Luka Dončić and Saoirse Ronan

A Cage Fight, Glittering Stars, and Zombies: An Evening with Luka Dončić and Saoirse Ronan

EXT: MINUTE MAID PARK -- Limo Drop-Off and TMZ Encounter

Luka Dončić: A Slam Dunk Fashion Statement

The Slovenian basketball sensation, Luka Dončić, steps out of the limo in a casual but elegant Dolce & Gabbana suit, complete with designer sneakers that say, "I might dunk on you, but I'll look good doing it."

Saoirse Ronan: From Lady Bird to Lady Bling

Next to him is Saoirse Ronan, dressed in a daring Gucci ensemble that's equal parts Hollywood glamour and rock-star edge. Let's just say if Lady Bird designed clothes, they'd look like this.

TMZ Reporter: "Luka, Saoirse! What brings you to the Zuckerberg vs. Musk cage fight?"

Luka: "Well, I've always wanted to see two tech giants act like they're in a software update battle, but in a cage."

Saoirse: "And I'm here for the memes. I mean, can you imagine the GIFs we're getting out of this?"

INT: MINUTE MAID PARK -- During the Fight

As Zuckerberg lands a surprising uppercut and Musk counters with a Tesla-coil jolt (it's a cage fight, anything goes), our stars are in a frenzy of commentary.

Saoirse: "Ooo, that's gonna leave more than a poke. Maybe Zuck should mark himself 'safe' on Facebook."

Luka: "Musk is like me in the 4th quarter, unpredictable but electrifying. Did he just Tesla-jolt him?"

Saoirse: "I'm waiting for Elon to unveil the new SpaceX punch. One small step for tech moguls, one giant leap back for Zuckerberg."

INT: MINUTE MAID PARK --  Zombies in the Cheap Seats

The stadium roars. No, it's not for the tech titans in the cage; it's actual zombies in the upper deck.

Luka: "Is that a... zombie? Man, these fans are hardcore."

Saoirse: "Zombies in the cheap seats? They must be fans of MySpace and Vine. Back from the dead for a night out!"

Luka: "Should we be worried?"

Saoirse: "Worried? This just went from pay-per-view to a straight-up thriller! Michael Jackson would be proud."

As they watch zombies stumbling over spilled popcorn and empty beer cups, Luka takes out a basketball from nowhere.

Luka: "Watch this three-pointer. Zombies hate sports."

He aims, he shoots, and he scores—a zombie falls, taken down by a Spalding.

Saoirse: "And that, Luka, is how you make the all-dead team."

Luka: "High five?"

Saoirse: "How about a 'stay alive' instead?"

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What an evening, folks. You can't make this stuff up. Well, actually, we just did.