Sunday Family Humour 12th July

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Stimulus Economics

It is the month of August on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now debt free, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is economic recovery stimulus!

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Indian Weather

It was late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation

asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to

be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never

been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky,

he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe

that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that

village members should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he

got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the

National Weather Service and asked,

'Is the coming winter going to be cold ?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,'

the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to

collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service

again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a

very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at the National Weather Service again

replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.' The

chief again went back to his people and ordered them

to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather

Service again. 'The winter is going to be very cold ?

Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be

very cold? 'Absolutely,

' the man replied.

'It's looking more and more like it is going to be

one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.' How

can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting

firewood like crazy.'

Something to remember whenever you get advice from a

government official!

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Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings---

I had no Monet

To buy Degas

To make the Van Gogh.

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