Brad Pitt

Scene: A swanky Hollywood party. Brad Pitt is surrounded by other celebrities, sipping champagne and making small talk. Suddenly, his phone buzzes with a Twitter notification.

Brad Pitt: (checking his phone and chuckling) Well, would you look at that.

George Clooney: What’s got you grinning like a Cheshire cat? Angelina agreed to let you keep the French chateau?

Brad Pitt: (laughs) No, it's better. Elon just tweeted that he's got Grimes and SpaceX on his side for the big cage fight against Zuckerberg.

Jennifer Aniston: Oh, are we still pretending that's a thing? It's the most ridiculous media circus since... well, since our divorce.

Brad Pitt: (pausing for a moment) Speak for yourself. I've just tweeted that I'm #TeamZuckerberg.

A hushed silence falls over the crowd. All eyes turn to Brad.

Meryl Streep: (raising an eyebrow) You did what now?

Brad Pitt: Yeah, I took a side. Come on, it's all in good fun!

Tom Cruise: Good fun? Brad, do you know what you've done? This is more divisive than when I jumped on Oprah’s couch!

Brad's phone buzzes again. He checks it and laughs.

Brad Pitt: Ah, Ellen just tweeted a mock-up of me and Zuckerberg as buddy cops. I love this planet.

Leonardo DiCaprio: (looking serious) Brad, don't underestimate the power of your endorsement. You might have just tilted the entire celebrity-tech universe.

Brad Pitt: Ah, it'll blow over by next week.

Brad’s phone buzzes again. He opens it and suddenly his expression changes.

Brad Pitt: (looking stunned) Holy... Zuckerberg just DM’d me. He wants to meet.

Jennifer Aniston: (grinning) Ah, the plot thickens.

George Clooney: Well, Brad, looks like you’re in the big leagues now. Silicon Valley big.

Brad Pitt: (puts down his champagne) Maybe this cage fight just turned into a blockbuster event. And maybe, just maybe, I'm about to get a lifetime supply of Oculus headsets.

Everyone laughs. Brad raises his glass.

Brad Pitt: To Team Zuckerberg!

Everyone: To Team Zuckerberg!

The celebrities clink their glasses together, unaware of the social media storm that's about to unfold.

Fade to black.