INT. MARIUPOL CAFE - LOS ANGELES - DAY
The café is buzzing with people tapping away at laptops and sipping on artisanal coffees. A news report plays on the TV, hyping the upcoming "Thrilla in Silicon Villa" between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk.
WAITER
(points at the TV)
You believe this, man? Zuckerberg and Musk going at it?
WAITRESS
Only in America.
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A corner booth where MARGOT ROBBIE sits. She’s in the middle of an Instagram Live session, phone propped up against a salt shaker. She picks up a coffee cup conspicuously branded with a Facebook logo.
MARGOT ROBBIE
(speaking into her phone)
Alright, guys. I've been thinking about it long and hard, and I've made my choice. Drumroll, please...
(She mimics a drumroll on the table)
I'm going Team Zuck!
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A nearby table where two ASPIRING ACTORS, JEN and MIKE, overhear Margot’s announcement.
JEN
(stunned)
Did she just say Team Zuck?
MIKE
(confused)
But Elon has flamethrowers! And... and he's going to Mars!
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MARGOT ROBBIE’s booth.
MARGOT ROBBIE
(sips her coffee)
No tea, just facts. Mark’s got the Oculus, people. Virtual reality? That's Hollywood’s next playground!
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ELON MUSK, sitting in his SpaceX office, watching Margot's Instagram Live on his futuristic hologram screen.
ELON MUSK
(irritated)
Virtual reality, huh? Let's see if that helps when you're on a one-way ticket to Mars.
(He angrily types a tweet: “Margot’s great, but does she have a ticket to Mars? #SpaceX > #Facebook”)
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MARGOT ROBBIE’s booth.
MARGOT ROBBIE
(checking her phone)
Oh, Elon just tweeted. Hmm... No ticket to Mars yet, but at least I've got my head out of the clouds.
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MARK ZUCKERBERG, in his Facebook office, updating his Facebook relationship status to: "It’s complicated with Margot Robbie.” He grins.
MARK ZUCKERBERG
(to himself)
The algorithm has spoken.
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MARGOT ROBBIE’s booth. She signs off her Instagram Live.
MARGOT ROBBIE
(cheeky smile)
Alright, everyone. May the best algorithm—or rocket—win!
(She ends her live video and finally takes a relaxing sip of her Facebook-branded coffee.)