Throughout the two weeks the creative writing class says an assortment of crazy things! Every year we assign a historian to write down the best of them.
Historians: Aspyn Chapin and Alizabeth McDermott
Creative Writing Quotes '25
*everyone overhears the Math class saying something about someone's head getting chopped off*
Alizabeth: “I miss the Comp Sci class.”
Aspyn: “I don’t! One of them hissed at me last year!”
Alizabeth: “Exactly. They were quiet. Quiet and feral.”
Darbie: “Feral’s not a bad thing.”
Cosmo: “Do you like Greek Mythology?”
Aspyn: “Yeah! Way better than that Roman Mythology crap.”
Alizabeth: “Whoa, what!”
Aspyn: “I’m kidding! I’m kidding!”
Alizabeth: “It’s really echoey in here now that all the stuff is gone.”
Aspyn: “Yeah. It’s weird how that happens with rooms.”
Darbie: “It’s kind of depressing… and fulfilling.”
Alizabeth: “Hashtag: Bring Back Bullying.”
Claire: “Hashtag: BBB”
*everyone talking about how to make a secure password*
Samantha: “There’s this website that can tell you how secure your password is. But I’m afraid that a hacker will hack into the website and get everyone’s password.”
Claire: *showing everyone her laptop screen that has that exact website* Guys, I’m using that website now.”
Tyler: “Trash is gross.”
Tyler: “Where are you going in the fall?’
Claire: “Omaha”
Tyler: “ONU?”
Darbie: “Where’d you get the stabs from?” *clicks scissors*
Tynlie: *raises hand*
Tyler: “Yeah?”
Tynlie: “I hate to be pushy, but can we go to break?”
Tynlie: *dancing her heart out*
Hallie: “I can see why you quit dance.”
Tynlie: *telling a story* “I was walking my dog by a children’s playground and—”
Hallie: “Of course you are walking past a children’s playground.”.”
Tyler: “Shappell Roan…”
Aspyn: *Does a TikTok dance*
Tynlie: “That is Hashtag cringe.”
Tynlie: “Suppress your kindness. Kindness is your weakness.”
Hallie: “If I’m alive by the end of the day, I don’t care.”
Tyler: “Writers, assemble.”
Aspyn: “Autobots, roll out.”
Tyler: *shows a photo of his toddler*
Aspyn: “I am in love. I am in love. I am going to steal your child.”
Darbie: *messing with a ladybug*
Alizabeth: “Name it.”
Darbie: “Gerald.”
Tynlie: “Now kill it.”
Aspyn: *looking at pictures of chameleons*
Tynlie: “That’s Tyler.”
Aspyn: “What?”
Tynlie: “What?”
Tynlie: “I’m literally dressed like a white girl.”
Cosmo: “I’m dressed like an emo boy.”
Aspyn: *in her wendigo onesie* “I’m dressed like a man-eating cryptid.”
Alizabeth: “I think I’m cute…”
Aspyn: “Look at you, being an adult.”
Tynlie: “Die.”
Samantha: “I have the best ‘Here me out.’”
Tynlie: “The Pythagorean Theorem.”
Tynlie: “Okay, hear me out, Chase from Paw Patrol.”
*dead silence*
Tynlie: “Is that bad?”
Tyler: “Just so you know, there are like, 20 police officers in the building right now doing taser training.”
Tynlie: *goes to shut the door* “My dad got tased once.” *her dad is a cop*
*talking about liking small towns*
Aspyn: “I actually hate small towns.”
Tynlie: “I hate you.”
Alizabeth: “I’m just going to start clicking enter everywhere… mass chaos.”
Tyler: *quoting a meme about sharks* “#1: Hey, what is it again that we’re supposed to smell?
#2: Blood.
#1: Not toast?
#2: No.
#1: Eugen, I think I’m having a stroke.”
*everyone quotes it for the next week…*
Samantha: “You wake up to find a rubber duck sitting next to you. What does it look like? What does it say?”
Hallie: “That sounds like my sleep paralysis demon.”
Tynlie: “They have beaks…”
Hallie: “THEY’RE CALLED BILLS”
Hallie: “Omg, pickle socks”
Aspyn: “They were probably practicing.”
Alizabeth: “Who has to practice the Happy Birthday Song?!”
Tynlie: “I don’t have opinions!”
Samantha: “YOU don’t have opinions??????”
Tynlie: *flexing her leg muscles* “Oh my god! I’m buff!”
Aspyn: “The Best type of people are those that have a God complex but also hate themselves at the same time."
Alizabeth: “Isn't that just depression?”
Aspyn: *plays Rasputin*
Alizabeth: "Claire, it's the song of your people!”
Tynlie: “I’ve seen Samantha’s toes.”
Tynlie: “You know what else is massive… the low-taper fade.”
Tynlie: “Do you think bald people in the 1800s greased their foreheads?”
Aspyn: “I would do anything for Hersey’s dark chocolate!”
Tyler: “Random adults can’t just enter schools in 2025.”
Alizabeth: “You’re here.”
Tynlie: “I’m going to start without Hallie. She’s not relevant anymore.”
Darbie: “Are the people who wrote this high?!”
Tynlie: “I love cheese so much. I will physically die without it.”
Aspyn: “Come, my child soldiers.”
Hallie: “I think that’s illegal.”
Alizabeth: “Not in all countries…”
Tyler: *singing in an emo voice* “Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you!”
Aspyn: “One: You do NOT get to sing it like that! Two: That song is a slow, LOVE song!”
Aspyn: *looking at her Mothman plushie* “Can you believe this crap, Mothman?”
Tyler: *turning on the lights and blinding everyone*
Everyone: “What the heck?”
Tyler: “I shine bright.”
Tynlie: *burps loudly*
Tyler: *deadpan* "Good push."
Tynlie: *talking about Tyler* "Everybody gaslight him!"
Tynlie: "I feel obligated to tell you guys this. I just farted and it smells really bad."
Everyone: "Tynlie!"
Tynlie: *holding a notebook* "I'm going to throw this at your head. Kindly."