'Sup! Who ordered the keg and the six-pack of AWESOME?! 'Cuz the PARTY is fuckin' HERE, bitches!
Setting: Neo-Tokyo
Chosen Place: Anywhere and everywhere, even other God's dimensions and places of power. Wherever there is something Awesome, wherever there is a Party going on, Tordek can be there.
Domains: Battle, Brew, and Bitches. Also Valor, War, and Bitches.
Allied: Keagro, Kordite, Bacchus, just about any god who digs a good party or doesn't mind when Tordekian Ravers plunge into their Heaven
High Priest: Chao (Daddy Chao if you must, NEVER "Father Chao.")
Unlocked by: see below.
No official shrine, no official church. To worship Tordek, you must:
Wear a toga
Carry and watch college party DVD's
Start a kegger
Bang bitches
Drink brew
Start or attend a Tordekian Rave Party
USE CONDOMS! ALL ZE TIEM!
Official music of Tordek is ZZTop.
The avatar of Tordek is Chuck Norris.
The prophets of Tordek is Jay and Silent Bob.
The Five Horsemen of Tordek is the entire band of GWAR.
Faith Points - Event
Note: unless noted otherwise, NONE of the so-called magical abilities of Tordekians are actually magical in nature. Please keep this in mind.
1 - Alignment officially changes to "Chaotic Awesome," the ability to utilize Tordek in Finishing Moves, Summons, Supers, and Arcana.
10 - Item: Tordek's Bracers
With each bitch done, the bracers can give you a cumulative power boost…but must be regenerated by doing more bitches, and not the same ones either. This ensures that you are A) constantly doing bitches and B) ain't relying on Tordek's bracers all the goddamned time.
50 - Enrage babies
Taunt that "Interrupts" Magic Users, causes them to Berserk.
Note: at first it's only 1/day, but at 300 favor points it grows to 2/day, then at 700 3/day, and finally at 1000 favor points it grows to a whopping 5/day
100 - Shawty
Permanent increase of Charisma to 30
150 - Awesome Blooded
Once acquired user gains "Speak Dorf" and "Dorf Blood," and all Dorf abilities except for negatives to Cha. Also, you can take any kind of blood transfusion from any blood type, and any who take blood from you must roll against a will save of 20 or be slowly transformed to Awesome Blooded as well, which also comes with an instant favor point Tordek 1. Becoming Awesome Blooded is considered an at-will ability that can be done at any point in time, and in combat takes up one action. Only those of Awesome alignment can become Awesome Blooded, though anyone who gains Awesome Blooded are immediately forced into Awesome Alignment, losing all previous alignment-based bonuses.
200 - Toga of Tordek
Permanent passive spell: Mage Armor, Regen 10/round
300 - PARTY!
Forces all who fails Will Save DC30 to party randomly, immediately starts a Tordekian Rave Party sequence. Can do this as many times per day per 100 faith points, up to a maximum of 10 times a day)
Note: The only place Tordekians show restraint is in using this due to social constraints and, usually, whatever version of the Pact of Pantheons happens to be local.
500 - Penis of Tordek
At will "gender swap" at any point in time as a free action.
700 - Tordek, Scion of Tordek
Explosive ability added to successful grapple (dealing Favored Weapon damage per successful grapple technique employed, including beginning grapple), all attacks count as touch attacks and count as initiated grapple if user so desires on any viable target (including some non-viable targets at GM's discretion), so long as the target has less Elan than the user.
1000 - NERRRRD!
Aura of anti-magic that effects all magic effects up to (Spellcraft score) feet in range. Can be disabled at will, otherwise it completely negates all magic, good or bad, currently active, and the space affected by this lasts until the end of day. Can be used once per day.