Laura Chat ~ August 2011 ~ Part 5
August 21, 2011
8/21, 8:18pmHernandez Laura
well
it might have been under the new age stuff
i don't know why
it is a story about a lost mauscript that this journalist and the man.(.don't remember the name is) are searching for and the church Catholic of course is trying to find the manuscript first.
8/21, 8:25pmBarry Kort
It's fiction, right?
8/21, 9:02pmHernandez Laura
Very interesting....why do they call it new age, most of that stuff was around since the time of Plato i dont get it
yes
i think it's fiction
very a la Dr. Wayne Dyer
8/21, 9:02pmBarry Kort
Mainly because it's not presented as science, but also not as religion or philosophy.
8/21, 9:03pmHernandez Laura
that the universe brings you what you need next or there is a conversation between you and the universe.....
it makes a point
through a fictional story
#1 best seller for a while
8/21, 9:03pmBarry Kort
I rather liked the way Daniel Quinn does that, too.
8/21, 9:03pmHernandez Laura
Who is Daniel Quinn
by the way
what did you do today
i had me a gREAT nap
meditation and all
then i went to play outside
with Benjamin 14 and Ricky 17
8/21, 9:04pmBarry Kort
He is a cultural anthropologist who translated his academic theories into novels. His best-known novel is Ishmael.
8/21, 9:04pmHernandez Laura
they are the neighbors kids
i met them when they were 4 and 7
oh i think i read that
They call me Ishmael by Potok
or something like that
8/21, 9:05pmBarry Kort
After I broiled some chicken on the BBQ, I napped a bit and spent more time on FB and Google+.
8/21, 9:06pmHernandez Laura
i've been hearing a lot on google
i think someone could invent a lot better FB concept
8/21, 9:06pmBarry Kort
Google already did. It's called Google+.
8/21, 9:07pmHernandez Laura
that's what i heard...but i couldn't find it
Oh wow
i just took a look
it is a better version of FB?
8/21, 9:07pmBarry Kort
Far better. Far far better.
8/21, 9:08pmHernandez Laura
i just had a conversation about red heads with my cousin talking to mom...
Elia has a red head....Lorena has a red head
i have a red head
there are red heads all over the place
La Lulitos...has red heads
8/21, 9:09pmBarry Kort
Red heads lead the world in the Advance of Civilization Red heads are pioneers in Phlosophy, Logic, Science, Mathematics, the Arts, Literature, and Comedy.
8/21, 9:12pmHernandez Laura
So brunetts do what?
and blonds?
and black?
8/21, 9:12pmBarry Kort
They follow the lead of the red heads.
8/21, 9:12pmHernandez Laura
and how or what supplement do you take to make oxytocin
lol
sure dear sure
8/21, 9:13pmBarry Kort
There is no supplement. I just play with Golden Retrievers every chance I get.
8/21, 9:13pmHernandez Laura
why golden retrievers
?
and what about ADHD
?
8/21, 9:13pmBarry Kort
Because they are also red heads.
8/21, 9:14pmHernandez Laura
what is that system like
then there are lots of cats too
8/21, 9:14pmBarry Kort
ADHD is misnamed. It's actually Boredom Surfeit Syndrome.
8/21, 9:15pmHernandez Laura
I'm not bored
but i do jump from one thing to another
8/21, 9:15pmBarry Kort
Of course not. You're talking to me.
8/21, 9:15pmHernandez Laura
well but it's easier
you know
its funny
i've noticed
i have a different
response
with you i am calm
focused
8/21, 9:16pmBarry Kort
Because I am not competing with you.
8/21, 9:16pmHernandez Laura
not jumping all over the place
8/21, 9:16pmBarry Kort
If i were competing with you, you'd probably be terrified and intimidated.
8/21, 9:16pmHernandez Laura
but Benjamin comes (14) and we both start jumping
competing for what?
8/21, 9:17pmBarry Kort
To dominate or best each other at some objective.
8/21, 9:17pmHernandez Laura
well
that's like asking Bethoven to climb a light post or a light post climber to play Bethoven
we all dominate in our arena
we are all brilliant at something
and not at something else
8/21, 9:18pmBarry Kort
I'm not very good at empathy.
