Sunday Family Humour 28th June

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

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How do these people keep their jobs?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the

editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails;Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide!

They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma 's new construction program!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

Florida Power & Light crew putting in lines for an addition to the Orlando International Airport found the following in a culvert they were using...

The gator is/was 18' 2' long. The rattlesnake roundup totaled 87.

We thank Florida Power & Light for sharing these pictures.

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Canadian Billboards

READ BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO

This is a real video from a French documentary about Africa . It's in French, but you don't need to know what they're saying.

Just watch. It's very funny!

There are trees that grow in Africa which, once a year, produce very juicy fruits that contain a large percentage of alcohol.

Because there is a shortage of water, as soon as the fruits are ripe, animals come there to eat their fill. The elephants shake the

fruit from the trees and then EVERYBODY.......... PARTY!!

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