Bow'Teef Shop

"U WOT M8?" ~ Gaboon

Trigger warning: This was organized by goblins. We are not sorry (but the goblins will be later).

All mesh items are Yes-Mod, Yes-Transfer, No-Copy. Some items in the store are notecards and some are RP only items.

The Meatbeatles

The Meatbeatles are Sincadere's NUMBER ONE Goblin Boy Band.... though members of the band are not necessarily boys or goblins. It is a vicious and hurtful rumour that none of the Meatbeatles actually sing and simply lip-sync.

To date the Meatbeatles have released many albums and they show no sign of stopping, much to the dismay of Sincadere's population.

The story is that former King Tyr demanded the creation of the band in exchange for a mis-delivered Meatgrindah card. The wayward card was meant for Vaeros of the Cabbala and wound up in Tyr's custody. As Vaeros has a reputation among goblins as a slayer... well... it was dire circumstances.

As everyone knows, when motivated by fear of death, goblins can be incredibly industrious.

All Meatbeatle songs are considered "ear worms" in that they easily get stuck in your head. If you find yourself humming or singing one, make sure to send the notecard to everyone within earshot so they potentionally get the song stuck in their head too!

A parchment style background featuring various dolls lined up in category, listing each, Tusks: Great and Glorious Gaboon, Fancy lady (mount), Brokil, Nimue, Nyris, Eryniel, Basic Golbin, Edd, Daudi, mick/rick (transformer), Caballa: Aigie, Vaeros ( mount/transformer), Dani, Ashka, Trinket, Helhiem: Buu, Tamina, Alynis, Ten, Rogmensh, J L E: Kurai, Rhatha, Adarvan, Tori, Tatsu. Paper reads Bogpatch Dolls: Avalible at all establishments of Mog!

Bogpatch Dolls

Each doll has good mog sewed into every stitch. There is no better way to show your good mog than by carrying around a Bogpatch doll! Except maybe carrying TWO dolls at the same time...

Each named doll is lovingly crafted by the finest goblins who were "willing" to take on the task of recreating the most notable figures across Sincadere into a small, cuddle-able form. Grab yours today!

Buy one for a friend! Or buy your enemies and enact your revenge safely!

Pictured on the card: An oiled up green orc with a purple top hat known as brokil riding a rearing white unicorn known as Nimue upon a stone arena. Text Reads: The black tusks' Meatgrindah Big Deal Brokil, Meatgrindah Dawn Champion October 20th, 2022 to November 20th , 2022 " the Count of freshness and clean, the proud proprietor of soaps and oils, Big Deal Brokil!"

Meatgrindah Cards

Have you caught the Meatgrindah: the Gathering craze that's been sweeping the nation? To participate you need your very own Meatgrindah cards. Don't forget to purchase an authentication certificate so your card isn't disqualified mid game!

A pipe like instrament coverd in tribal style art that is wrapped around a bone.

The Gozute

bBBWRRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

TWEEeeeeEEETTT!!!

FwwWRRRRRPPPPP!!!!

For only 25c!

A picure of al lthe Tusk Bog patch dolls lined up in row as fancy lady the chicken mount takes front stage of the the generic goblin dolly.

Beetle Babies

Are you lonely? Or hungry? Why not purchase your very own Beetle Baby*?

*Beetle Babies are not actually babies.

Beetle Babies from the black susks sign with a beetle head between beetle and babies

Totally Tasteful Literature

Enjoy select works by Sincadere's best authors, whether learning about Lyra and her unexpected visit from a Rent-a-Tusk delivery orc, or reading the latest adventure of King Myr and Archon Fani!

Salvation Packages

Do you have a soul? Do you know where it's going when you die? We do. Purchase a Salvation package and ensure your soul goes to the Good Place. Get a deal on family salvation.

Primal Masks etc

That one guy mask

Toy Hammah: Nope, it's not a mask... but it squeaks!

Other masks

And this mask

D'Orcs

Pronounced "dorks" these finely crafted dildos are live cast from actual orcs! See if you can figure out which D'orc belongs to which orc!

Brew Hat

Thirsty? Still need both your hands for... other things...? We got you covered! Glug-glug on the go-go.

Tablet of Mog

Need to knock someone out? When you're done reading the tablets of Mog you can use them as murder weapon!

Deliver Good Mog - One Bonk at a Time ™

Totally Tasteful Literature

Enjoy select works by Sincadere's best authors, whether learning about Lyra and her unexpected visit from a Rent-a-Tusk delivery orc, or reading the latest adventure of King Myr and Archon Fani!

Meat Beetles

Bred in three colors to serve as your pet or a tasty snack!

Gorgun's Flatulence

Buy your very own bubble of gas, the Gorgun's gas! Carry it around or, if the need arises, pop it and subject those around you to the Great and Glorious smell!

Replica Tusk Drum

Replica Tusk Horn

Skull Coast Mug

I visited the Skull Coast and all I got was this AMAZING MUG. Now you too can own one for yourself!

Other Tablets of Mog

Need to knock someone out? When you're done reading the tablets of Mog you can use them as murder weapon!

Deliver Good Mog - One Bonk at a Time ™

Have you seen this hamster?

We don't care if you find him, we're just curious if you have seen him.

In addition to all of the wonderful products found above, we also offer a wide assortment of special delicacies, including (but not limited to) Chicken Milk, Mushroom Wine, Mog Juice, Deep Fried Pixie Legs, Big Meat, Primal Drinks, Snagacinno, samples from The Pot and more!

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