8/21, 9:19pmHernandez Laura
for example
an artist can feel and paint and do color
a computer programmer probably can't
we have different strengths
8/21, 9:19pmBarry Kort
I have no artistic talent. Can't draw or paint, can't sing or play an instrument, can't sculpt.
8/21, 9:20pmHernandez Laura
and different weaknesses
do you like poetry?
well i think you have artistic talent
8/21, 9:20pmBarry Kort
I don't dislike it, but I find poetry hard to appreciate.
8/21, 9:20pmHernandez Laura
learning how things work the understanding of it
that is an art form
8/21, 9:21pmBarry Kort
Most poetry leaves me puzzled as to what it's about.
8/21, 9:21pmHernandez Laura
oh
it will something for each person accoding to their heart strings
8/21, 9:23pmBarry Kort
The poetry that I like would probably leave you puzzled as to what it's about.
8/21, 9:23pmHernandez Laura
Who do you like?
why......?
would it leave me puzzled
?
8/21, 9:23pmBarry Kort
The poetry I like is usually not by a professional poet.
8/21, 9:24pmHernandez Laura
so
poetry doesn't have to be good
i mean
poetry doesn't have to be by a professional to be good
8/21, 9:25pmBarry Kort
Here is one I like called "In Galois Fields" ...
8/21, 9:25pmHernandez Laura
sometimes some pro's write bad stuff
8/21, 9:25pmBarry Kort
In Galois Fields, full of flowers primitive elements dance for hours climbing sequentially through the trees and shouting occasional parities.
The syndromes like ghosts in the misty damp feed the smoldering fires of the Berlekamp and high flying exponents sometimes are downed on the jagged peaks of the Gilbert bound.
- S.B. Weinstein (IEEE Transactions on Information Theory, March 1971)
8/21, 9:26pmHernandez Laura
you would have to know some about his subject matter to understand
8/21, 9:26pmBarry Kort
I also like The Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll.
I usually have no idea of the subject matter of conventional poetry.
8/21, 9:31pmHernandez Laura
Shakespeare, Thoreau, Emerson, E. E. Cummings
my favorite Gibran
but really
anyone can write at one time or another
8/21, 9:32pmBarry Kort
Here is my riff on e. e. cummints.
Here is another adaptation of lyrical poetry ...
http://newscafe.ansci.usu.edu/~bkort/DueteronomicDescant.html
Here is my riff on Shakespeare ...
More atrocious poems here ...
8/21, 9:46pmHernandez Laura
hahahahah..then fly to boogers
lol
out of Hamlets soliliqui
how do you spell that
word
soliliqui
?
8/21, 9:47pmBarry Kort
Soliloquy
8/21, 9:47pmHernandez Laura
Mm...does the Soliloquy
soliloquy
mmm...certainly not phonetic
at least not at the end
anyway
that was funny
the first one i had to read over and over
it made little sense
but fun read
8/21, 9:53pmBarry Kort
Like I said, poetry often makes little sense.
8/21, 9:54pmHernandez Laura
well.....not mine
and not to me
hold on
Mmm..said the message was too long
did you get it
that it would have to go to messages
I would be able to tell you if I got a message that I didn't get unless you tell me the beginning and end of the message text.
8/21, 10:00pmHernandez Laura
did you get bump bump bump see bump a boo
?
i can see it on my screen
but at the end it said you wouldn't get it
because messages was not open
8/21, 10:01pmBarry Kort
No, nothing with the text string "bump a boo" in it.
8/21, 10:02pmHernandez Laura
Mmm....let me see of i can open messages
8/21, 10:02pmBarry Kort
Middle of the three buttons to the right of the FB logo on the blue navbar at the top.
8/21, 10:06pmHernandez Laura
okay, came up
i copied....now it wont send
i canceled
8/21, 10:07pmBarry Kort
That's why I now use Google+.
8/21, 10:07pmHernandez Laura
Wow, Empathic Architecture
can you get off for a minute
i mean off FB
so i can send a message
i can't open message with you in it
8/21, 10:09pmBarry Kort
Huh. You want me to close my FB window? I can do that.
Not that it will solve your problem, mind you.
And then, when I log off and your problem persists, then who you gonna call upon to diagnose it correctly?
