Location: Facebook Headquarters - Mark Zuckerberg's Personal Office
Characters: Mark Zuckerberg (Zuck), Sheryl Sandberg (COO), an Intern, and Board Members
Scene Starts
The camera zooms into Facebook HQ, cutting through a maze of open-space desks, motivational quotes, and nerdy paraphernalia. Mark Zuckerberg's door swings open, revealing him sitting behind his desk, with a Baby Yoda plushie placed prominently.
Zuck: (holding Baby Yoda) The force is strong with this one.
Sheryl Sandberg: (entering the office) Alright, Zuck, what's on the agenda?
Zuck: Sheryl! Great to see you. (points to his computer screen displaying an ad) What do you think? "Winter is coming, but Facebook is here to keep you warm."
Sheryl: Ha, that's catchy. Playing the Jon Snow card, huh? Brace yourselves, Facebook is here!
Zuck: (updating his Facebook status) "Here's looking at you, kid." There, another classic down.
An intern bursts into the room carrying a tray with Soylent Green.
Intern: Lunch is served, and guess what? Soylent Green is people!
Zuck: (doing the Macarena while taking the tray) Ah, Soylent! One, Maca-two, Maca-three, Macarena!
The scene transitions to a board meeting. The atmosphere is tense.
Board Member: We need answers, Mark. How are you dealing with the new competition?
Zuck: (slams hand on the table) You can't handle the truth!
The camera pans to Zuckerberg's screensaver, showing a GIF of Dory from Finding Nemo with the words "Just Keep Swimming."
Zuck: (excited, talking to Sheryl) Let's do something epic. Follow me!
They both rush to the rooftop of Facebook HQ. Zuck climbs onto the ledge.
Zuck: I'm King of the World!
Cut to Zuckerberg's office, where his computer screen displays an outage message.
Zuck: (grabs an old-school telephone) Houston, we have a problem.
Camera focuses on Zuckerberg's screen, suggesting witty replies for user comments.
Zuck: "As If!" Haha, I knew keeping up with '90s lingo would pay off someday.
He switches to a new Facebook quiz tab.
Zuck: "A Census Taker Once Tried to Test Me." Haha, let's add a little Hannibal to our quizzes, shall we?
Zuck and Sheryl look at a testing page for a new algorithm.
Zuck: (grinning) I see dead people. A little Sixth Sense for our Sixth update this year?
Scene Ends
Camera fades out on Zuckerberg looking pleased, scrolling through a Facebook feed filled with memes, ads, and a mysterious sense of world domination. All while Baby Yoda watches approvingly.
Fade to black.