Recently a new statement has come out from the current CIA director William J. Burns following Ms. Frizzle's most recent adventure into Ralphie's intestines. “Think about how much good the Magic School Bus could’ve done for the American people, we could’ve slipped right into Osama Bin Laden's ear and looked around for clues with that bus!” However, Ms. Frizzle has repeatedly declined the advances of the CIA stating that the magic school bus could only be used by “one of pure heart” and “childlike wonder”. Still, people question the “childlike wonder” of entering Ralphie’s intestinal lining for the 35th time. William J Burns was quoted saying “Ms. Frizzle’s use of the Magic School Bus is not only unamerican, but also traitorous to our union. If we had access to such technology, Biden would have no more tummy aches, and that’s a promise to the American people."