WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MENTIONS CHILD ABUSE AND BATHROOM HUMOR. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

Hello, everyone. Today, I am covering something that should have been done a year ago. I figured I’d do it now. The date was August 21, 2004, according to Wikipedia. A woman who goes by the *literal* full name of Nancy Jeffy gave birth to her son, who was Jeffy Jeffy. Most mothers give birth to their newborn babies in hospitals. With Nancy, she gave birth to her son in a porta-potty.

Nancy didn’t take any good care of Jeffy, to which Jeffy claimed she beats him all the time he does something bad, or is a bad boy in general. Jeffy eventually had a sister named Feebee. The dad was a famous painter who goes by Jacque Pierre Francois, who also didn’t care about his children. Feebee’s catchphrase was “Buzz-Buzz!”

One day, Jeffy and Feebee wanted to ride their bikes. Nancy (their mother) didn’t care and demanded Feebee give Nancy her helmet to use as an ashtray. Jeffy and Feebee didn’t know how to ride bikes, and that’s when it all started going downhill from here. Feebee got run over by a pickup truck.

Tramutizing Jeffy for life, he believed a helmet would save him, so he vowed to wear his helmet for the rest of his life. Because of child neglect, Jeffy and Feebee weren’t exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.

When Nancy has quite had enough of Jeffy, she drops him off at a random apartment complex and never comes back. The apartment was owned by another alternate version of the Mario we all know, who had to change his appearance and name to Marvin in February 2021.

When Nancy found out Jeffy’s father died, she came to take Jeffy back and inherit 1 million dollars 1 year after dropping him off at the complex. Nancy failed to inherit the money and was arrested. Nowadays, Jeffy is known to be the most ungrateful, and spoiled (adopted) son of Mario to this very day. And he will do anything possible to get his way.