Sunday Family Humour 31st January 2010 Page 2

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SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!!

Thanks to Lee

Imagine that you have won the following prize in a contest:

Each morning your bank will deposit $ 86,400.00 in your private account for your use.

However, this prize had rules, just as any game has certain rules.

The first set of rules are:

1. Everything that you don’t spend during the day will be taken away from you.

2. You may not simply transfer money into some other account.

3. You may only spend it.

Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens your account with

$ 86,400.00 for that day.

The second set of rules:

1. The bank can end the game without warning; at any time it can say, “It’s over, the game is over!”

2. It can close the account and you will not receive a new one.

What will you personally do?

You can buy anything and everything you wanted, right?

Not only for yourself, but for all people you love, right?

Even for people you don’t know, because you can’t possibly spend it all on yourself, right?

You will try to spend every cent, and use it all, right?

ACTUALLY, THIS GAME IS REALITY!!

Each of us is in possession of such a “magical” bank.

We just can’t seem to see it.

THE MAGICAL BANK IS TIME!

Each awakening morning we receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of life,

and when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is NOT credited to us.

What we haven’t lived up that day is forever lost..

Yesterday is forever gone.

Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your account at any time…….

WITHOUT WARNING.

WELL, what will you do with your 86,400 seconds?

Aren’t they worth so much more than the same amount in dollars?

Think about that, and always think of this:

Enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.

So take care of yourself, and enjoy life!

Here’s wishing you a wonderfully beautiful day!!!

Hubble Telescope

Thanks to Lee

Astronomers Select Top Ten

Most Amazing Pictures Taken

by Hubble Space Telescope in

Last 16 Years

'...they illustrate that our universe is not only

deeply strange, but also almost impossibly beautiful.'

Michael Hanlon/AH (Nov 25th, 2006)

After correcting an initial problem with the lens,

when the Hubble Space Telescope was first launched

in 1990, the floating astro-observatory began to relay

back to Earth, incredible snap shots of the 'final frontier'

it was perusing.

Recently, astronauts voted on the top photographs

taken by Hubble in its 16-year journey so far.

Remarking in the article from the Daily Mail, reporter

Michael Hanlon says the photos 'illustrate that our

universe is not only deeply strange, but also

almost impossibly beautiful.'

Enjoy!

Hubble Telescope's top ten greatest space photographs.

Awesome!!!

The Ant Nebula, a cloud of dust and gas whose

technical name is Mz3, resembles an ant when

observed using ground-based telescopes.. .

The nebula lies within our galaxy between

3,000 and 6,000 light years from earth

In third place is Nebula NGC 2392, called 'Eskimo'

because it looks like a face surrounded by a furry hood.

The hood is, in fact, a ring of comet-shaped objects

flying away from a dying star.

Eskimo is 5,000 light years from Earth

At 4 is The Cat's Eye Nebula

The Hourglass Nebula, 8,000 light years away,

has a 'pinched-in- the-middle' look because the winds

that shape it are weaker at the center

In sixth place is the Cone Nebula.

The part pictured here is 2.5 light years in length

(the equivalent of 23 million return trips to the Moon).

The Perfect Storm, a small region in the Swan Nebula,

5,500 light years away, described as 'a bubbly ocean

of hydrogen and small amounts of oxygen, sulphur

and other elements'.

Starry Night, so named because it reminded

astronomers of the Van Gogh painting.

It is a halo of light around a star in the Milky Way.

The glowering eyes from 114 million light years away

are the swirling cores of two merging galaxies called

NGC 2207 and IC 2163 in the distant

Canis Major constellation.

The Trifid Nebula. A 'stellar nursery', 9,000 light years

from here, it is where new stars are being born.

Some new - some old

Thanks to Ray

Thanks to Alex

The Saw Trick

(Saws person in half with chain saw, in full view)

Thanks to a forum

The Egg Trick

(The real Tonight Show. The good ole days. This trick has never been repeated in modern times..Johnny Carson and Dom DeLouise, when he was under 200 lbs!)

Thanks to Tony

The Mouse and Cheese

(A funny cartoon advertfor a spicy cheese)

Thanks to Mark

The DIY King

(An unbelievable skill at DIY)

Thanks to Tony

The Japanese Sauna

(A very funny clip from a Japanese TV show)

Thanks to Mark

The Flying Lawn-mower

(Does this lawn-mower really fly - decide for yourself)

Best duct tape story ever

Thanks to David H.

During a private "fly-in" fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, the chartered pilot and fishermen

left a cooler and bait in the plane. And a bear smelled it. This is what he did to the plane.

The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him 2 new tires, 3 cases of duct tape, and a supply of sheet plastic. He patched the plane together, and FLEW IT HOME !

Duct Tape ? Never Leave Home Without It

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD

Thanks to Andy

This woman is walking for breast cancer. She is trying to tell everyone that the cancer industry is a huge profit-making hoax.

The three recommended approaches of surgery, chemotherapy and radiotherapy are extremely dangerous.

There are numerous far less costly cures. that are not allowed to be publicised.

See http://sites.google.com/site/humanevolution2008/the-human-body-1/cancer-cures