Halle Berry

OPRAH

J-Lo and Mark Anthony

EDDIE MURPHY

Billy Joel

Hugh Hefner

Sylvester Stallone

Tiger Woods

Bottlenose Dolphins

A Computer Problem

Thanks to Colin

Hello Tech Support. How can I help you?'

LADY: 'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me

so I shut it down.

This morning when I turned it on it started hissing and cracking, then

started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing.'

SUPPORT: 'I'll have a technician come over first thing this morning, leave

the computer just like it is, so he can

find the problem and fix it, or change it for another computer. Give me

your address and phone number and the

technician will be there just as soon as he can.'

When the technician got there, the woman showed him where the computer

was, said what happened to it.

This is what the technician found wrong.

Take a look at the pictures... You won't believe your eyes!!! !!

And you thought you had computer problems !!!

UNINTENDED LOOP

at take-off

Thanks to David H.

ONE OF THE BEST AIRCRAFT VIDEOS EVER !!!!

Well...I would say there's nothing about this the pilot enjoys.

If he could have ejected at 100' upside down and lived, he would have.

Looks like the afterburner kicks in while still vectored for vertical

takeoff. Lockheed would call this a "software malfunction" and do a little

more "regressive testing". Good demo of power-to-weight ratio of this

aircraft! And stability control. If he didn't come out of the loop

wings-level, probably would have been bad news, maybe taking some of the

carrier with him!

Flying through your own exhaust can lead to equipment malfunctions, too! As

in "flame out" F-35 is single engine...unpowered and zero airspeed has

aerodynamics of a Steinway piano. This is the most unbelievable piece of

flying you will ever see in your life.

This is how a supremely well-trained US Navy pilot, ice running in his

veins instead of blood, fully regains control of his $70 million fighter

jet, after a problematic vertical take-off attempt. Watch as the rear

vertical thruster fires to cause the problem..

His $1.39 Wal-Mart briefs did not fare as well however.

Fun Pictures

Thanks to Tony

THIS IS WHAT LOUSY EDITING LOOKS LIKE..... ?

You need to hold the trigger to shoot someone or...?

Hmmm..... aero planes in the Trojan War?

Bows, arrows, swords ... and cellphones in the olden days?

Wow! In those days,... Adidas? Hmmm....branded Pirate!

but not as stupid as........

OR THIS ????????

...........

THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE:

THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE:

This is what intimacy looks like:

This is what deaf looks like:

This is what stupid looks like:

This is what McBurndt looks like:

This is what a Nightmare looks like:

This is what 'I thought your husband was out of town' looks like:

-The Silent Generation are people born before 1946.

-The Baby Boomers are people born between 1946 and 1959.

-Generation X are people born between 1960 and 1979.

- Generation Y are people born between 1980 and 1995.

Why do we call the last one generation Y?

I did not know, but a cartoonist explains it eloquently below...I Learned something new today!

Chauffeur and the Cow

Thanks to Ray

(Cherie Blair is Tony Blair's wife)

Cherie Blair was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.

Suddenly, a cow jumped out into the road, they hit it full on and the car

comes to a stop.

Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur; "YOU - get out

and check; you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

"YOU were driving; go and tell the farmer," storms Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled, and

with a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle

of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love

to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks Cherie.

"I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them:

'I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow".

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