Sunday Family Humour 7th November Page 3

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

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12 of the finest

Thanks to Paul B.

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres

ever aired on British TV and radio:

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -

'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator -

'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -

'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -

'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator -

'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:

'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,

'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:

'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said:

'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports':

'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

'They seem cold out there.

They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:

'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

Cars we'll never see again

Thanks to Lee

1941 Chrysler Thunderbolt

1951 Buick Le Sabre

What would you give for this car now?

1951 Chrysler K310

1953 Buick Wildcat

1954 Buick Wildcat II

1954 Dodge Fire Arrow

1958 Lincoln Premiere

1955 Nash Rambler Cross Country Wagon

1956 Ford Sunliner

1959 Chevrolet Brook wood Station wagon

1959 Plymouth Fury

1958 Mercury Turnpike Cruiser

1951 Studebaker Champion

1971 Buick Rivera Boat tail

1958 Edsel Convertible

Back in the days when cars had style, and even with so many makes and models, all changing every year, they made a profit.

And, not only that But one could sit on the porch and name the cars as they drove by, unlike today, when they all look the same.

This is when a car was a car!

A Great Italian Beer Advert

Heaven or Earth

Thanks to Ray

who comments that the last picture has been Photoshopped - there is no star!

Cherry Blossoms Japan

Tundra

Autumn in Germany

Neuschwannstein, King Ludwig's Castle in Bavaria , Germany

Windmills of Holland

Beauty of Tibet

Disney Castle

Golden Maple Leaf

Edge of Glacier

Lavender Farm and Tree

Lavender Farm

The Scene of Eiffel Tower at Night

Blue Sea

Earthbound Rainbow

Mirror Lake

The Purple Romance

Breithorn Peak ( Switzerland )

The Moon and (photoshopped) Star on Earth

Molokini off Maui

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