Maddie: I don’t say funny things!
Jade: (On how to get good quotes) Just talk until someone wants to punch you in the face. That’s how I do it.
Cora: (to Gary) You have the personality of someone who wears suspenders.
Gary: I like to drink fish pee.
Jade: I have baby everything, except for spirit!
Liv: (About Hacky Sack) Live by the sack.
Anna: Have you ever heard the most beautiful word in the English language?
Cora: Is it my name?
Cora: (To Olivia) I just realized I’ve seen your boyfriend without pants on, and that’s really weird.
Jade: I’ll speak through interpretive dance!
Abby W: I don’t shake hands with second Garys.
Liv: My turban is lit!
Gary: One day, I found a bird...and I snapped its neck.
Jade: Sometimes I fantasize about being a golden retriever in an upper class family.
Sara: Be careful, or a hot date can turn into a due date.
Anna: Don’t eat Twin Bings. They’ll make you want to leave your family.
Evy: I just got a phone call from Ohio.
Jasmin: Ask them if they have potatoes.
Jade: The cops saw my brother on the toilet once.
Gary: I hope your day is 11:42.
Abby W: (about uses for a horse) You can braid its tail hair!
Jade: Who’s good at breaking lines?
Jasmin: I’m good at breaking faces!
Abby C: Is vanilla boring?
Gary: (To Cora) I’m going to make you move into the fridge.
Liv: Hey, Tessa, I didn’t know you broke hearts for a living.
Olivia: I had a dream that I was pregnant with a hamster.
Jade: I’m a hoarder in training.
Gary: Yay! 21st century!
Sara: Wait, this isn’t the sixteenth century?
Liv: (to Evy) I just realized I’m dancing in your personal space.
Ashton (from Logic): I’m not cutting off my arms for minimum wage!
Anna: I’m going to cut off your leg.
Abby W: For minimum wage?
Anna: I suppose.
Jade: We can fill those ice cube trays with the blood of our enemies.
Gary: Snapchat that.
Liv: How do people find celebrities in grocery stores? I can’t even find my parents.
Jade: The fact that you’re eating something artificially grape next to me makes me want to punch you in the face.
Liv: Now I have to think about people. Gross.
Evy: I’m trying to words, and it’s not working.
Gary: Go sit in the corner.
Jade: It’s like my childhood all over again!
Anna: Let's take a moment of silence for the bottom 5.
(After Abby and Abby both respond to their name)
Olivia: I do that too when people say Liv.
Tessa: I even do that when people say Liv, and my name’s not even Liv.
Jade: I wanted to die when I’m forty by falling into a stampede of ostriches, but I think that’s too violent.
Abby W: Did Jade really just say that something is too violent?
Sara: The voices in my head are hilarious. I just forget that you all can’t hear them.