8/21, 10:13pmHernandez Laura
ok
trust me
be back in one minute
8/21, 10:13pmBarry Kort
OK. I'll log off for a few minutes.
8/21, 10:13pmHernandez Laura
ok
one minute
Title: Bump Bump Bump See Bump A Boo
Verse One Tell me what am i gonna do with your terrorist feelings on the ground? with your anger and frustration your trying to knock me around. Should i lay there and not move and let you bump me around? Or should i stand up and destroy you burry your terrorist intentions burry them deep down into the ground?!
CHORUS Bump, bump, bump, bump, see bump a boo Oh Oh Oh what, what can i do? What am I ever gonna do? Please tell me Dear God, tell me please... what can i do? Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, what, what... to do!
Verse Two Tell me, oh what can i do to make you turn around? You say the world has hurt you and left you knocked down that life has been unfair to you you and Anne Frank!! Take your good book and look at it through the eyes of love, not a reason to fight!
Hook Tell me what am i gonna do with your feelings on the ground? Should I pick up a hammer and remold your soul around?
CHORUS
Verse Three It feels so sad, to have lost you to your anger and your pain the bad guy, it won in you it took my friend(s) away Oh where will he stay? why did he go, did he go away? And what am i gonna do with the love i've left inside for you? and why didn't you, take it, take it, take it with you?
CHORUS
By: Laura Evelyn Hernandez (copyright 1997)
8/21, 10:19pmHernandez Laura
hi
got it
Well, that's a depressingly tragic ballad.
8/21, 10:21pmHernandez Laura
Not if you hear the music
it's a la
don't worry be happy
you found it depressing
?
and tragic
lol
i found it
strong
and indicative of the times
8/21, 10:22pmBarry Kort
The times are tragic and depressing. But you knew that.
8/21, 10:22pmHernandez Laura
and a message.....where are you my terrorist brother.....you are first my brother
wake up
yes
i know that
my way
of trying to stop it
and i wrote that long before 9/11
8/21, 10:23pmBarry Kort
Be the change you want to see in the world.
8/21, 10:23pmHernandez Laura
i just added the word terrorist
becaue it fit
since they are my words
i can do whatever with them
my copyright
8/21, 10:24pmBarry Kort
Did you see my animated cartoon on terrorism?
8/21, 10:24pmHernandez Laura
no
oh
wait
how do you torture a terrorist?
8/21, 10:24pmBarry Kort
I give up.
8/21, 10:24pmHernandez Laura
give him a ham sandwich
lol
8/21, 10:24pmBarry Kort
I don't get it.
8/21, 10:25pmHernandez Laura
they are moslem
they don't eat pork
they don't eat ham
8/21, 10:25pmBarry Kort
Oh. Most of the terrorists I know are domestic fundamentalists.
8/21, 10:25pmHernandez Laura
it is a sacrlilidge
how do you spell that word
8/21, 10:25pmBarry Kort
sacrilege
8/21, 10:25pmHernandez Laura
domestic
from home
sacrilege
sacrilegio
in spanish
fundamentalists
the word mental is in there
there is no mental about it
they are retarded
the minute you chose war
the minute you made the wrong choice
and forgot your maners
8/21, 10:27pmBarry Kort
8/21, 10:27pmHernandez Laura
at least i know diplomacy practiced with etiquette....can get many things resolved
8/21, 10:28pmBarry Kort
http://moultonlava.blogspot.com/search?q=HOLE+Story <== My take on Fundamentalism
8/21, 10:29pmHernandez Laura
Barry did you do that
?
the words and animation?
8/21, 10:31pmBarry Kort
I wrote the dialogue for the animation.
I wrote all the dialogue for all the animations on that collection.
Except for the one on Compassion Conundrum. For that one, Elfreda Pretorius wrote her half of the dialogue.
8/21, 10:34pmHernandez Laura
Oh........i'm going to see the other one
wonder if we can do an angel video
with words......i wrote
and visuals
8/21, 10:35pmBarry Kort
You can do any animation at all if you supply the dialogue.
