I am Jacob P. Galvataron and if you niggaz don't shut the fuck up I will absolutely, positively kill every single motherfucker in this room for no raisin!
Setting: Neo-Tokyo
Chosen Place: www.starchong.org
Domains: Internets, Tech, Geek Culture
Alliance: Shinto
High Priest: Robosus
Chosen Prophets: My Way Entertainment
Unlocked by: surfing the Internets, "accidentally" find his dumb ass and you do NOT activate virus defenses. Also surfing Starchong.org is a good way of finding him, or My Way Entertainment's website. (in-game, not IRL)
Extra requirement: Must be well-versed in 1337speek, HTML, or any other geek-related languages.
Faith Points - Event
1 - the ability to use JPG in whatever the fuck you want
10 - Tourette's Interrupt
Can interrupt any spell or melee attack by cursing loudly and obnoxiously 1/day
50 - HACK THE PLANET
Can take 20 on all hacking abilities, internets or not. Note: must watch Hackers at least five times in a row (in-game, not IRL) before you can do this.
100 - Viral Videos
Can show target a Viral Video to stun them for 1 round, can be done 3/day. Requires a smartphone or some other device that can display video and audio.
150 - RIDIN' SPINNAZ!
Optimus Rhymes shows up and pimps your ride, so long as you own a vehicle (compact car or heavier). Happens once immediately upon achieving this amount of Faith Points. In addition, your vehicle can transform into a pimped-out robot that you can ride in, however it can transform only 1/day) (counts as a Big Robot of 10th level, and must be created once Ridin' Spinnaz has been acquired)
200 - BLAST A FOOL
JPG appears and transforms into a laser rifle, usable only by the summoner: +5 to your attack roll, 1d10+5 damage per action, crit x4, and can strike creatures up to 100 feet away. If target is at least 10 feet away he does 2d20+10 damage per action instead. This can happen 1/day, the summoning is a free action. He leaves at the end of combat.
300 - sites.google.com/neotokyorp
Upon checking the internets, can learn of at least one thing per day this way. Has the same effects as a Divination spell.
500 - AOL 1.0
You gain a copy of AOL 1.0, and access to the world of the Ultranets for free. Get ready to view god-level smut and receive awesome e-mails that may or may not help you! Can also talk to the dead through this as well.
700 - Summon Robosus
Robosus appears and kills absolutely positively every motherfucker in the room. Damages up to 1d10 targets for up to 5d20 damage. 50% chance it also attacks allies and user.
1000 - ALIMONEEEEEEH!
JPG himself appears and rocks the fuck out. If Tordek appears (50% chance, rolled by GM), then the party survives. If he does not, then JPG kills absolutely everyone and turns them into viruses that can be collected by the user. Upon using this ability, every person within a 100 foot radius MUST roll percentile dice. Anything lower than 50% will be killed immediately.