Quotes
Isaac Haack - "we are Wilson Shakespeare"
Steel Marks - “Buried Child? i did that once”
Tyler Jacobs - “that is the shape of Ohio, in case anyone forgot what it looked like”
Kylie Burken - “he’s just a happy little guy”
Jessie Bronson - “the kids crawl through the puddle of blood, licking their hands as they went through”
Jessie Bronson - “your depressed”
Tyler Jacobs- “2016 scary”
Tyler Jacobs on addictions - "it takes three to know if you like something"
Isaac Haack - "this is how addictions start"
Steel Marks - "if a future version of yourself doesn’t come to stop you, how bad of an idea can it be"
Tyler Jacobs - "yeah, yeahyeahyeah"
Anica Scheele - "If you guys start laughing I’ll start laughing and it’s not going to be funny"
Alizabeth McDermott - "If we are going to break some of the rules, we have to break all of them"
Alizabeth McDermott - "Peer Pressure lets goooo"
Tyler Jacobs - “Pedro Pascal? The internet’s daddy?”
Anica Scheele - “that’s my daddy”
Tyler Jacobs- “Are you Yellow?”
Tyler Jacobs - “ones a little grittier and the other’s pixar”
Allison Boettcher - “Emily’s just annoying I’d take her too”
Tyler Jacobs - “do you pull the head or the butt”
Darbie Defreeze - “hit-man janitor, taking out the trash”
Tyler Jacobs - “Damn you guys are savage”
Tyler Jacobs on being arrested - “Whoo, Whoo”
Kylie Burken - “How do you stalk somebody?”
Tyler Jacobs - “Why waste your own money, when you can waste someone else's.”
Isaac Haack - “Ok, lets do this, T, H, R, E, A, T, S, YES we did it!”
Ben Popple - “Don’t let this man get to the flintstone gummies!!!”
Tyler Jacobs - “Don’t commit sin”
Steel Marks - “The only sin that’s been committed is liking carrot cake”
Tyler Jacobs - “THE ONLY SIN IS NOT LIKING IT”
Maxine Fickenscher - “Doyle is a child of divorce”
Tyler Jacobs - “Live with a yes in your heart”
Tyler Jacobs - “Sometimes writing is quirky little processes”
Jessie Bronson - “I have to write a poem about horseys”
Tyler Jacobs - “OMG guess what.”
Everyone - “What?”
Tyler Jacobs - “Chicken butt”
Tyler Jacobs - “Oh my god doorbell”
Isaac Haack- “Why did that sound like Pedro Pascal?”
Anica Scheele - “I’m a hula gurl with a burrito”
Maxine Fickenscher - “Surprise shotty!!!”
Steel Marks - “You just walked into my fist”
Anica Scheele - “Yeah I kind of did”
Anica Scheele - “My grandpa sits and smokes”
Kylie Burkens - “I think the worst medical state i’ve ever been in was when I was born”
Tyler Jacobs - “The ‘bad’ can never be bad because it’s taking you to something better”
Allison Boettcher - “If I die I die”
Isaac Haack - “Mm, Mm, mm, mm, I Love it”
Kylie Burkens - “Only in Iowa”
Allison Boettcher - “Our old math teacher went to school with nuns and they taught him how to curbstomp
Isaac Haack - “Then he taught us”
Tyler Jacobs - “Let me open my lady gaga playlist, I call it Gaga Queeeeen”
Steel Marks - “I know I’m a leprechaun, you don’t have to rub it in”
Alizabeth McDermott- "John Mulaney is literally the king"
Isaac Haack - “I hear voices, but I don’t know if they’re there”
Isaac Haack - “Now, don’t be quirky”