Jade: I think we should make a national competition for ninja paintings.
Gary: I'm maturer.
Hope: Bill Clinton is hot.
Alexis: I eat, sleep, and breathe cats.
Abby: This is my last handful of chips.
Gary: Brothers of the rainbow. That could be a gay bar name.
Delaney: If I hit a star, I'd hit it like a glass door.
Jade: Beef jerky is the meat of the gods.
Liz: I went to McDonald's four times in one night.
Gary: We have lots of great writers here this year, and Abby.
Hallie: Cow husk? That's a good name for a band.
Hope: I want to be a ripped frog.
Jade: Gary Dop doo doo doo doo doo doo
Alexis: Have you ever heard a duck be strangled?
Gary: There's no gerbil in this graduation speech.
Sara: I blame my Scandinavian heritage.
Delaney: I say a lot of stupid stuff, you just haven't written it down.
Gary: What's your favorite color?
McCartney: Green. Wait, I don't even like green. I just felt pressured.
Shelby: I wonder what it would feel like to only stand on two legs.
Liz: Do you like my paw patrol cape?
Jade: When I was little I thought the freckles on my hands were gravy and I tried to wash them off.
Hallie: Fine, don't listen to the teen mom.
Abby: (while discussing the movie A Quiet Place) It's really a movie that's fun for the whole family, without the murderous monsters.
Alexis: My mom has taken a bath in a toilet.
Hope: A tangerine is an animal, right? Like a little monkey?
Delaney: I'm going to make a little buffet on my stomach.