Hash Trash - Trail 525

Some trash, from SWWAT. Imagine that....

So there we were, our second Hillbilly Hash after our resurrection…trail # 525. It was a gorgeous day, almost warm, which was good for our swim, I mean trail. A good number showed up, 21 besides the hares, French Toasted and SWWAT. Queerly brought a virgin, and Just Julie had some stories to tell. She told us something about showing one boob at a time, so keep that in mind for future checks, she might slow you down at a tit check, if ...you are waiting for both. We circled up and sent off the hares and pack was away a few minutes later.

Literally everyone fell on trail, this was some special kind of mud that was taking everyone out. There were several creek crossings, and recent rain had made for an energetic current. There was a wet/dry split, where one could choose their own adventure, a log crossing that was rife with impediments, or straight through water up to waist deep.

End circle began without beer, because walkers got back pretty quickly, it seems someone might have guessed at or ran ahead and wrecked Frenchie’s check back 21. Custer was on runner’s so was also thirsty by the time he got back for that beer he had locked in his car.

Foreskin Filly (Neigh) was FBI… she was the only female who did runners. Golly, I am green at this and I need to start taking notes, but does it really matter? We think Frosty was FRB, with Doc Cock right behind, but all the racists look alike. DFL was a crew – Taint ,Dr. Strangelove, Wack, Pyro, and Filly, but they were the ones that found the beer, so who are the losers now? Violations were had all around, and most of them were socials. Everyone who fell, everyone who got wet, everyone who missed beer check (that was actually everyone but a select few, the racist front runner’s missed it). The front runners even missed a special FRB beer that was left before the full beer check! Pyro got his 100 trails dog tag, he rooted around for that on Just Julie for a while as the crowd gave him hot- cold directions. He bobbed up and down between her upper and nether regions until we almost got uncomfortable. We think she might be crazy enough to come back, she did show up with Queerly after all.