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Hillbilly Trails #691-692: Hillbilly Presents DC Full Moon  

May's Trails are a celebration of Spring and the Flower Moon.

This is a hashrego.com event.  Look under HbH3.

Cost: $10.00.  Pay via paypal to jed.hillbilly.h3@gmail.com

Trail 691:

Date: Saturday, May 2, 2026 

Hare: Spank

The main trail will begin with a potluck dinner at 6:09 p.m. Hillbilly will provide burgers (meat and veggie). Hillbilly will also provide drinks for trail and circle. All of this for $10, which includes $1 to DC Full Moon and the rental of a porta potty.

On out will be after dinner, or at approximately 6:69 p.m. 

Trail 692:

Date: Sunday, May 3, 2026

Stay a while for Hillbilly's Mimosa Mile. All participants receive a patch.

Hares: Fuck and U2

11:69 PM - Show
12:15 PM - Mimosa Mile begins

Everything else is on your own. There is a river and a limited opportunity to shower. There will be no additional food or drinks provided. So bring what you need and hopefully something to share.

Directions (via Slime):
From WV Route 115 go South on Mission Road to a left turn to remain on Mission Rd (gravel portion) to a right turn on Christ Church Rd then a left turn on Patriots Way. Bare Bottom is the first home after the gate.
Electronically:
Final destination (but use an intermediate waypoint to avoid horribly maintained roads) is
1648 Patriots Way
Harper’s Ferry, WV
25425
The intermediate Waypoint is
Intersection of
Mission Rd & Christ Church Rd,
Harper’s Ferry, WV

Final destination on Google Maps:
“545W+636 Riverside, WV”
(Note the site of “Bare Bottom” is incorrectly placed in Apple and Google Maps, use the address instead)
Intermediate Waypoint on Google Maps:
“5564+HF6 Riverside, West Virginia”

As always: 

Don't come if you're sick. 

Get vaccinated (against mPox too)!

Consent is sexy - and Mandatory.