Hash Trash - Trail 526

HbH3 Trail 526 4.7.2019

A lot of people showed up late for this trail, the new time still requires some adjustment, I suppose. No one really minded as the weather was perfect. 15 half minds showed up for a bhare trail, fully knowing what a bhare trail entails. We had two visitors to impress, Betty Cocker, and iAnal, and I don’t recall hearing any complaints. SWWAT (me) brought a virgin, Just Chris, who was consoled for having to put up with me, until all were assured that ...we were not dating. He isn’t sure if he is a virgin, he may have hashed before once years ago, but “it was not like this”. Runners had two beer checks, and we found both. Several of us were behind, and walkers ended up on runners as well, somehow. This was a true bhare shiggy trail, with some pretty good hills right in the beginning. The scenery was great, the beer was semi cold, the harriers were challenged. Just Chris, the virgin, chose to do runners, but walked it, and said it was a great workout. He regaled us with his embarrassing story at the second beer check, which consisted of swinging, growing not showing, and an unfortunate case of no grow stage fright. There were some checkbacks, and some intersections that were a mix of different kennel marks. Bhare asked what HbH3 used, and to his credit he did use the circle, but it wasn’t until about the 3rd of 4th check, if memory serves. Doc Strangelove and Flabs Not Abs started on walkers, and somehow ended up on runners. This was a live trail with only bhare haring, and it was well worth the big hills we started with. I was at the back of the pack too, so I didn’t witness much. Queerly received his 200 trail vessel, almost everyone got violated for blood on trail, and the visitors showed us a joke, gave us a body part, and wrote us a song.