Would You Rather?
Would you rather
be stuck in an elevator with Kirk and Ivette
or go hiking with Alex and Andy
Would you rather
speak in front of the whole school
or sleep overnight in the study center
Would you rather
never eat off campus or
never leave class--except break
Would you rather
Would you rather be known for your intelligence or your good looks?
Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great grandchildren?
Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator?
Would you rather put a stop to war or end world hunger?
Would you rather read an awesome book or watch a good movie?
Would you rather win the lottery or live twice as long?
Would you rather have more time or more money?
Would you rather live in Antarctica or the Sahara Dessert?
Would you rather be 4’5” or 7’7”?
Would you rather be poor and work at a job you love, or rich and work at a job you hate?
If you had to give up one thing for the rest of your life, would it be brushing your hair or brushing your teeth?
Would you rather eat pizza or ice cream as the only food for eternity?
Would you rather mentally or physically never age?
Would you rather eat a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of salt?
Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout everything?
Would you rather have an arranged marriage or spend the rest of your life single?
Would you rather wear ski boots for the rest of your life OR sweat cheese for the rest of your life? You pick the type of cheese.
Would you rather wear a snow suit in Africa or a swimsuit in Antarctica?
Would you rather have the ability to change the past OR be able to see into the future?
Would you rather have to sneeze and never be able to OR have hiccups that never go away?
Would you rather have a unibrow that you cannot pluck OR have a green booger hanging from your nose for the rest of your life?
Would you rather smell like poop and not be able to smell it OR constantly smell poop that no one else can smell?
Would you rather eat roadkill for the rest of your life OR listen to Rebecca Black sing “Friday” on repeat for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be itchy for the rest of your life OR sticky for the rest of your life?
Would you rather smell like eggs when you burp OR have a green cloud appear every time you fart.
Would you rather be really hairy and not be able to shave OR completely bald?
Would you rather have a third eye OR a third arm?
Would you rather be poor and have a job you love OR be rich and have a job you hate?
Would you rather end world hunger OR hatred?
Would you rather eat poison ivy OR a handful of bumblebees?
Would you rather have Taylor Swift OR Kanye West be the next president of the United States?