Quotes

Isaac Haack - "we are Wilson Shakespeare"


Steel Marks - “Buried Child? i did that once”


Tyler Jacobs - “that is the shape of Ohio, in case anyone forgot what it looked like”


Kylie Burken - “he’s just a happy little guy”


Jessie Bronson - “the kids crawl through the puddle of blood, licking their hands as they went through”


Jessie Bronson - “your depressed”


Tyler Jacobs- “2016 scary”


Tyler Jacobs on addictions - "it takes three to know if you like something"

Isaac Haack - "this is how addictions start"


Steel Marks - "if a future version of yourself doesn’t come to stop you, how bad of an idea can it be"


Tyler Jacobs - "yeah, yeahyeahyeah"


Anica Scheele - "If you guys start laughing I’ll start laughing and it’s not going to be funny"


Alizabeth McDermott - "If we are going to break some of the rules, we have to break all of them"


Alizabeth McDermott - "Peer Pressure lets goooo"


Tyler Jacobs - “Pedro Pascal? The internet’s daddy?” 

Anica Scheele - “that’s my daddy”


Tyler Jacobs- “Are you Yellow?”


Tyler Jacobs - “ones a little grittier and the other’s pixar”


Allison Boettcher - “Emily’s just annoying I’d take her too”


Tyler Jacobs - “do you pull the head or the butt”


Darbie Defreeze - “hit-man janitor, taking out the trash”


Tyler Jacobs - “Damn you guys are savage”


Tyler Jacobs on being arrested - “Whoo, Whoo”


Kylie Burken - “How do you stalk somebody?”


Tyler Jacobs - “Why waste your own money, when you can waste someone else's.”


Isaac Haack - “Ok, lets do this, T, H, R, E, A, T, S, YES we did it!”


Ben Popple - “Don’t let this man get to the flintstone gummies!!!”


Tyler Jacobs - “Don’t commit sin”

Steel Marks - “The only sin that’s been committed is liking carrot cake”

Tyler Jacobs - “THE ONLY SIN IS NOT LIKING IT”


Maxine Fickenscher - “Doyle is a child of divorce”


Tyler Jacobs - “Live with a yes in your heart”


Tyler Jacobs - “Sometimes writing is quirky little processes”


Jessie Bronson - “I have to write a poem about horseys”


Tyler Jacobs - “OMG guess what.”

Everyone - “What?”

Tyler Jacobs - “Chicken butt”


Tyler Jacobs - “Oh my god doorbell”

Isaac Haack- “Why did that sound like Pedro Pascal?”


Anica Scheele - “I’m a hula gurl with a burrito”


Maxine Fickenscher - “Surprise shotty!!!”


Steel Marks - “You just walked into my fist”

Anica Scheele - “Yeah I kind of did”


Anica Scheele - “My grandpa sits and smokes”


Kylie Burkens - “I think the worst medical state i’ve ever been in was when I was born”


Tyler Jacobs - “The ‘bad’ can never be bad because it’s taking you to something better”


Allison Boettcher - “If I die I die”


Isaac Haack - “Mm, Mm, mm, mm, I Love it”


Kylie Burkens - “Only in Iowa”


Allison Boettcher - “Our old math teacher went to school with nuns and they taught him how to curbstomp

Isaac Haack - “Then he taught us”


Tyler Jacobs - “Let me open my lady gaga playlist, I call it Gaga Queeeeen”


Steel Marks - “I know I’m a leprechaun, you don’t have to rub it in”


Alizabeth McDermott- "John Mulaney is literally the king"


Isaac Haack - “I hear voices, but I don’t know if they’re there”


Isaac Haack - “Now, don’t be quirky”