8/21, 10:35pmHernandez Laura
of angels messing around
i have dialouge
boy do i have dialouge
i have over 120 pieces written
8/21, 10:35pmBarry Kort
You can do it either on GoAnimate.Com or on XtraNormal.Com
8/21, 10:35pmHernandez Laura
Mmm.....how interesting.....
8/21, 10:36pmBarry Kort
I've used both systems.
8/21, 10:37pmHernandez Laura
hold on let me go see the second one on there
8/21, 10:44pmHernandez Laura
the second was a page of the cartoon
not a cartoon
if it was i didn't know where to press
i bought this massarati
it's what i call the Mac Book Pro with CS5 and Windows, it has two hard drives
8/21, 10:45pmBarry Kort
What was the name of the one you were looking to view?
8/21, 10:46pmHernandez Laura
looking to view or just saw
i saw a cartoon about someone chasing a key stone cop
four people or four cops
anyhow
it was about the hole
in society
8/21, 10:46pmBarry Kort
that was my blog, not an animation.
8/21, 10:46pmHernandez Laura
what it is missing
it's the stupid idiot soldier
again
the one that shot Alchimedes
story
but same crap different day
8/21, 10:47pmBarry Kort
Yes, soldiers are mostly idiots.
8/21, 10:47pmHernandez Laura
someone comes in
and craps on humanity's parade
hey
my son is a Captain
and you're right
he is an idiot
8/21, 10:47pmBarry Kort
Captain Idiot.
8/21, 10:47pmHernandez Laura
but don't tell him i said that
Captain Sir Hines Idiot
lol
i can't stop laughing
8/21, 10:48pmBarry Kort
http://www.youtube.com/user/BarsoomTork?blend=6&ob=5#p/u/9/Etj3hng5R5M <== Compassion Conundrum animation.
8/21, 10:48pmHernandez Laura
he says things like
Mom, you really have no right reading pendulum
we were not meant to know certain things
and then the next week
he says
Mom we are leaving to Germany
we will never get Josh to sign the papers
8/21, 10:49pmBarry Kort
By the way, i have no clue what "pendulum" refers to. My grandfather clock has a pendulum. But that's not what you are referring to.
8/21, 10:49pmHernandez Laura
to get Rece out of the country
no
but anyway
he is telling me i am doing something wrong
and the next week
he is asking my help using what he thinks is wrong
8/21, 10:50pmBarry Kort
Hence "Captain Idiot"
8/21, 10:50pmHernandez Laura
Idiot
i tell you
now if he is an idiot
the apple does not fall far from the tree
Hence my line
we all have an idiot in us
8/21, 10:51pmBarry Kort
Just don't let the idiot get behind the wheel.
8/21, 10:51pmHernandez Laura
no i don't
not until i run the idiot in me outta here
gotta be an idot in me somewhere
who else would agree to be here
now
everyone says.....this is the best time
we can obliterate each other in the pushing of a couple of buttons
oh and i've heard it say......the system faulters
and lets face it
have you ever walked the hall ways in the pentagon
my ex worked for the Chief of Staff of the Army
at the Pentagon
so i did get to walk those hall ways
now that's one messed up feeling in there
after the Chief of Staff of the army
he went to the Comptroler of the army
8/21, 10:55pmBarry Kort
I wouldn't be caught dead strolling the halls of the Pentagon.
8/21, 10:55pmHernandez Laura
well i was caught alive
and only 22
with a guy who was 34
and my first time not living under my parents roof
8/21, 10:56pmBarry Kort
Did you see my last blog post on the ferchachta defense contractor, Raytheon?
8/21, 10:56pmHernandez Laura
and from a country
that the guy tells you what to do
i was so easily controled then
no
where
8/21, 10:57pmBarry Kort
8/21, 11:22pmHernandez Laura
ok
was that the girl
that sang...the Friday song
i read your blog about being in a restricted area
where is that?
couldn't understand lots of initials
like the military does
wow, the song took a totally different feeling with music....i read the words then saw the song......then recognized it was the girl that was outted for doing Friday then someone felt sorry for her or some daddy greased some rich artists hand to say....oh she's so talented....
but actully this song connected to your blog was good
i didn't recognize her
8/22, 12:44amHernandez Laura
Hey Barry, just noticed you were gone
hope you have nice dreams
sweet dreams
thanks for the chat
take care.....evy
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