Quotes 2017

Class Quote: Write a poem about it.

Biz Markie: You got what I need. 

Gary: (After being notified of fire alarm testing) This would be the perfect time to burn down the building.

Jade: Monks are God’s janitors.

Jenessa: Can I start even though I lost it?

Sara: (while pointing at eyes) What do you call these? Your eyeholes?

Gary: I call them my eyes.

Sara: No. Just imagine if your eyes weren’t there.

Abby W.: Is grey dark white or light black?

Evy: I picked you. XOXO -Death.

Jade: Gnome-body cares.

Liv: We are goodly written.

Evy: I don’t know if my nonfiction counts as nonfiction because I made it all up.

Gary: There are a lot of things about me that are very pretty.

Abby C.: (to Jenessa) I think you’re too short!

Gary: (to Hallie about her baby, Adeline) Well done.

Zoey: I’ve rambled on for about 6 pages now. I should probably find a point.

Gary:  I’m an attention black hole.

Jade: (to Gary) The haircut and the messenger bag make you look like a midlife crisis.

Gary: Everyday is fine if you look through a fine lens.

Sara: I own America and so do you! (points at Gary)

Evy: You know you’re in creative writing when you’re all standing in the back of a pickup next to a cemetery.

Gary: At 11:42.

Sara: This looks creepy. We got out of a van with a forty year old man in a gas station in Bertrand.

Zoey: 4 lines: a couplet but twice.

Sara: (standing in front of crowd to read her poem) This means a lot to me and I just really want you all to be supportive. (starts reading poem) “Toast, Slice, Butter…”

Gary: (Liv points nose at Hope) Is that pointing?

Liv: Yeah, with my nose. She knows.

Tessa: Remove your hand from my leg before I remove your head.

Gary: (As he leaves room) When I return I will still be wearing shoes.

Liv: sapnu puas

Sara: When technology fails you, get a pigeon.

Jade: I’m a competitive milk chugger.

Gary: There’s a chapter in her book called Crappy First Drafts.

Sara: So it’s about your poetry?

Zoey: Death needs to be able to come off my wrist.

Jade: I have jalepeno up my nose.

Evy: Well, I guess I could kill somebody…

Hope: That’s not pervy; that’s drugs.

Zoey: Can you have any confidence as a writer?

Evy: If you do, you’re not doing it right.

Liv: Put some daddy issues in there.

Gary: (Zoey gets up to write a quote on the board) Where are you going?

Zoey: To write myself down.

Abby W.: My foot forgot how to be a foot.

Maddie: Anybody want to read a pig story?

Evy: I’m making myself emo over here.

Abby W.: I want to friend punch a lot of people.

Sara: That sounds like French punch.

Liv: I think that’s more of a mouth thing.

Evy: I’ll French punch you with my tongue.

Jade: Fight Club.

Avery: Is this one of those pens that when you squish it the eyes pop out? (squishes Sara’s pen) Oh, yeah.

Gary: The past tense of squint is annoying. Squinted.

Jade: Squont.

Abby W.: Squant.

Sara: (class standing in Abby W.’s pickup outside a flower shop) The things we do for 11:42.

Jade: (to Gary) You have a pity laugh.

Gary: All my laughs are pity laughs. (he laughs)

Liv: Did you just pity laugh for yourself?

Hope: I want to go hunting for a man!

Gary: These quotes are crap.