin

03/26/2022

Hello. I am back with another article to write about. It’s another female this time. Have you ever broken up with your boyfriend or girlfriend and fell in love with a different person in your life? Has it happened to you in college? If that happened then you two are not the only ones. The Girlfriend wasn’t the only love interest for The Boyfriend. There was another girl that he met during college.

Her name was Ayana. As of now, it is unknown how they even met in the first place. It most likely took place in college. It is also unknown how they even broke up. One reason would be The Boyfriend wanted to focus on his rapping career. Another reason is that Ayana cheated on him. Ayana makes a physical appearance in a game reskin mod of a week where you battle against The Girlfriend’s mom. The reskin also consists of a custom song called “Something Spiteful,” replacing “Satin Panties.” The sprite image asset of Ayana replaces the sprite image asset of The Girlfriend’s mom. Ayana was hired by The Girlfriend’s dad to excruciate The Boyfriend. The Girlfriend’s dad is also the one who also got Garcello to persuade The Boyfriend into cigarette smoking and ruined Whitty’s life. According to Ayana’s POV, This could be her chance to win the heart of The Boyfriend back, because she still hasn’t gotten over the breakup. While Ayana was confident to split the Boyfriend’s relationship with his Current Girlfriend, The Boyfriend had no choice but to battle his Ex-Girlfriend to make her leave him alone for good.

At some point in time, she met a popular DJ named Dalia. Dalia composed EDM music for the crowd to hear. Ayana was listening to Dalia’s mixtapes. She was fixated on all of the tracks. As a result, Ayana and Dalia became girlfriends. As months went by, the Ex-Girlfriend mod went very far down in the grave of underrated mods until a mod where you battle the Ex-Boyfriend of The Current Girlfriend was released. The Ex-Boyfriend’s name was Tabi. Canonically, Ayana idolizes him. Ayana is also canonically paired with Dalia, but some of us don’t care and pair him with Tabi like it’s an average Friday. Ayana is also a fan of A. G. O. T. I.. Both of the guys’ lives were also ruined by The Current Girlfriend’s dad. Ayana was also a thing before Whitty existed.

Sky (the fangirl who wants YOU) - An FNF and Op-Ed article (Spoiler Warning)

Published by Jonathan Mnukhin

March 7th, 2022

The shift worked!

Let’s talk about fangirls. Have you ever had a psycho-fan girl in your life? Did she stalk you to be her boyfriend? Well, if anything like this is going on in your life, that is basically a replica of what a girl named Sky is trying to do to the Boyfriend. The character is 19 years old, just like the Boyfriend and Girlfriend. After days of getting the Boyfriend to notice her, the shift finally worked.

However, the Boyfriend doesn’t want to date Sky because he is already in a committed relationship with the Girlfriend. This caused Sky to get angry. Eventually, Sky transforms into a demon and crucifies the Girlfriend because “it’s what’s keeping the Boyfriend from dating her.” She also yells at the Girlfriend saying she stole the Boyfriend from her. And this is only the rise of the mod. Now we are on the BRUTAL FALL of the mod. Listen up. The original creator behind the Sky character is at the minor age of 14 years old?! Because of that, various inappropriate fanart of the Sky character was submitted all over the internet!

The FNF mod creator behind Sky felt so bad that he or she probably ruined her life that on GameBanana, he trashed the mod and requested the Sky Wikipedia page to be deleted. After all of this, any FNF mod posted on GameBanana with Sky in it is to be DELETED INSTANTLY after what happened. The mod creator behind Sky also despises the mod being Reuploaded anywhere, especially on GameBanana. However, we idiots refuse to listen. I am not that idiot. Even the original creator of the Sky character did some negative stuff as well.

The mod itself was released in April, and it was taken down weeks after. This is how brutal the fall was and I hope this article taught you a VERY IMPORTANT LESSON!

UPDATE 4/10/22:

The Sky mod is back on Gamebanana. A "remanifested" 1 year anniversary was also released. The new owner of the character goes by "kitsuneskulls".

UPDATE 04/30/22: The new owner of Sky is doing no-no stuff as well. What has the world come to?

Zardy and Cablecrow (A bushwhacking documentary!) - An FNF and Zardy’s Maze article

By Jonathan Mnukhin

03/20/2022

GET OUT OF MY MAZE!!!

Welcome to this article! Enter if you dare...

Have you ever been caught breaking and entering a certain property? If you have, you should know not to do that by now if the owner has caught you. There are certain types of properties. Apartment buildings, mansions, private houses, schools, and even Corn Mazes. Your objective is to cut down three giant weeds located in a maze. You are also equipped with a flashlight and an axe. However, that won’t be easy because it’s Zardy’s Maze. And he will set out to excruciate you with the help of his friends Pumpkin Jack, Cable Crow, some Pumpkin Crawlers, some Cornstalkers, Rattler, Drought, and Brute.

The game takes place at night. However, in some of the game trailers, Zardy's Maze takes place in the day. After you beat the game, the challenge mode is unlocked! Challenge mode is able to alter the game, just like in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Zardy and Cable Crow reappear in an FNF mod. The songs they appear in are basically 4 and 6 minutes of melodic note spam. The first song “Foolhardy”, stars only Zardy, and the second song stars Zardy and Cable Crow. Zardy was one of the first characters to have a calm singing voice. Garcello was the second one. Foolhardy was the most popular FNF song resulting in us to refer a random scarecrow as Zardy. Mixing the Nerves instrumental with the Foolhardy vocals makes a good bop. Near the end of Foolhardy, Zardy proceeds to have enough of your tomfoolery. Cable Crow also has an enraged singing voice in Bushwhack that remains like that. Cable Crow uses his arms to get around.

As a result, we all wanted to make song covers with Garcello and Zardy in UTAU because they would be the type of people to sing you to sleep. All the Zardy's maze characters are males.

In FNF minus, Zardy is female. Because of him having his gender changed in the minus universe, that particular reason is why I wrote about him/her. Because of the fame, Zardy's Maze and Zardy mod creator made Zardy plushies to sell to the community.

Zardy's Maze 2 is in development now!

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